I fell into a coma for 4 years and just woke up. Has anything major changed in the world as far as you guys know?

Topic title. I had an accident and slept for 4 years and just woke up not too long ago. Major highlights would be good. Luckily my investment in Bitcoin paid off and was able to retire upon sale.

Unfortunately not. It was just random dreams for a while. Darkness, cold darkness. But just dreams, heard voices in real life but then they dissapeared and came back every so often.

i've gained about 5 pounds

Obama is still president.

Saddam Husein is dead.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.

You just woke up from a 4-years long coma and the first thing that occurred to you was to post here? I suggest you go back to sleep immediately.

Syria... ISIS... Malaysian airplane gone missing.

Games have gottent worse. Everything has gotten worse. We'll all soon be dead.

C'mon man!

Lotto fixed

LOL

Lobster creatures from space came and seized control for two years, we embraced our new overlords until we realized they tasted fantastic with garlic bread.

Gordon Ramsey lead us in the charge of the great "Space Lobster Genocide War"

Facebook went public. We finally saw Pluto up close, retro gaming is taking off, CSI ended, Donald Trump leads the polls, One World Center completed, ISIS created.

Half Life 3 is still a mystery to us all.

I'm still an asshole.

You were lucky to be asleep during Real Madrid's best couple of years, but luckily Barça is dominating once again.

The creation of zombie activists defending zombies rights.

Did you really fall into a comma though?

@hyksiu:

I doubt it?

we met aliens. they were boring.

The sky is blue.

Water is still wet.

Snow is cold and white.

Grass is usually green.... Not much has changed in 4 years.

By the way,may I ask how you ended up in a coma,if you don't mind??

@davillain-:http://forum.wordreference.com/threads/dry-humor.116874/

@BiancaDK: @magicalclick: Awww come on you guys, I was only playing XD

Off topic guys, but I don't really wanna make a new topic just for this question so I'll just ask here, hope you don't mind. What happened to Korvus? Havent seen the guy in months. D:

Satoru Iwata is dead

Duke Nukem Forever came out

Robin Williams committed suicide

3D printers

etc.

@gongytron: This gen doesn't have that many good exclusives but the Wii U and 3DS have a good amount of them. The NX comes out next year or in 2017.

There are a lot of new DC or Marvel movies and TV shows. Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars.

Star Wars Episode 7 comes out in theatres next month.

The US State Department pulled off a coup d'état in Ukraine and installed a puppet regime in Kiev.

Russia liberated Crimea from Ukraine.

Turkey became a state sponsor of terror ... not unlike the rest of NATO.

France suffered a terrible case of "blowback" when some of the terrorists it had been sponsoring killed 131 people in Paris.

The countdown to WWIII began two days ago.

8th gen consoles are disappointing.

Being transgender now makes you a hero.

Progressives are now regressive lefties with PC culture, everything is now offensive.

Feminism is destroying pop culture and video games.

Riots in the US from racial tension.

Obama is doing unconstitutional things.

Syria is now a proxy war with Russia.

Turkey has its own interests with Daesh.

Paris had a terrorist attack.

Russia is going broke and is trying to protect what little assets they have left with their allies.

Oil is the cheapest it has ever been.

Prices are inflated.

We haven't really recovered from the Great Recession.

Israel is rebuilding its 3rd Holy Temple. Solomon's Temple.

Crimea voted to be part of Russia.

Battlefront is back but it sucks.

Witcher 3 is rich in narrative and is open world(sort of)

GTA V looks amazing on PC and 8th gen.

Microsoft got a new CEO since Don Mattrick was a douchebag.

The Hunger Games movies are now over.

The Flash CW series is amazing.

Daredevil is better than ever on Netflix TV series.

Lots of plane accidents and plane crashes from terrorist acts.

World War 3 is imminent.

Migration Crisis in Europe.

USA is living in fear again and attacking Muslims for no reason.

Donald Trump is running for president and he makes the entire GOP look like clowns, except for Rand Paul.

Bernie Sanders is making democratic socialism popular and is against Corporate America, fighting against crony capitalism as a democrat candidate.

Hillary Clinton is still a lying whore.

Konami is now a slot machine company.

Ebola became a thing for awhile.

Gaben is greedy as ever.

Jesus Christ has not come back despite people saying the world is ending on xx.xx.xxxx date.

USA is accepting and giving welfare to 10s and thousands of refugees from the middle east.

Mars has salt water.

PC has become a popular trend for gaming thanks to Minecraft and E-Sports.

Miley Cyrus is a disgusting lady and is the new Lady Gaga of shock factor.

He's gone the Eminem way. He's focusing solemnly on handling his responsibilities as a father.

We have mobile phones and computers now

@themajormayor: Its 4 years not 40 years....

Actually that's not accurate. Back in our old RC [roll call] sticky thread outside of OT, Korvus stated his reasons why he left. It wasn't about the airshocker perma banned issues, he had to leave because he has a baby son that he wants to focus on his family situations, not because what happen to airshocker, he wanted to focus on his personal life outside of Gamespot. Hope this helps. When will he be back, nobody knows.

OP is full of bull

System wars is still fun

I was under the impression that he rage quitted the forum.

ISIS/ISIL news aside,

• Silent Hills got cancelled
• Rumors about Kojima leaving Konami but Konami is denying it
• Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is not coming to the West (but you can always order it via Play-Asia for a South Asian English copy)
• Destiny: The Taken King DLC expansion has been released
• Halo & Destiny's composer Martin O'Donell was fired from Bungie
• New King of Fighters 14 is in the makes
• SF5 beta is out
• Star Fox (Wii U) will be released in 2016

Last but not least, welcome back to modern life.

@magicalclick@davillain-@and1salttape Thanks for clearing that up guys! :)