GOP hopeful wants to make oral sex a felony

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#1 br0kenrabbit
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The conservative Republican candidate for Virginia governor has begun advertising his efforts to reinstate an archaic and unconstitutional state law that make consensual oral or anal sex acts illegal.

The law makes consensual oral or anal sex acts felonies, even for married couples who commit the acts in the privacy of their own homes.

 I really hope the GOP keeps this shit up. I really, really do.
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#2 Rich3232
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Hahahaha, bad news for those republicans that always get caught in the bathrooms receiving oral from undrage boys.
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#3 lostrib
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who doesn't love unenforcable laws

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Quite the party of small government and individual liberty.
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#5 Jebus213
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Well that's just great..... I live in Virginia..

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#6 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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Reads like an Onion article. Amazing.

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#7 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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To me, it seems like those who are prudish about sex are usually people you wouldn't wanna fvck in the first place. 

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Hahahaha, bad news for those republicans that always get caught in the bathrooms receiving oral from undrage boys. Rich3232
lol
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It's a 10 year felony here in Maryland
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It's a 10 year felony here in Marylandfueled-system

I'd be serving a few lifetimes. :?

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#11 Jebus213
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[QUOTE="fueled-system"]It's a 10 year felony here in Marylandbr0kenrabbit

I'd be serving a few lifetimes. :?

 

oh, u give head, bro?

 

huehue

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oh, u give head, bro?

 

huehue

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#13 Jebus213
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[QUOTE="Jebus213"]

 

oh, u give head, bro?

 

huehue

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no u

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"If I can't get a blowjob, nobody can!"
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So we are already seeing the unraveling of the GOP 2014 field. Who will be the first new "rape guy" this time around?
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Kind of pointless since the Supreme Court declared laws against consentual sodomy unconstitutional a few years ago with Lawrence v. Texas. Some areas may still have them on the books but good luck enforcing them. Even the military isn't allowed to punish troops for consensual sodomy anymore despite it still being part of the UCMJ.
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Republicans always make me laugh.
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Conservatives circle jerking, wasting time as usual.

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Kind of pointless since the Supreme Court declared laws against consentual sodomy unconstitutional a few years ago with Lawrence v. Texas. Some areas may still have them on the books but good luck enforcing them. Even the military isn't allowed to punish troops for consensual sodomy anymore despite it still being part of the UCMJ.ad1x2

There's a grey area if they can get the supreme court to this it's a... forget the exact word, but when something is generally considered "out of the norm" it's not protected under the 1st amendment.

Scat porn is illegal in the United States, and viewing of the content can lead to an arrest. I forge the exact legal name - I'll think about it in a sec.

^^
Obscenity. If the can prove it's generally unacceptable by the majority pop they can make it illegal.

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Quite the party of small government and individual liberty.chessmaster1989

Seriously. Dude's a disgrace to his party, his country, and all of mankind. Hope he dies in a fire, just for being such a self-righteous, fascist piece of shit.

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That would be a massive blow to Americans rights.
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What? :lol: I'm wondering if he's actually married.. *looks up his name on Wikipedia* ..... I have no idea, but I'm going to assume that he's single... This guy won't go down on you ladies

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She's a very freaky gurl

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She's a very freaky gurl

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how exactly would they arrest someone for that? 

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how exactly would they arrest someone for that? 

nomsayin
Woman goes to dentist with semen residue.
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[QUOTE="Jebus213"]

She's a very freaky gurl

Fightingfan

 

el oh el @ censored version.

 

here we go:

 

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how exactly would they arrest someone for that? 

nomsayin
Well I would guess that a cop would walk to up them and be all like "Hey lady, you can't do that" And she would be all like "Wmmhmh hmgmhm" And then the handcuffs come out.
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lol this can't be real.
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[QUOTE="nomsayin"]

Woman goes to dentist with semen residue. Fightingfan

lol

[QUOTE="nomsayin"]

how exactly would they arrest someone for that? 

TOPLEL

Well I would guess that a cop would walk to up them and be all like "Hey lady, you can't do that" And she would be all like "Wmmhmh hmgmhm" And then the handcuffs come out.

sup dude it's softy, nice to see you here

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#32 Jebus213
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[QUOTE="nomsayin"]

how exactly would they arrest someone for that? 

Fightingfan

Woman goes to dentist with semen residue.

 

:lol:

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You don't even know who I am.
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[QUOTE="ad1x2"]Kind of pointless since the Supreme Court declared laws against consentual sodomy unconstitutional a few years ago with Lawrence v. Texas. Some areas may still have them on the books but good luck enforcing them. Even the military isn't allowed to punish troops for consensual sodomy anymore despite it still being part of the UCMJ.Fightingfan

There's a grey area if they can get the supreme court to this it's a... forget the exact word, but when something is generally considered "out of the norm" it's not protected under the 1st amendment.

Scat porn is illegal in the United States, and viewing of the content can lead to an arrest. I forge the exact legal name - I'll think about it in a sec.

^^
Obscenity. If the can prove it's generally unacceptable by the majority pop they can make it illegal.

The thing is sodomy isn't covered under the First Amendment. Also, most, if not all of the exceptions to the First Amendment are based on some other law being broken. Child porn isn't protected speech because the person producing it would need to commit statutory rape in most cases. Yelling fire in a crowded theater isn't protected because it may incite panic and cause people to become injured or killed. I can't speak for your other example but there may be some justification (possibly related to health risks) I'm not going to take the time to look up for now.

With sodomy, the Supreme Court made it clear that punishing people for consensual acts will not be allowed. The decision does not make it okay to engage in sodomy with a minor or an animal and forced sodomy is a form of rape. That candidate really doesn't have a leg to stand on trying to get an exception to the SC ruling since every so-called indecent outcome of sodomy is already outlawed under other sexual assault laws.
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You don't even know who I am.TOPLEL
Your avatar looks familiar. So I'm assuming you're that guy.
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#36 TOPLEL
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[QUOTE="TOPLEL"]You don't even know who I am.nomsayin
Your avatar looks familiar. So I'm assuming you're that guy.

I can assure you that I am not Frag. The thought of being that rampaging oaf terrifies me.
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Virginia politics are dominated by that kind of crackpot Tea Party Republican.  Virginians must be proud.  The mission of the Tea Party is to turn the Republican Party into the Christian version of the Taliban and seize control of the government.  The ugly truth they don't admit publicly is that their goal is to replace constitutional democracy with a fundamentalist Christian theocracy.  Look at the way they govern, or fail to, in Congress and in the states where they are in power.  They will succeed in their quest to subvert democracy if the voters don't toss them all out of office.

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[QUOTE="ad1x2"]Kind of pointless since the Supreme Court declared laws against consentual sodomy unconstitutional a few years ago with Lawrence v. Texas. Some areas may still have them on the books but good luck enforcing them. Even the military isn't allowed to punish troops for consensual sodomy anymore despite it still being part of the UCMJ.Fightingfan

There's a grey area if they can get the supreme court to this it's a... forget the exact word, but when something is generally considered "out of the norm" it's not protected under the 1st amendment.

Scat porn is illegal in the United States, and viewing of the content can lead to an arrest. I forge the exact legal name - I'll think about it in a sec.

^^
Obscenity. If the can prove it's generally unacceptable by the majority pop they can make it illegal.

What you're talking about is something entirely different from what the topic is about. Distributing obscene materials is not the same thing as consenting adults engaging in private acts behind closed doors. And anti-sodomy laws, such as the one proposed here, have been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.

And no, it takes a little more to have something ruled "obscene" than just being unacceptable by the majority. Were that the case then untold scores of books, music, films, games, etc would have been declared obscene by now. (re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test)

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It's a 10 year felony here in Marylandfueled-system
Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?
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"If I can't get a blowjob, nobody can!"XilePrincess

So many jokes and all of them would get me banned, so, all I can say is, 'that's pretty much it.'

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lol this can't be real.Rattlesnake_8

It's real. This guy is a nut job.

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[QUOTE="fueled-system"]It's a 10 year felony here in MarylandPernicioEnigma
Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?

That can't enforce such a law.

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[QUOTE="fueled-system"]It's a 10 year felony here in MarylandPernicioEnigma
Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?

I doubt that the law is enforceable.  The Supreme Court's ruling on the issue years ago was clear and decisive.  The government does not have any authority to interfere with private, consensual relations between adults.  So-called sodomy laws are illegal.  The religious zealots who are attempting to re-impose them are just going to waste a lot of taxpayer money in their incessant quest to impose their religious ideology on everyone.

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[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="fueled-system"]It's a 10 year felony here in Marylandcapaho

Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?

I doubt that the law is enforceable.  The Supreme Court's ruling on the issue years ago was clear and decisive.  The government does not have any authority to interfere with private, consensual relations between adults.  So-called sodomy laws are illegal.  The religious zealots who are attempting to re-impose them are just going to waste a lot of taxpayer money in their incessant quest to impose their religious ideology on everyone.

That can't be entirely true because prostitution is illegal.
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[QUOTE="fueled-system"]It's a 10 year felony here in MarylandPernicioEnigma
Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?

In several cases sodomy laws were made as a way to outlaw homosexual actions. A man and woman can have vaginal sex but that isn't the case with two men. The problem is when the laws aren't specifically detailed it by default outlaws heterosexual actions as well. And yes, people have been charged with consensual sodomy before in many different areas.
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]

[QUOTE="ad1x2"]Kind of pointless since the Supreme Court declared laws against consentual sodomy unconstitutional a few years ago with Lawrence v. Texas. Some areas may still have them on the books but good luck enforcing them. Even the military isn't allowed to punish troops for consensual sodomy anymore despite it still being part of the UCMJ.worlock77

There's a grey area if they can get the supreme court to this it's a... forget the exact word, but when something is generally considered "out of the norm" it's not protected under the 1st amendment.

Scat porn is illegal in the United States, and viewing of the content can lead to an arrest. I forge the exact legal name - I'll think about it in a sec.

^^
Obscenity. If the can prove it's generally unacceptable by the majority pop they can make it illegal.

What you're talking about is something entirely different from what the topic is about. Distributing obscene materials is not the same thing as consenting adults engaging in private acts behind closed doors. And anti-sodomy laws, such as the one proposed here, have been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.

And no, it takes a little more to have something ruled "obscene" than just being unacceptable by the majority. Were that the case then untold scores of books, music, films, games, etc would have been declared obscene by now. (re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test)

If two consenting adults wanted to take a poop on each other and film it and distribute it via the internet they can be prosecuted if the act can be proved it was done within the United States. Regardless if the act was between two consenting adults or not it's illegal.

http://www.dailydot.com/news/2-girls-1-cup-defense-obscenity/

*After reading your link the law seems like complete bullshit. Who are you(SC) to say what's art and what's not art? 

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Democrats want "revenue increases", so maybe we can make sodomy punishable by fines, not jail.

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What? :lol: I'm wondering if he's actually married.. *looks up his name on Wikipedia* ..... I have no idea, but I'm going to assume that he's single... This guy won't go down on you ladies

Wolf-Man2006

He is married. "Kens wife, Teiro, was almost the girl next door. Actually, she lived three doors down from his familys Northern Virginia home. Ken and Teiro married in 1991, after Ken graduated from the Engineering School at The University of Virginia and Teiro graduated from James Madison University with a Business Degree. After over 20 years of marriage, they have been blessed with five daughters and two sons."

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[QUOTE="capaho"]

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"] Has anyone ever been charged? How would they enforce such a law, and what's their reasoning for making it illegal?Fightingfan

I doubt that the law is enforceable.  The Supreme Court's ruling on the issue years ago was clear and decisive.  The government does not have any authority to interfere with private, consensual relations between adults.  So-called sodomy laws are illegal.  The religious zealots who are attempting to re-impose them are just going to waste a lot of taxpayer money in their incessant quest to impose their religious ideology on everyone.

That can't be entirely true because prostitution is illegal.

Prostitution is a different issue in that it isn't the sexual activity itself that is illegal but the exchange of payment or other forms of compensation for sex.  I agree that the fundamental issue is the same, as it is a personal, consensual act between adults, but it would take another Supreme Court ruling to expand that concept to prostitution, and that would require having prostitution laws challenged in the courts.