I can't open my soda bottle. Need help!

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#1 Posted by Infinite-Zr0 (13284 posts) -

Ok, so I have a Moutain Dew bottle here and I can't open it.

I'm trying so hard that I'm about to rip my skin off.

My hand already feels sore and raw like I'm getting blisters.

How do I open this?

#2 Posted by Morning_Revival (3475 posts) -
Take a knife and put a hole into the bottom.
#3 Posted by mattykovax (22693 posts) -
I know not how to fix your problem,however i really like your sig,especially now that you added roblox to it.
#4 Posted by nimatoad2000 (7505 posts) -
hit the bottle cap against the right angle part of a desk. if its a beer bottle type deal... if its a coke can thing... get a knife and lift the thingy with that.
#5 Posted by Patatopan (1890 posts) -

How about busting the cap against the edge of a table or something.

#6 Posted by Hungry_bunny (14293 posts) -
Put a napkin over it and try again. The problem usually isn't strength, the problem is that it hurts so much that you can't give it your all.
#7 Posted by Deihjan (30213 posts) -
grab a pin/needle/something small and sharp that you can't injure yourself with completely. Punch a hole in the bottom of the flask, and then one at the top (or two) and have a glass at the ready before starting punching holes!
#8 Posted by Infinite-Zr0 (13284 posts) -
Ok, so I examined the cap, and there it's been stretched out in the middle in a ring around the cap. I'm thinking the lines didn't line up when the machine screwed on the cap.
#9 Posted by BumFluff122 (14853 posts) -

Run it under hot water and use a dry towel to get it off.

#10 Posted by yellerbelly (1008 posts) -
run the cap under a hot water tap (faucet?) for a bit. EDIT Beaten to it.
#11 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -

Hans! Hans, come look! Look at ze poony leetle girlie man. Poor girlie man. Tryink to open his girlie bottle. What's zee matter girlie man? You need me to come to your girlie house und open your girlie bottle?

#12 Posted by CrazyKilljoy117 (1369 posts) -

Wrap a slightly wide rubber band around the cap and then twist normally.

#13 Posted by Morning_Revival (3475 posts) -

Hans! Hans, come look! Look at ze poony leetle girlie man. Poor girlie man. Tryink to open his girlie bottle. What's zee matter girlie man? You need me to come to your girlie house und open your girlie bottle?

Oleg_Huzwog
:lol: I dont know why but I lole'd hard. :lol:
#14 Posted by Vandalvideo (39656 posts) -
Run the cap under really hot water.
#15 Posted by Engrish_Major (17368 posts) -

Here you go... take this. I hope this helps.

#16 Posted by Infinite-Zr0 (13284 posts) -
The hot water trick worked. Thanks for the advice everyone.
#17 Posted by Big_Bad_Sad (18243 posts) -
Have you got a little pad saw to saw through the neck of the bottle? Then just pour it in to a glass. Im assuming the bottle is plastic.
#18 Posted by thriteenthmonke (49824 posts) -
Melt the cap off.
#19 Posted by Heroicsonic (155 posts) -

Put a napkin over it and try again. The problem usually isn't strength, the problem is that it hurts so much that you can't give it your all.Hungry_bunny

This.