I think I got a prostitute pregnant on Valentine's Day

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#1 Posted by DonQuixote (43 posts) -

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

#2 Edited by Master_Live (12305 posts) -

Where do you live and how do you know you got her pregnant?

#3 Posted by Allicrombie (24828 posts) -
#4 Edited by DonQuixote (43 posts) -

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

#5 Posted by Master_Live (12305 posts) -

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

Your legal responsibilities might change depending on the country you live.

#6 Posted by DonQuixote (43 posts) -

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

#7 Posted by DonQuixote (43 posts) -
#8 Posted by Master_Live (12305 posts) -

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

LOL, you gotta face those windmills.

#9 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6634 posts) -

Deny it up and down.............

Who are people going to believe, a reputable young man, or some random mistress of the night?..........

#10 Posted by DonQuixote (43 posts) -

Nobody answered the question yet.

#11 Posted by one_plum (6096 posts) -

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

#12 Posted by s_h_a_d_o (1239 posts) -

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

Seriously?

The same as for any woman one got pregnant.

By the by... have you ever heard of contraception, or noticed that the initials VD are also that of Valentine's Day?

:|

#13 Posted by CountBleck12 (22481 posts) -

Well sucks to be you and...

@one_plum said:

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

#14 Posted by Innovazero2000 (3117 posts) -

The question is irrelevant since you claim to run to another state in the event she wants you in the child's life. Not sure where you are getting at?

OT... never ceases to fail ha ha. Congrats, did you get pictures?

#15 Posted by Brutal_Elitegs (16054 posts) -

http://i.minus.com/in4cZU3nFdgPz.gif

#16 Posted by Iszdope (8894 posts) -

That's beautiful man.

#17 Posted by VaguelyTagged (9840 posts) -

if you've had unprotected sex with a prostitute, the baby is the least of your worries. i'd be more concerned about the possible STDs if i were you.

#20 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36561 posts) -

Just chop your d*ck off
Eunuch's can't pay child support
Right????

#21 Posted by airshocker (27273 posts) -

Sucks for you.

#22 Posted by Trail_Mix (2021 posts) -
#23 Posted by hippiesanta (9273 posts) -

@donquixote:

Don't worry .... a prostitute usually do the terus wash-up ...

that's to bad because she just murder your unborn child

#24 Posted by betamaxx83 (335 posts) -

I hope you have a good paying job if that's the case.

#25 Posted by coasterguy65 (5432 posts) -

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

#26 Edited by indzman (15387 posts) -

First and foremost test both of yours ( yours and the Hoes ) blood for HIV =P

#27 Posted by speedfreak48t5p (4961 posts) -

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

LMFAO!

#28 Edited by Renevent42 (4949 posts) -

It's only been 3 days so I highly doubt the TC is being honest...in the small chance it's legit here are the the basics:

1) Regardless if you leave the state, if she wants to keep it legally she can come after you for child support.

2) Failing to pay child support can become a criminal matter (ie you can spend time in jail).

3) Beyond financial, legally you have no other responsibilities. You do have rights though, so even if she didn't want you to see the kid unless she had legal reasons (ie you are violent, drug addict, etc) she cannot stop you. If she tries you can petition the court and an arrangement will be made by the court.

For real advice though, I'd talk to a lawyer.

#29 Posted by GazaAli (21483 posts) -

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

#30 Posted by brimmul777 (893 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

I with this.

#31 Edited by MonsieurX (26982 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

#32 Posted by Renevent42 (4949 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Actually some test are pretty accurate even within days of the first missed period (which can be a couple weeks, not months). Beyond that some women know almost immediately when they get pregnant. My wife, for instance, knew literally in days she was pregnant with both of our children. She basically felt her body change (probably hormones or something).

Not saying the TC is being truthful, but it is possible.

#33 Posted by speedfog (2581 posts) -

Bang her again until the baby is born.

#34 Posted by comp_atkins (30763 posts) -

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

#35 Posted by playmynutz (5566 posts) -

@speedfog said:

Bang her again until the baby is born.

Other men will be banging this prostitute also, everyone take a turn

#36 Posted by foxhound_fox (85306 posts) -

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

Someone asking for this to happen.

#38 Edited by hydralisk86 (8427 posts) -

@donquixote: I'm thinking that's a horrible thing to do. That prostitute might have a kid, and if she does, you will avoid facing the responsibilities with that kid and basically leave them both with your mistake. If she decides to keep the kid, the mother most likely will face hardships with raising him/her.

#39 Edited by LJS9502_basic (148561 posts) -

Befriended? Is this the PG version?

#40 Posted by thegerg (12967 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

#41 Posted by thegerg (12967 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Not true, but even if it was that doesn't mean that he can't think he got her pregnant.

#42 Posted by LJS9502_basic (148561 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

No no it doesn't.

#43 Posted by GazaAli (21483 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

#44 Posted by thegerg (12967 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

#45 Edited by LJS9502_basic (148561 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Home pregnancy tests say hi.....

#46 Posted by supa_badman (16611 posts) -

what would panza say?

FIGHT THE WINDMILL OF ADVERSITY, SON

#47 Posted by johnd13 (7357 posts) -

Was she good at least?

#48 Edited by GazaAli (21483 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

#49 Posted by -Renegade (8340 posts) -

god damn you guys fed this troll.

#50 Posted by thegerg (12967 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

You made a factual statement and I agreed with you.