I shot my co-worker in the eye

With a nerf suction cup dart.

 Yeah, he was thinking he was sneaky shooting at me from another office. After taking three direct hits myself I decided to get some payback. So I got up, and stood next to the door frame of the office he was taking cover in. He couldn't't see me, but I could see his shadow as he crept back for another shot. Once I knew I had a good shot, I turned and caught him by surprise. Blam!! Point blank right in the face. The funny part is, it stuck right to his glasses. Never in all the office nerf battles we've had never has this happened. (I'm the one with the gun)

Happy Easter everyone! 

Awesome, but I'm not sure how true this is. >_>SolidSnake35

I came here, expecting some good old fashioned accidental violence ala Cheney-style. Still, must be awesome where you work.

You guys clearly work too hard.i think you should take a break.marklarmer