Former tormented nerds UNITE!!!! (like Voltron)

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#1 GalvatronType_R
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I was the kid in school who earned good grades, loved video games, played with Transformers, ran home to watch Batman the Animated Series and Robotech, and generally didn't fit in with the popular crowd at school. Although I was kind of a jock (I played Ice hockey), I did not go full jock. Now as an adult, I own a big house, I have a great six figure job, I drive a nice car, I have to beat the ladies away with a stick, and I've improved my fashion sense and work out like crazy, resulting in a hot cut bod. I ran into one of the biggest most insufferable football jock dooshbag bullies back in the day and not only did he not recognize me, I later found out that he dropped out of college, has a huge beer gut, is practically bald, and works for his parents because he couldn't cut it after high school and in the real world. I couldn't help but take immense satisfaction from that. Living well and not peaking in high school and not being a fat useless bum in adulthood is the best revenge.
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#3 famicommander
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I got good grades, played with Transformers, and watched Batman when I was a kid too. But nobody tormented me because I wasn't a wuss.
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#4 danjammer69
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.....And I'll form the head!!!

 

lol, I am 38 years old now, so I grew up during the whole Voltron phenomenon. Yes, young ones, it IS that old.

I only liked Voltron that was made up of the lions, not the stupid cars or whatever they were.

I used to have a 2 foot tall all metal die-cast Voltron that you could take apart into the seperate lions and then reassemble back into Voltron. Cost my mom over $130. Damn I wish I still had that thing.

Back OT: I was lucky to never have been billied or tormented by anyone in school or anything for that matter. But I did know my fair share of pricks that thought they were god's gift to humanity. I have taken satisfaction after seeing them 10-15 years later to find out they are either complete failures, drunks, crack-heads, and so on.

Not that I take pleasure in other's misfortune, but I think that karma TRULY is a bitch.

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#5 GalvatronType_R
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Forgot to mention that even into adulthood, I still watch Batman and Robotech. Have I mentioned my hot secksay cut bod?
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Forgot to mention that even into adulthood, I still watch Batman and Robotech. Have I mentioned my hot secksay cut bod?GalvatronType_R
Damn dude, you don't want to turn out like that person you described do you? A little bit of modesty goes a long way.
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This, a million times this

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I have to beat the ladies away with a stick, and I've improved my fashion sense and work out like crazy, resulting in a hot cut bod. GalvatronType_R

hC5184277

And that is ok, just be honest with yourself.

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#10 GalvatronType_R
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[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"]Forgot to mention that even into adulthood, I still watch Batman and Robotech. Have I mentioned my hot secksay cut bod?danjammer69
Damn dude, you don't want to turn out like that person you described do you? A little bit of modesty goes a long way.

Modesty is for poor people who can only afford to buy the PS4. I'm rich and can afford the Xbox One; therefore, modesty is not needed.
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#11 GalvatronType_R
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

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This, a million times this

Okay, you guys caught me. I'm really bald, have a 40 inch waist, and I'm typing this from my parents basement. I'll post pics if you guys pay $4.95 each into my paypal.
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Hm. Sure.

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[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"]I have to beat the ladies away with a stick, and I've improved my fashion sense and work out like crazy, resulting in a hot cut bod. mrbojangles25

hC5184277

And that is ok, just be honest with yourself.

You know, my entire life, I've thought I was different and somehow separate from everyone else. I started listening to showtunes, Barbara Streisand, I've been to every iteration of Guys and Dolls, and took an unnatural interest in hairstyling and interior design. Therefore... tonight... in our time... right now... I've realized... that I'm... very... HAPPY AND CAREFREE!!!!. And I should be allowed to marry a beautiful woman and they should change the laws.
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"]I have to beat the ladies away with a stick, and I've improved my fashion sense and work out like crazy, resulting in a hot cut bod. GalvatronType_R

hC5184277

And that is ok, just be honest with yourself.

You know, my entire life, I've thought I was different and somehow separate from everyone else. I started listening to showtunes, Barbara Streisand, I've been to every iteration of Guys and Dolls, and took an unnatural interest in hairstyling and interior design. Therefore... tonight... in our time... right now... I've realized... that I'm... very... HAPPY AND CAREFREE!!!!. And I should be allowed to marry a beautiful woman and they should change the laws.

good for you!  and no interest in hairstyling and interior design is unnatural my friend.

and laws are slowly changing in our favor!

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Troll thread.
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Why would you beat the ladies away? Are you some kind of gay misogynist?
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#17 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

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GalvatronType_R

This, a million times this

Okay, you guys caught me. I'm really bald, have a 40 inch waist, and I'm typing this from my parents basement. I'll post pics if you guys pay $4.95 each into my paypal.

trying too hard

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#18 GalvatronType_R
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[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

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And that is ok, just be honest with yourself.

mrbojangles25

You know, my entire life, I've thought I was different and somehow separate from everyone else. I started listening to showtunes, Barbara Streisand, I've been to every iteration of Guys and Dolls, and took an unnatural interest in hairstyling and interior design. Therefore... tonight... in our time... right now... I've realized... that I'm... very... HAPPY AND CAREFREE!!!!. And I should be allowed to marry a beautiful woman and they should change the laws.

good for you!  and no interest in hairstyling and interior design is unnatural my friend.

and laws are slowly changing in our favor!

What are you wearing, secksay? And have you ever gotten bizzy in a Burger King bathroom? In the immortal words of the Macho Man, "OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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Troll thread.xdude85
Why do you have to put labels on everything? Why can't you just love and be loved? Why can you just spoon with a human sized inanimate object?
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"] You know, my entire life, I've thought I was different and somehow separate from everyone else. I started listening to showtunes, Barbara Streisand, I've been to every iteration of Guys and Dolls, and took an unnatural interest in hairstyling and interior design. Therefore... tonight... in our time... right now... I've realized... that I'm... very... HAPPY AND CAREFREE!!!!. And I should be allowed to marry a beautiful woman and they should change the laws.GalvatronType_R

good for you!  and no interest in hairstyling and interior design is unnatural my friend.

and laws are slowly changing in our favor!

What are you wearing, secksay? And have you ever gotten bizzy in a Burger King bathroom? In the immortal words of the Macho Man, "OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

meet me in the stall at burger king.  If you see me tap my foot three times, two times, then four times...come in with your pants down.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

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#22 GalvatronType_R
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[QUOTE="GalvatronType_R"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

good for you!  and no interest in hairstyling and interior design is unnatural my friend.

and laws are slowly changing in our favor!

mrbojangles25

What are you wearing, secksay? And have you ever gotten bizzy in a Burger King bathroom? In the immortal words of the Macho Man, "OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

meet me in the stall at burger king.  If you see me tap my foot three times, two times, then four times...come in with your pants down.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

That's too many taps, I was never good at math. Also, you better be wearing Bottega Veneta shoes or else we will have a serious slap fight in the restaurant like Larry Craig at the airport. WOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! - Ric Flair
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Why would you beat the ladies away? Are you some kind of gay misogynist?foxhound_fox
I'm not an OB/GYN, I went to school studying economics and hair design.
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This thread is going places.