I was thinking the other day in my Calculus class. I want to be a slug. They're so chill, and practically do nothing. They're like "dude, im gonna crawl to the opposite wall today and like leave a trail behind. I'm gonna eat some moss and just be a slug. I'm gonna like a climb a tree, but no rush because im a slug and i dont give a s***". so i was thinking to myself, i should just leave this class, cut my limbs off, cover myself in vaseline and be a slug. anyone else feel the same? maybe not the same animal but still.
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