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#1 Ivan5
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funniest medaphore ive heard was...."an excuse is like an ass*** has one, and they stink."

:lol:

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#2 LA_lakers_4life
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isnt that a simile?
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#3 cool_baller
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isnt that a simile?LA_lakers_4life
yeah
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MTV is like a system of sewers, it has an abundance of crap

/simile

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#5 LA_lakers_4life
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"love is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it....but only you can feel the warmth" "a penis is like a rubix cube....the more you play with it the harder it gets"
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#6 pianist
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Even guys can laugh at this 'feminist' simile:

A man is like a diaper. He's always on your ass and usually full of crap.
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#7 LiL_PiNo
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You're all posting similes...
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#8 LA_lakers_4life
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You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo
cause the OP posted a simile
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#9 pianist
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You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo


Similes > metaphors when it comes to entertainment value.  Obviously the OP wanted similes.
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[QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"]"love is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it....but only you can feel the warmth" "a penis is like a rubix cube....the more you play with it the harder it gets"

I love those now.
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#11 LiL_PiNo
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LA_lakers_4life
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"
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#12 LA_lakers_4life
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[QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......
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#13 LiL_PiNo
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LA_lakers_4life
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......

Umm good one, but I wasnt talking to you. But the LAKERS WILL win tonight
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#14 pianist
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[QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"



*looks at your sig*

Fine. You're a sheep. You blindly follow whatever the topic creator posts in his/her title, regardless of the content of the post itself. :P
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[QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......

Umm good one, but I wasnt talking to you. But the LAKERS WILL win tonight

yes we will win tonight.....glad to see a fellow fan in here
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#16 LiL_PiNo
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...pianist
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"



*looks at your sig*

Fine. You're a sheep. You blindly follow whatever the topic creator posts in his/her title, regardless of the content of the post itself. :P

:O uh oh, my mouth is starting to water
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#17 pianist
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[QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LiL_PiNo
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......

Umm good one, but I wasnt talking to you. But the LAKERS WILL win tonight



Uh... then why did you quote him?
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...LA_lakers_4life
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......

Umm good one, but I wasnt talking to you. But the LAKERS WILL win tonight

yes we will win tonight.....glad to see a fellow fan in here

Yea, and when people say they don't like the Lakers... They just don't like Kobe. Freaking haters
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#19 schoeffmaster
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isnt that a simile?LA_lakers_4life
I am not sure...something that has "like" or "as" is either a metaphor or a simile...i can never remember which was which...but i think its a simile
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#20 LiL_PiNo
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="LA_lakers_4life"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"]You're all posting similes...pianist
cause the OP posted a simile

Stick to metaphors. "You're a Jock Strap"

the funny thing is that your mom wears a jock strap as well......

Umm good one, but I wasnt talking to you. But the LAKERS WILL win tonight



Uh... then why did you quote him?

Hmmm good question...
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#21 pianist
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[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"] :O uh oh, my mouth is starting to water



... still waiting for that diss. *checks watch*
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#22 LiL_PiNo
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*sigh* I don't have any material for one right now. That sig is meant for SW
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#23 pianist
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*sigh* I don't have any material for one right now. That sig is meant for SWLiL_PiNo


:lol:

So they call you a sheep there, too? Occasionally, coincidence can be quite entertaining...
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#24 LiL_PiNo
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No, Idk why, but I haven't been called a farm animal in SW yet, im just too unbiased
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#25 schoeffmaster
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No, Idk why, but I haven't been called a farm animal in SW yet, im just too unbiasedLiL_PiNo
Havent been to sw yet...sounds really scarely lol