Guys, I can't stop thinking about girls.

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#1 SoSadLife
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Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

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#2 The_Lipscomb
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Jack off... and keep doing it till you settle down. Wait, are you a chick? lol

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#3 sune_Gem
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It sounds like you're suffering from the common mentality that in most cases can be associated with being a male. The only cure I can recommend is being a female instead. That, or change your sexual orientation.

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#4 nilzg
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Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife
get yourself a girlfriend
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#5 deactivated-5e9044657a310
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You're just trying to compensate for your emerging homosexuality. Embrace who you are, no need to lie to yourself
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#6 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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Welcome to adolescents, and no, it doesn't go away when you hit 20.

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#7 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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You're a normal, horny teenager. Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.

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#8 Pirate700
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Welcome to puberty.

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#9 Hiddai
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You're a normal, horny teenager. Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.

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#10 Judas_
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It means that you're going to turn into one.........
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#11 deactivated-6243ee9902175
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Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

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#12 nilzg
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Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

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choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD
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#13 megaspiderweb09
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I think the best advice is to get a very busy and time consuming activity that would take it off your mind, that or you would have to ''choke the chicken''

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#14 brimmul777
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Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife

Just be glad your not in prison.:D.

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#15 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Whiteblade999"]

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

nilzg

choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD

That term has been around for ages...

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#16 Firmaments
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You've just got to pray the sinner away. Ask God for his help.

 

Seriously, though just masturbate

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#17 Doom_HellKnight
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Welcome to puberty.

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#18 Hseptic
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Manipulate the mango :P
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#19 nilzg
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[QUOTE="nilzg"][QUOTE="Whiteblade999"]

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

Pirate700

choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD

That term has been around for ages...

Oh lol, didn't know that (I'm Belgian not American ;) )
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#21 ultimameteora
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There's also Spank the Monkey or Float the Dolphin. TC try reading some books about women and relationships.
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#22 Leejjohno
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It will chill a bit when you get to 25... By then you will become focused on work, statistics, ball games and politics. You will also forget about your dreams of being an astronaut. You will stop living and start being a part of the system.

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#23 Fightingfan
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I'm proud my sun, now go bust all kinds of nuts.
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#24 Ugalde-
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Same here my man.
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#25 Ugalde-
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It will chill a bit when you get to 25... By then you will become focused on work, statistics, ball games and politics. You will also forget about your dreams of being an astronaut. You will stop living and start being a part of the system.

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So depressing lol.
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#26 Riverwolf007
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don't worry, once you get to know them you will stop thinking about them.

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#27 sukraj
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Jack off... and keep doing it till you settle down. Wait, are you a chick? lol

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dont say that man.

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#28 Wolfetan
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There's also Spank the Monkey or Float the Dolphin. TC try reading some books about women and relationships.ultimameteora
I do not rrecommend the latter part of this post! I was reading a book the other day, and this book had some romance in it, and I've been like TC for the last couple of days. It fvcking sucks. Its got me lusting for love. I hate it. I just want a relationship:cry: Not even a relationship, just some sex.

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#29 VaguelyTagged
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girls don't exist.

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#30 The_Gaming_Baby
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Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife
There comes a time in every mans life when he needs to get laid. You have reached the moment. Good luck
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#31 UCF_Knight
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Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.jimkabrhel
You speak as if these are mutually exclusive.
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#32 psn8214
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Welcome to puberty.

Pirate700

This

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[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.UCF_Knight
You speak as if these are mutually exclusive.

Well, if you want to split hairs, getting a gf means you only have to fap a lot of the time, not all the time.

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#34 chaoscougar1
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Ahhhh puberty
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#35 zenogandia
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Okay, I'm assuming you're a teen? That's normal, just play with your hotdog a lot. That'll help you. 

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#36 C_Glass
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Welcome to the club,don't listen to the people that say it will go away, the truth is young people **** all the time, and old people (though we dont want to admit it) also **** all the time. Planet earth is just one huge **** fest. The animals do it, humans do it, and the only thing that seperate us from the animals is that we get creative with our sex. 

Anyways want to know a fun fact about old peoples homes? Since men die earlier than women it isn't unusual for the women of old folks homes to pass around the few elderly males for their pleasures. Yes, old people truly love to ****, and what a way to go for an old man. 

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#37 dramaybaz
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Puberty hits some harder than others.
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#39 BossPerson
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op is 12
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#40 coolbeans90
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op is 12BossPerson

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#41 coolbeans90
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Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife

I think that there was a study that people who think like this paradoxically remain virgins for the rest of their lives. I'm so sorry.

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#42 KingKinect
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Someone needs to invent reverse viagra.

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#43 Necrifer
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Get a life.

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#44 edgewalker16
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Masturbation: the gift that keeps on giving.

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#45 Hiddai
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Masturbation: the gift that keeps on giving.

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QFT lol
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#46 KingOfAsia
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I don't have a girlfriend. I need to kiss a girl atleast Im 21. Me to man I can't stop thinking of girls, but one day I'll build a sweet girl a house and win her heart :)

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#47 mahlasor
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Cut your balls off.

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#48 0Hamburgher
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How old are you OP? 12? I say that a lot, but really!
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#49 Michael0134567
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Go masturbate.

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#50 xdude85
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When in doubt... masturbate.