I think I got a prostitute pregnant on Valentine's Day

ZOMG. I only, only, only ever click on PC and Mac Game forums. (Consoles are meh.) I clicked on these forums and opened this golden nugget of thread post immediately upon reading it. Thank G*D for happy coincidences. Whether this is true or not, I love this "Last Exit to Brooklyn" tragically f***ed up, human stuff. I feel for ya' if true. If not, move out to HOllywood and write forums posts for a living. Sh*t, if I had any money I'd pay ya'!

Lies

I stated a factual statement that 3 days after sexual intercourse cannot be enough for a pregnancy test to give a positive. Then you went ahead and stated that this is not an evidence of his bullshit. I reacted by reiterating my initial statement trying to solicit some counterargument from you and you reply with a "Yes, and?" as if we did not disagree on anything, you agreed with me from the start and I'm just being pedantic.

I've been thegerged yet again.

She's an imaginary prostitute there's no way the sex can be good. Leaving moral arguments aside, I bet her pussy is all loose and flappy from all those random hit and run dicks. Not to mention the potential abuse and/or "for the right price I'll do anything you want me to do" offers.

@playmynutz:

Hahah, they are all standing in the line.

You can't get a girl pregnant by befriending her. You have to have sex.

liar

Such an interesting understanding of biology you have, TC. Are you a member of the US Congress?

You guys aren't being supportive. Why?

@Fire_Wa11: Haha. Where/How do I apply for the job?

Its a prostitute.... she had other guys right before you and right after you so even if she was pregnant she wouldnt even know by who. And if she doesnt know who you are of knows how to contact you, you are safe.

and trust me if she was prego, she wouldnt even want and would get rid of it herself

I would hope that she uses backup forms of birth control, beyond the condom for STD prevention, being a prostitute. As such, I really don't believe you.

Regardless, in the U.S., you have legal responsibility to financially support the child should the mother force the issue.

lmao

This story reminds me of a guy who I was in charge of in Korea. He was scared he got a Filipino girl who worked in one of the local bars pregnant. A few weeks later it turned out she was already several weeks pregnant by another guy when he busted inside of her. I'm still surprised he never caught an STD with all of the women he was screwing (once he screwed five different girls the same night).

Anyway, the TC's story sounds like something that was copied and pasted across different forums to see the reaction.

I generally make it a rule not to reply to a handful of users in OT. There are like 3 users to whom I never respond or concern myself with what they have to say. thegerg is largely one of them, not because he's bad, its just impossible to get somewhere with him. I still make the occasional mistake of thinking that I may have been wrong about them only to realize that I wasn't, ever. Such occurrences progressively diminish in number in relation to a particular user until they become completely dismissed to the point where I wouldn't be caught dead replying to whatever the **** they have to say.

Name the kid Cupid. That way he/she will always know their mom was struck my Cupid's arrow on Valentine's Day. Cupid's arrow being your wiener.

@donquixote:

So you think you got someone pregnant.........4 days ago?!

Hopefully she aborts the kid before the kid also finds out what kind of father it has ;)