I heard the North Korean football team is gonna be put to death for losing?

Is it true that their world cup team is gonna be put to death just because they lost their games? And also if they knew this then why are they even playing in the first place?

Dont believe half the tabloid nonsense you read in the newspapers, the majority of the North Korean team dont even live in North Korea.

That's completely false. Blasted capitalistic propaganda. No one on the team will be exectued. Just massively tortured as per the Kim Jong-Il protocols.

They won't be. North Korea will just claim that they won the World Cup, and that anybody who says otherwise is a Western imperialist traitor.

where are you getting this sort of thing?

That would be really stupid if it were true, but chances are it's not...

i haven't heard anything like that..

Yes, they also said they would kill people who spread information about it. You should watch out.McJugga

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

well then talk about high expectations or a crappy team

Reminds me of thisincident.

[QUOTE="McJugga"]Yes, they also said they would kill people who spread information about it. You should watch out.SgtKevali

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

Is it true that their world cup team is gonna be put to death just because they lost their games? And also if they knew this then why are they even playing in the first place?

gongytron

if they didnt play they would be put to death as well :P

Is it true that their world cup team is gonna be put to death just because they lost their games? And also if they knew this then why are they even playing in the first place?

gongytron

You heard incorrectly.

It's the French team that's going to be put to death.

Sarkozy himself issued the order.

Yes. in fact it's based on the goal difference...for example-if N.korea scores 3 goals in the group stage and concedes 10 goals-7 players will die.



Feel free to pass this information along.

They won't be. North Korea will just claim that they won the World Cup, and that anybody who says otherwise is a Western imperialist traitor.SgtKevali

Dont believe half the tabloid nonsense you read in the newspapers, the majority of the North Korean team dont even live in North Korea.

Isbrealiompie

[QUOTE="McJugga"]Yes, they also said they would kill people who spread information about it. You should watch out.SgtKevali

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

[QUOTE="McJugga"]Yes, they also said they would kill people who spread information about it. You should watch out.munu9

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

[QUOTE="munu9"][QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

McJugga

It will keep on going and eventually become an internet meme.

propaganda sure does it's job

I don't know, Guess we'll find out soon enough.

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

[QUOTE="McJugga"]Yes, they also said they would kill people who spread information about it. You should watch out.munu9

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

Um, no. They've probably all defected by now anyways.

[QUOTE="munu9"][QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

They also kill the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.

McJugga

They also kill people who pray.

[QUOTE="McJugga"][QUOTE="munu9"] They also kill the people who spread information about them killing the people who spread information about them killing people who spread information about it. You should watch out.MetroidPrimePwn

They also kill people who pray.

Dont believe half the tabloid nonsense you read in the newspapers, the majority of the North Korean team dont even live in North Korea.

I'm guessing with the aid of careful video editing, North Korea ended the game with a respectable 0-0 draw versus Portugal after besting the favourites Brazil 1-0 with a blistering goal by [insert name].F1_2004

It is hard to do video editing of Live TV.

They will probably not be put to death. But they will probably be send to 'Re-education camps"

I doubt it but those who did not perform up to expectations stand a chance at losing their priviledged position and being turned out to a hard labour job like the rest of the people

Well, just look for North Korea's team during the next World Cup; if the line-up is completely different, that probably means that they were executed. :P

Dont believe half the tabloid nonsense you read in the newspapers, the majority of the North Korean team dont even live in North Korea.

Isbrealiompie

There's a few conspiracy theories re: N Korea doing the rounds, a couple of which are listed here.

Reminds me of thisincident.

T_P_O

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Reminds me of thisincident.

bruinfan617