I think I got a prostitute pregnant on Valentine's Day

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#1 Posted by DonQuixote (110 posts) -

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

#2 Edited by Master_Live (14591 posts) -

Where do you live and how do you know you got her pregnant?

#3 Posted by Allicrombie (25197 posts) -

@donquixote: Congratulations?

#4 Edited by DonQuixote (110 posts) -

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

#5 Posted by Master_Live (14591 posts) -

@donquixote said:

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

Your legal responsibilities might change depending on the country you live.

#6 Posted by DonQuixote (110 posts) -

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

#7 Posted by DonQuixote (110 posts) -

@Allicrombie: Thanks.

#8 Posted by Master_Live (14591 posts) -

@donquixote said:

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

LOL, you gotta face those windmills.

#9 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6651 posts) -

Deny it up and down.............

Who are people going to believe, a reputable young man, or some random mistress of the night?..........

#10 Posted by DonQuixote (110 posts) -

Nobody answered the question yet.

#11 Posted by one_plum (6355 posts) -

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

#12 Posted by s_h_a_d_o (1295 posts) -

@donquixote said:

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

Seriously?

The same as for any woman one got pregnant.

By the by... have you ever heard of contraception, or noticed that the initials VD are also that of Valentine's Day?

:|

#13 Posted by CountBleck12 (22906 posts) -

Well sucks to be you and...

@one_plum said:

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

#14 Posted by Innovazero2000 (3143 posts) -

The question is irrelevant since you claim to run to another state in the event she wants you in the child's life. Not sure where you are getting at?

OT... never ceases to fail ha ha. Congrats, did you get pictures?

#15 Posted by Brutal_Elitegs (16212 posts) -

http://i.minus.com/in4cZU3nFdgPz.gif

#16 Posted by Iszdope (9988 posts) -

That's beautiful man.

#17 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10167 posts) -

if you've had unprotected sex with a prostitute, the baby is the least of your worries. i'd be more concerned about the possible STDs if i were you.

#20 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36804 posts) -

Just chop your d*ck off
Eunuch's can't pay child support
Right????

#21 Posted by airshocker (29670 posts) -

Sucks for you.

#22 Posted by Trail_Mix (2021 posts) -
@Brutal_Elitegs said:

this

#23 Posted by hippiesanta (9866 posts) -

@donquixote:

Don't worry .... a prostitute usually do the terus wash-up ...

that's to bad because she just murder your unborn child

#24 Posted by betamaxx83 (351 posts) -

I hope you have a good paying job if that's the case.

#25 Posted by coasterguy65 (5968 posts) -

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

#26 Edited by indzman (17798 posts) -

First and foremost test both of yours ( yours and the Hoes ) blood for HIV =P

#27 Posted by speedfreak48t5p (7812 posts) -

@coasterguy65 said:

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

LMFAO!

#28 Edited by Renevent42 (5265 posts) -

It's only been 3 days so I highly doubt the TC is being honest...in the small chance it's legit here are the the basics:

1) Regardless if you leave the state, if she wants to keep it legally she can come after you for child support.

2) Failing to pay child support can become a criminal matter (ie you can spend time in jail).

3) Beyond financial, legally you have no other responsibilities. You do have rights though, so even if she didn't want you to see the kid unless she had legal reasons (ie you are violent, drug addict, etc) she cannot stop you. If she tries you can petition the court and an arrangement will be made by the court.

For real advice though, I'd talk to a lawyer.

#29 Posted by GazaAli (22843 posts) -

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

#30 Posted by brimmul777 (1218 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

I with this.

#31 Edited by MonsieurX (30241 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

#32 Posted by Renevent42 (5265 posts) -
@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Actually some test are pretty accurate even within days of the first missed period (which can be a couple weeks, not months). Beyond that some women know almost immediately when they get pregnant. My wife, for instance, knew literally in days she was pregnant with both of our children. She basically felt her body change (probably hormones or something).

Not saying the TC is being truthful, but it is possible.

#33 Posted by speedfog (3201 posts) -

Bang her again until the baby is born.

#34 Posted by comp_atkins (31418 posts) -

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

#35 Posted by playmynutz (5983 posts) -

@speedfog said:

Bang her again until the baby is born.

Other men will be banging this prostitute also, everyone take a turn

#36 Posted by foxhound_fox (88337 posts) -
@comp_atkins said:

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

Someone asking for this to happen.

#38 Edited by hydralisk86 (8537 posts) -

@donquixote: I'm thinking that's a horrible thing to do. That prostitute might have a kid, and if she does, you will avoid facing the responsibilities with that kid and basically leave them both with your mistake. If she decides to keep the kid, the mother most likely will face hardships with raising him/her.

#39 Edited by LJS9502_basic (151066 posts) -

Befriended? Is this the PG version?

#40 Posted by thegerg (15237 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

#41 Posted by thegerg (15237 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Not true, but even if it was that doesn't mean that he can't think he got her pregnant.

#42 Posted by LJS9502_basic (151066 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

No no it doesn't.

#43 Posted by GazaAli (22843 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

#44 Posted by thegerg (15237 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

#45 Edited by LJS9502_basic (151066 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Home pregnancy tests say hi.....

#46 Posted by supa_badman (16629 posts) -

what would panza say?

FIGHT THE WINDMILL OF ADVERSITY, SON

#47 Posted by johnd13 (8137 posts) -

Was she good at least?

#48 Edited by GazaAli (22843 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

#49 Posted by -Renegade (8340 posts) -

god damn you guys fed this troll.

#50 Posted by thegerg (15237 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

You made a factual statement and I agreed with you.