Give me a random quote

I need some random funny phrases to use for a project I am doing. Here are some examples:

"Here's looking at you, walrus." "Down by river where nobody knows there's a old fat lady washing her toes." "Your son will come out tommorrow." "He has the warmth of a snow pea." "I am going for the refugee motif you know fleeing my homeland and stuff." "You and your constipation..."

 Does anyone have any suggestions?

"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." - General Patton.

"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." - General Patton.

sonicare

 Mighty Boosh quotes :)

Howard Moon "I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me"

Rudy "This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks"

"We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!!!"

I love that quote...... 

Don't argue with morons, they will only bring you down to there level and beat you with experience.

Great quote :lol:

"I'll moider da bum." - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare.

- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

- Steven Wright

"give me a random quote" - you

"ok, heres a quote" - me

"this might be the end of the world!.... of warcraft" - south park

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's.

"We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!!!"

I love that quote...... 

SolidSnake_108

"We've got worms."-Dumb and Dumber

"It's not about dying for your country, it's about making the other bastard die for his."Doom_HellKnight

I actually thought of posting that. At least Call of Duty had some educative value, at least for me. :P

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's.

Ctown_Canaduh

"love, and PEACE!!!!" -Vash the Stampede

"Luke, i am your father" -Darth Vader

"I like you, I like sex, it's nice!" -Borat 

"they're some nappy headed hoes"

Well, I came this far since you didn't say the quote had to be "funny" in your subject line, so you're still getting this unfunny quote:

"Perhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad." - James Madison

"We have meet the enemy, and he is us" - Pogo

its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you go katamari's blog for Quotes, www.gamespot.com/users/katamari

he always makes random Quotes :P

'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.' - Homer Simpson

'Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.' - Maryon Pearson