I. Hate. My. Bright red bloated lips.

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#1 Posted by Kocelot (753 posts) -

I'm a guy too, so this is embarassing as f*ck.

I don't know if I drink too much water, if i'm dehydrated, or theres too much blood flow going to my lips.

I've been trying to get rid of the bright red color for a very long time, and no it doesnt mean im 'healthy' b/c it doesnt make any sense(this is the most common answer I got).

If I were a girl, these lips would be sexy but NO, im a guy. so wtf. -_-

im not going back to my doctor, b/c hes just going to rush the process and say I;'m fine and "drink more water."

a lot of doctors are crap in general and just want to get it over with for themoney, so ima just ask here first.

Any ideas of why my lips are so frickin bright and red?
Also,I have light skin.

#2 Posted by OrianaDorta (3112 posts) -

become unhealthy?

#3 Posted by InEMplease (6327 posts) -

This so requires pics.

#4 Posted by Kocelot (753 posts) -

become unhealthy?

OrianaDorta
Already am, but that's another topic.
#5 Posted by Kocelot (753 posts) -

This so requires pics.

InEMplease
Man head with full, perky red lips.
#6 Posted by OrianaDorta (3112 posts) -

This so requires pics.

InEMplease

I agree.

#7 Posted by Zeviander (9503 posts) -
You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.
#8 Posted by themajormayor (25677 posts) -
wear lipstick that's less bright red
#9 Posted by General_X (9027 posts) -
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lol
#10 Posted by Kocelot (753 posts) -
You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.Zeviander
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lolGeneral_X
Here's the thing though. I have no girlfriend. Lol
#11 Posted by UltimoIce (3068 posts) -

Pics or it didn't happen!

#12 Posted by johnd13 (7921 posts) -

You have these bright red lips all your life? If yes maybe it' s just how your lips are and you should better come to terms with it.

#13 Posted by InEMplease (6327 posts) -

[QUOTE="Zeviander"]You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.Kocelot
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lolGeneral_X
Here's the thing though. I have no girlfriend. Lol

But when you get one she'll be 27.3% more satisfied with your kisses.

#14 Posted by johnd13 (7921 posts) -

Pics or it didn't happen!

UltimoIce

I love this line lol.

#15 Posted by XilePrincess (13116 posts) -
It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal.
#16 Posted by codymcclain14 (6017 posts) -
My lips are kinda red too. I don't mind it, and neither does my girlfriend. :P It's not a problem honestly. and just take a picture of your lips? since you seem to be afraid to posting a full face picture. :P
#17 Posted by IdioticIcarus (2242 posts) -

Like this guy?

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#18 Posted by comp_atkins (31213 posts) -
they'll serve you well in a career as a cross-dresser. embrace it.
#19 Posted by Nuck81 (5820 posts) -
Your lips are the same color as your nipples
#20 Posted by themajormayor (25677 posts) -
I hate them too btw
#21 Posted by GreekGameManiac (6439 posts) -

I have sexy lips.

...and i'm a guy.

#22 Posted by aaronmullan (33400 posts) -
I also have red lips, but I enjoy them. People compliment me on them all the time.
#23 Posted by johnd13 (7921 posts) -

Your lips are the same color as your nipplesNuck81

Fact?

#24 Posted by Diablo-B (4023 posts) -
So you have plump red juicy sexy lips... and the problem is.... you want to look less attractive?
#25 Posted by kuraimen (28078 posts) -
Become gay Problem solved.
#26 Posted by Pirate700 (46465 posts) -

You don't know if you drank too much water or if you're dehydrated? WTF...how can you not differentiate between the two?

#27 Posted by Nuck81 (5820 posts) -

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Your lips are the same color as your nipplesjohnd13

Fact?

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule
#28 Posted by General_X (9027 posts) -
[QUOTE="Zeviander"]You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.Kocelot
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lolGeneral_X
Here's the thing though. I have no girlfriend. Lol

Well the moral of the story being that I highly doubt your lips will prevent you from getting a girlfriend lol
#29 Posted by Pirate700 (46465 posts) -

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Your lips are the same color as your nipplesNuck81

Fact?

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

#30 Posted by -Fromage- (10515 posts) -
Either pay for plastic surgery to have them changed, or stop being a baby and accept it for what they are.
#31 Posted by PiscesChick93 (10687 posts) -

Embrace them lips

#32 Posted by KiIIyou (27135 posts) -
Tan that skinskin.
#33 Posted by Nuck81 (5820 posts) -

[QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="johnd13"]

Fact?

Pirate700

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

C'iest le vie
#34 Posted by ikeelmages (22 posts) -
I've heard of 'permanent makeup'. They essentially would ink your lips a different color, like a tattoo. Maybe not the most manly or cheap fix..
#35 Posted by MichBelle (1057 posts) -
You could try a lipstick primer. Some of them will dull out your natural color. No one will be able to tell you're wearing anything other than chapstick
#36 Posted by FrostyPhantasm (8521 posts) -
[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Nuck81"] I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general ruleNuck81

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

C'iest le vie

C'est la vie*
#37 Posted by cheese_game619 (13316 posts) -
It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal. XilePrincess
dirty betch
#38 Posted by meconate (10476 posts) -
Show me those bright red lips.
#41 Posted by muller39 (14944 posts) -

This thread is amusing.

On topic embrace your lips tc.

#42 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10081 posts) -
It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal. XilePrincess
your argument would've made no sense without the butthole instance.well played.
#43 Posted by SirWander (5176 posts) -

outside of make-up and cosmetic surgery, there really isn't much you can do.

#44 Posted by GhettoBlastin92 (1141 posts) -
I bet if we saw the lips we could help better.
#45 Posted by PinkiePirate (2086 posts) -

Like this guy?

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IdioticIcarus

he's cute :3

#46 Posted by Pffrbt (6478 posts) -

[QUOTE="IdioticIcarus"]

Like this guy?

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PinkiePirate

he's cute :3

He is not.

#47 Posted by tepni (3214 posts) -

that sounds cute embrace it ^_^