Guys, I can't stop thinking about girls.

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#1 Posted by SoSadLife (197 posts) -

Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

#2 Posted by The_Lipscomb (2194 posts) -

Jack off... and keep doing it till you settle down. Wait, are you a chick? lol

#3 Posted by sune_Gem (12463 posts) -

It sounds like you're suffering from the common mentality that in most cases can be associated with being a male. The only cure I can recommend is being a female instead. That, or change your sexual orientation.

#4 Posted by nilzg (753 posts) -

Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife
get yourself a girlfriend
#5 Posted by Nuck81 (5861 posts) -
You're just trying to compensate for your emerging homosexuality. Embrace who you are, no need to lie to yourself
#6 Posted by BATTOSAI76 (4084 posts) -

Welcome to adolescents, and no, it doesn't go away when you hit 20.

#7 Posted by jimkabrhel (15420 posts) -

You're a normal, horny teenager. Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.

#8 Posted by Pirate700 (46465 posts) -

Welcome to puberty.

#9 Posted by Hiddai (6086 posts) -

You're a normal, horny teenager. Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.

jimkabrhel
QFT
#10 Posted by Judas_ (312 posts) -
It means that you're going to turn into one.........
#11 Posted by Whiteblade999 (5537 posts) -

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

#12 Posted by nilzg (753 posts) -

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

Whiteblade999
choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD
#13 Posted by megaspiderweb09 (3686 posts) -

I think the best advice is to get a very busy and time consuming activity that would take it off your mind, that or you would have to ''choke the chicken''

#14 Posted by brimmul777 (1240 posts) -

Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife

Just be glad your not in prison.:D.

#15 Posted by Pirate700 (46465 posts) -

[QUOTE="Whiteblade999"]

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

nilzg

choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD

That term has been around for ages...

#16 Posted by Firmaments (85 posts) -

You've just got to pray the sinner away. Ask God for his help.

 

Seriously, though just masturbate

#17 Posted by Doom_HellKnight (12202 posts) -

Welcome to puberty.

Pirate700
#18 Posted by Hseptic (1566 posts) -
Manipulate the mango :P
#19 Posted by nilzg (753 posts) -

[QUOTE="nilzg"][QUOTE="Whiteblade999"]

Thats called being horny. and is a normal thing. Just look up some porn and choke the chicken, should fix the problem for a while. Also, try to find something else to keep you busy because thats the best way to deal with any obsession.

Pirate700

choke the chicken how the f did you come up with that? xD

That term has been around for ages...

Oh lol, didn't know that (I'm Belgian not American ;) )
#20 Posted by meconate (10476 posts) -
Not entirely sure what you want us to do about it. The majority of suggestions would go with; jack off, which is perfectly good advise, if you ask me.
#21 Posted by ultimameteora (2573 posts) -
There's also Spank the Monkey or Float the Dolphin. TC try reading some books about women and relationships.
#22 Posted by Leejjohno (14088 posts) -

It will chill a bit when you get to 25... By then you will become focused on work, statistics, ball games and politics. You will also forget about your dreams of being an astronaut. You will stop living and start being a part of the system.

#23 Posted by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -
I'm proud my sun, now go bust all kinds of nuts.
#24 Posted by Ugalde- (3653 posts) -
Same here my man.
#25 Posted by Ugalde- (3653 posts) -

It will chill a bit when you get to 25... By then you will become focused on work, statistics, ball games and politics. You will also forget about your dreams of being an astronaut. You will stop living and start being a part of the system.

Leejjohno
So depressing lol.
#26 Posted by Riverwolf007 (23832 posts) -

don't worry, once you get to know them you will stop thinking about them.

#27 Posted by sukraj (23032 posts) -

Jack off... and keep doing it till you settle down. Wait, are you a chick? lol

The_Lipscomb

dont say that man.

#28 Posted by Wolfetan (7522 posts) -

There's also Spank the Monkey or Float the Dolphin. TC try reading some books about women and relationships.ultimameteora
I do not rrecommend the latter part of this post! I was reading a book the other day, and this book had some romance in it, and I've been like TC for the last couple of days. It fvcking sucks. Its got me lusting for love. I hate it. I just want a relationship:cry: Not even a relationship, just some sex.

#29 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10178 posts) -

girls don't exist.

#30 Posted by The_Gaming_Baby (6335 posts) -

Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife
There comes a time in every mans life when he needs to get laid. You have reached the moment. Good luck
#31 Posted by UCF_Knight (6863 posts) -
Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.jimkabrhel
You speak as if these are mutually exclusive.
#32 Posted by psn8214 (14925 posts) -

Welcome to puberty.

Pirate700

This

#33 Posted by jimkabrhel (15420 posts) -

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]Get a girlfriend, or start fapping all the time.UCF_Knight
You speak as if these are mutually exclusive.

Well, if you want to split hairs, getting a gf means you only have to fap a lot of the time, not all the time.

#34 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36824 posts) -
Ahhhh puberty
#35 Posted by zenogandia (912 posts) -

Okay, I'm assuming you're a teen? That's normal, just play with your hotdog a lot. That'll help you. 

#36 Posted by C_Glass (259 posts) -

Welcome to the club,don't listen to the people that say it will go away, the truth is young people **** all the time, and old people (though we dont want to admit it) also **** all the time. Planet earth is just one huge **** fest. The animals do it, humans do it, and the only thing that seperate us from the animals is that we get creative with our sex. 

Anyways want to know a fun fact about old peoples homes? Since men die earlier than women it isn't unusual for the women of old folks homes to pass around the few elderly males for their pleasures. Yes, old people truly love to ****, and what a way to go for an old man. 

#37 Posted by dramaybaz (6020 posts) -
Puberty hits some harder than others.
#38 Posted by MonoSilver (1525 posts) -

homer-brain-leave-o.gif.

#39 Posted by BossPerson (9472 posts) -
op is 12
#40 Posted by coolbeans90 (21305 posts) -

op is 12BossPerson

#41 Posted by coolbeans90 (21305 posts) -

Seriously I can't, i try to think about something else but I can't. I don't know why this is happening i've always thought about girls but now they're becoming the majority of my thoughts. When I go to sleep, take a bath, wake up from sleep etc all what i think abt is girls. Help, I can't seem to stop thinking about them I dont know what to do.

i'd really appreciate any advice

SoSadLife

I think that there was a study that people who think like this paradoxically remain virgins for the rest of their lives. I'm so sorry.

#42 Posted by KingKinect (540 posts) -

Someone needs to invent reverse viagra.

#43 Posted by Necrifer (10629 posts) -

Get a life.

#44 Posted by edgewalker16 (2279 posts) -

Masturbation: the gift that keeps on giving.

#45 Posted by Hiddai (6086 posts) -

Masturbation: the gift that keeps on giving.

edgewalker16
QFT lol
#46 Posted by KingOfAsia (1587 posts) -

I don't have a girlfriend. I need to kiss a girl atleast Im 21. Me to man I can't stop thinking of girls, but one day I'll build a sweet girl a house and win her heart :)

#47 Posted by mahlasor (1278 posts) -

Cut your balls off.

#48 Posted by 0Hamburgher (957 posts) -
How old are you OP? 12? I say that a lot, but really!
#49 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

Go masturbate.

#50 Posted by xdude85 (4427 posts) -

When in doubt... masturbate.