I. Hate. My. Bright red bloated lips.

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#1 Kocelot
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I'm a guy too, so this is embarassing as f*ck.

I don't know if I drink too much water, if i'm dehydrated, or theres too much blood flow going to my lips.

I've been trying to get rid of the bright red color for a very long time, and no it doesnt mean im 'healthy' b/c it doesnt make any sense(this is the most common answer I got).

If I were a girl, these lips would be sexy but NO, im a guy. so wtf. -_-

im not going back to my doctor, b/c hes just going to rush the process and say I;'m fine and "drink more water."

a lot of doctors are crap in general and just want to get it over with for themoney, so ima just ask here first.

Any ideas of why my lips are so frickin bright and red?
Also,I have light skin.

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#2 OrianaDorta
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become unhealthy?

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#4 Kocelot
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become unhealthy?

OrianaDorta
Already am, but that's another topic.
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#5 Kocelot
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This so requires pics.

InEMplease
Man head with full, perky red lips.
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#6 OrianaDorta
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This so requires pics.

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I agree.

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#7 Zeviander
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You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.
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#8 themajormayor
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wear lipstick that's less bright red
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#9 General_X
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Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lol
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#10 Kocelot
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You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.Zeviander
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lolGeneral_X
Here's the thing though. I have no girlfriend. Lol
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#11 UltimoIce
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Pics or it didn't happen!

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#12 johnd13
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You have these bright red lips all your life? If yes maybe it' s just how your lips are and you should better come to terms with it.

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#14 johnd13
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Pics or it didn't happen!

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I love this line lol.

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#15 XilePrincess
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It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal.
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#16 codymcclain14
Member since 2010 • 6017 Posts
My lips are kinda red too. I don't mind it, and neither does my girlfriend. :P It's not a problem honestly. and just take a picture of your lips? since you seem to be afraid to posting a full face picture. :P
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#17 IdioticIcarus
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Like this guy?

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#18 comp_atkins
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they'll serve you well in a career as a cross-dresser. embrace it.
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#19 deactivated-5e9044657a310
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Your lips are the same color as your nipples
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#20 themajormayor
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I hate them too btw
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#21 GreekGameManiac
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I have sexy lips.

...and i'm a guy.

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#22 aaronmullan
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I also have red lips, but I enjoy them. People compliment me on them all the time.
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#23 johnd13
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Your lips are the same color as your nipplesNuck81

Fact?

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#24 Diablo-B
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So you have plump red juicy sexy lips... and the problem is.... you want to look less attractive?
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Become gay Problem solved.
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#26 Pirate700
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You don't know if you drank too much water or if you're dehydrated? WTF...how can you not differentiate between the two?

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#27 deactivated-5e9044657a310
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Your lips are the same color as your nipplesjohnd13

Fact?

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule
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#28 General_X
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[QUOTE="Zeviander"]You could just deal with it. You can't hide from genetics.Kocelot
Same issue here, but it turns out that it isn't a big deal, my girlfriend loves my big lips, says I give the best kisses lolGeneral_X
Here's the thing though. I have no girlfriend. Lol

Well the moral of the story being that I highly doubt your lips will prevent you from getting a girlfriend lol
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#29 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Your lips are the same color as your nipplesNuck81

Fact?

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

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#30 -Fromage-
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Either pay for plastic surgery to have them changed, or stop being a baby and accept it for what they are.
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#31 PiscesChick93
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Embrace them lips

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#32 KiIIyou
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Tan that skinskin.
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#33 deactivated-5e9044657a310
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"][QUOTE="johnd13"]

Fact?

Pirate700

I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general rule

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

C'iest le vie
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#34 ikeelmages
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I've heard of 'permanent makeup'. They essentially would ink your lips a different color, like a tattoo. Maybe not the most manly or cheap fix..
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#36 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Nuck81"] I'm sure there are exceptions, but I've found it to be a pretty reliable general ruleNuck81

That hasn't been the case from everything I've seen...

C'iest le vie

C'est la vie*
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#37 cheese_game619
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It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal. XilePrincess
dirty betch
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#41 muller39
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This thread is amusing.

On topic embrace your lips tc.

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#42 VaguelyTagged
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It's natural. Everyone's butthole is a different color, just like everyone's lips are a different color. Some people have very dark lips, some have pale or pink, some have very bright reddish colored ones. There's nothing you can do about it and it really isn't a big deal. XilePrincess
your argument would've made no sense without the butthole instance.well played.
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#43 SirWander
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outside of make-up and cosmetic surgery, there really isn't much you can do.

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#44 GhettoBlastin92
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I bet if we saw the lips we could help better.
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Like this guy?

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he's cute :3

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[QUOTE="IdioticIcarus"]

Like this guy?

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he's cute :3

He is not.

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#47 tepni
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that sounds cute embrace it ^_^