Fucking teenagers...

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#1 Posted by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

so its 1 am here. all is quiet, our new puppies had just recently stopped whining and gone to sleep.

am watching some Fringe. hear the fuckin doorbell ring, think "who the fuck could that be at fuckin 1am"

get to window by door. no one there. happen to see something white on our doormat. open door and find this piece of paper.

So now, not only are our new puppies awake and whining again, but my niece also woke up. and having been asleep for a couple hours, she will be wired all night. Fucking wonderful.

all because these dipshit teenagers thought it would be a good idea to ring the fucking doorbell at 1am.

Fuck. what the fuck goes through their minds? wish id have gotten to the door sooner and found their asses. would have called the cops.

/rant

#2 Posted by ultimate-k (2348 posts) -

Bastards, I would find out who they are and do the same to them!

#3 Posted by indzman (19965 posts) -

what would you do if they were teenaged girls ? =P

#4 Posted by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

i was very tempted to hop in my car and drive around the neighborhood and see if i could find them, but didnt have the time. between taking our puppies outside and taking care of my niece, i didnt have much time.

#5 Posted by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

@indzman said:

what would you do if they were teenaged girls ? =P

wouldnt make a difference.

#6 Posted by Wilfred_Owen (20914 posts) -

That's why you should have drank enough to pass out an not notice it.

#7 Edited by Iszdope (10925 posts) -

Heh heh.

It's funny cuz it's not me.

Edit: happy new year!

#8 Edited by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

@Wilfred_Owen said:

That's why you should have drank enough to pass out an not notice it.

cant, got 2 new puppies and a niece to take care of. niece is pretty simple now. but the puppies on the other hand...

@Iszdope said:

Heh heh.

It's funny cuz it's not me.

Edit: happy new year!

Happy New year to you too!

#9 Posted by betamaxx83 (360 posts) -

We we're all teenagers at one point.

#10 Posted by Iszdope (10925 posts) -

@konvikt_17 said:

@Wilfred_Owen said:

That's why you should have drank enough to pass out an not notice it.

cant, got 2 new puppies and a niece to take care of. niece is pretty simple now. but the puppies on the other hand...

@Iszdope said:

Heh heh.

It's funny cuz it's not me.

Edit: happy new year!

Happy New year to you too!

Fanks!

#11 Posted by Pffrbt (6596 posts) -

@betamaxx83 said:

We we're all teenagers at one point.

We weren't all total shitheads though.

#12 Edited by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

@betamaxx83 said:

We we're all teenagers at one point.

but not all of us were inconsiderate assholes

#13 Posted by adders99 (2610 posts) -

It seems you should be more upset with your mum ;)

#14 Posted by -ParaNormaN- (974 posts) -

@adders99 said:

It seems you should be more upset with your mum ;)

#15 Edited by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

Motherfucking Fuck.

apparently they know my sister.

fucking rang the doorbell again and left another note basically taunting my sister. she tore it up though so no picture.

starting to really fucking pissed.

i drove around my neighborhood but didnt find anyone.(my sister watched my niece)

puppies are whining, yet again.

id call the cops but i doubt it would do any good.

#16 Posted by Iszdope (10925 posts) -

Have a four loko yo.

#17 Posted by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

@Iszdope said:

Have a four loko yo.

that wont really solve anything though.

#18 Posted by Iszdope (10925 posts) -

@konvikt_17 said:

@Iszdope said:

Have a four loko yo.

that wont really solve anything though.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Hmm...

#19 Posted by johnd13 (8202 posts) -

Fuck them. I hate those disrespectful teens. The new year just arrived and they decided to spend its first hours being assholes and ruining other people's night? I can't imagine the extent of their douchebaggery the rest of the year.

#20 Posted by sukraj (23870 posts) -

I wish I was a teenager.

#21 Posted by Treflis (11801 posts) -

Way to go overboard on a harmless prank.

#22 Edited by deeliman (3453 posts) -

By the title I thought this was gonna be a pedobear confession thread

#24 Posted by Smokescreened84 (2516 posts) -

Fairly tend to have a low patience limit with teenagers, hated my teen years deeply and teens, especially these days, are mostly ill mannered, disrespectful, foul mouthed, dim witted brats who have been spoiled rotten by their equally dim witted parents.

#25 Edited by Praisedasun (504 posts) -

Seriously I don't give a f*** about the "we were all teenagers once" crap.

I wasn't a total brat when I was one,and most of us weren't.

Those who did that to you deserve to get their asses handed to them.Maybe this will fix them.

#26 Posted by Jebus213 (8920 posts) -
@konvikt_17 said:
@betamaxx83 said:

We we're all teenagers at one point.

but not all of us were inconsiderate assholes

You'll get over it.

#27 Edited by Gaming-Planet (14360 posts) -

Old fart.

#28 Posted by foxhound_fox (90575 posts) -

And you never did anything like that when you were their age?

#29 Posted by -ParaNormaN- (974 posts) -

It's called having fun. You should try it sometime.

#30 Posted by lamprey263 (25397 posts) -

stick a needle on the doorbell that when it pricks their finger a loudspeaker goes off "you just contracted HIV!!"

#31 Edited by mjorh (1241 posts) -

@Praisedasun said:

Seriously I don't give a f*** about the "we were all teenagers once" crap.

I wasn't a total brat when I was one,and most of us weren't.

Those who did that to you deserve to get their asses handed to them.Maybe this will fix them.

Gotta agree with u , we had fun a lot but we never did bother some one .....Distinction should be made between having fun n being an a**hole!

#32 Posted by FreedomFreeLife (3175 posts) -

@sukraj said:

I wish I was a teenager.

Im teenager and i wish i could be teenager forever. I dont want to be old guy yet.

Well im very skinny guy. I wear mega super skin tight skinny jeans(tighter than all girls jeans), i wear big sneakers. I BMX a lot. Im shy and friendly. No need to say fucking teenager. Not all teenager are like that :) I dont drink alchocol or smoke.

#33 Posted by GreySeal9 (25049 posts) -

@-paranorman- said:

It's called having fun. You should try it sometime.

It's possible to have fun without acting like an idiot.

#34 Edited by Makhaidos (2162 posts) -

DAMN TEENAGERS!

#35 Posted by ad1x2 (5789 posts) -

Teenagers as a whole aren't that bad, but you have too many assholes make the rest look bad. Combine that with the fact that this is the first generation that has had unlimited Internet access their entire life and feel smarter because they can Google things in seconds previous generations had to spend hours searching for in the library and some are less afraid to act like brats who know everything.

#36 Edited by konvikt_17 (22342 posts) -

@foxhound_fox said:

And you never did anything like that when you were their age?

Nope. can safely say that i didnt go ding ding ditch people at 1am and then again at 2 am. while taunting as well.

i wasnt an asshole growing up.

#37 Posted by Nengo_Flow (10420 posts) -

Why are you blaming teenagers?

It was obviously your mom.

#38 Edited by OmitName (741 posts) -

@betamaxx83 said:

We we're all teenagers at one point.

not i. i have been the apogee of maturity in my environment since im seven. im probably a little messed up as a result, if im honest. *stares off ... brb

#39 Posted by speedfog (3340 posts) -

Place a camera.

#40 Posted by k2theswiss (16599 posts) -

thats. when you ait on your roof with a paintball gun

#41 Edited by ultimate-k (2348 posts) -

@-paranorman- said:

It's called having fun. You should try it sometime.

SO its ok because they are having fun, hey lets gang beat up that person! Oh its ok they just having fun.

There are other means of fun that does not involve causing suffering and misery to other people.

#42 Edited by ultimate-k (2348 posts) -

You should wait at the door tonight with a baseball bat and pepper spray, if they post something though again, open the door and pepper spray the bastards, and tell them to fuck off.

#43 Posted by comp_atkins (31966 posts) -

eh.. there's nothing stupider than a teenager.. nothing you can do about it.

#44 Posted by plageus900 (1246 posts) -

@comp_atkins said:

eh.. there's nothing stupider than a teenager.. nothing you can do about it.

Holy fucking shit!

#45 Edited by always_explicit (3073 posts) -

Maybe your a noisy neighbour with annoying whining puppies that dont shut up until 1am. So some naughty teenagers decided to wait until all was peaceful in your household then wake you the fuck up.

#46 Posted by comp_atkins (31966 posts) -

@plageus900 said:

@comp_atkins said:

eh.. there's nothing stupider than a teenager.. nothing you can do about it.

Holy fucking shit!

teenager then?

#47 Posted by 187umKILLAH (1414 posts) -

Do a McGyver, tie some fishing line across the area before your door and attach bells or something noisy to it. Then do a Patrick Bateman and leave an axe next to the inside of the door in preparation, when you hear a noise run out and start swinging. Hack them up and feed the remains to your puppies to remove the evidence, then have a good night sleep!

:D

#48 Posted by whipassmt (14400 posts) -

Did you see them? what if they aren't teenagers? Maybe it's a group of senior citizens!

#49 Edited by Bane_09 (3394 posts) -

@plageus900 said:

@comp_atkins said:

eh.. there's nothing stupider than a teenager.. nothing you can do about it.

Holy fucking shit!

hmm very odd response...

Yeah teenagers suck. Having an airsoft or paintball gun helps for situations like that.

#50 Edited by plageus900 (1246 posts) -

@Bane_09 said:

@plageus900 said:

@comp_atkins said:

eh.. there's nothing stupider than a teenager.. nothing you can do about it.

Holy fucking shit!

hmm very odd response...

Yeah teenagers suck. Having an airsoft or paintball gun helps for situations like that.

I highlighted a italicized 'stupider' and made a response to it.