Fedoras: awesome or lame?

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#1 famicommander
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I've been struggling to decide whether fedoras are badass or incredibly lame. Let's take a look at some notable fedora wearers:  Rocky Balboa  Indiana Jones  Paul "Bear" Bryant (for those who don't know, he was a great Alabama football coach who got his nickname for wrestling a bear. My high school football coach played for him and won a national championship)  Dick Tracy  Inspector Gadget  Freddy Krueger But then, we have the downside of the fedora.  The lame kid who wears a hat in "Not Another Teen Movie"  This random guy I found on Google Images So, what is your verdict, OT? I'm leaning towards badass, myself.
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#2 DivergeUnify
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Lame on some, cool on very few
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#3 famicommander
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Lame on some, cool on very fewDivergeUnify
That's pretty sound reasoning.
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Lame on some, cool on very fewDivergeUnify

QFT, kinda like kangols, except those are cool on even less people then fedoras

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#5 famicommander
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Also, Red Forman from That 70s Show wears one. I just couldn't find a picture of him with it.
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#6 MrGeezer
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I'm gonna go with "badass" too.

Hell, even though that random Google Image kid looks sort of lme, I'll bet that he would've looked three times lamer if he wasn't wearing a fedora hat.

Of course, it helps that the pic is in black and white. THat evokes the sense of Weegee's crime photos. Remember that scene in Goodfellas where the lame kid gets shot in the foot? And then how later Joe Pesci is making fun of the kid because of how he's limping becausehe got shot in the foot, and then the kid tells Joe Pesci to go **** himself. So then Joe Pesci shoots the guy dead.

See, the kid in Goodfellas was sort of lame, but he had balls. He was lame, but he was also sort of a cool dude.

That's the same vibe I get from the random picture image. It looks like a picture of some dude who is totally lame, but was badass enough to **** with the wrong dude. And then Weegee would show up and take pictures of the kid with his brains smeared all over the street.

But here's the thing...when Weegee arrives on the scene, the kid's fedora hat is gonna be lying next to what used to be the kid's head. You now see one of Weegee's crime photographs in a book. And without any context, you just see a kid lying dead on the street with his head bloiwn off. But you also see the fedora hat lying next to his exploded head, and you think to yourself, "damn. That dude might have gotten owned, but five bucks says that he got owned for being a badass."

And that's what really matters.

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#7 famicommander
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I'm gonna go with "badass" too.

Hell, even though that random Google Image kid looks sort of lme, I'll bet that he would've looked three times lamer if he wasn't wearing a fedora hat.

Of course, it helps that the pic is in black and white. THat evokes the sense of Weegee's crime photos. Remember that scene in Goodfellas where the lame kid gets shot in the foot? And then how later Joe Pesci is making fun of the kid because of how he's limping becausehe got shot in the foot, and then the kid tells Joe Pesci to go **** himself. So then Joe Pesci shoots the guy dead.

See, the kid in Goodfellas was sort of lame, but he had balls. He was lame, but he was also sort of a cool dude.

That's the same vibe I get from the random picture image. It looks like a picture of some dude who is totally lame, but was badass enough to **** with the wrong dude. And then Weegee would show up and take pictures of the kid with his brains smeared all over the street.

But here's the thing...when Weegee arrives on the scene, the kid's fedora hat is gonna be lying next to what used to be the kid's head. You now see one of Weegee's crime photographs in a book. And without any context, you just see a kid lying dead on the street with his head bloiwn off. But you also see the fedora hat lying next to his exploded head, and you think to yourself, "damn. That dude might have gotten owned, but five bucks says that he got owned for being a badass."

And that's what really matters.

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That is the best internet analysis I've ever read. I think I have to buy a fedora now. And maybe download Fedora Linux.
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#8 Nerd_Man
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Indy's fedora is awesome. He made that particular fedora an icon around the world. Where Paul Bryant's is... WTF

Overall, not everyone should wear a fedora... It just doesn't look good on everyone (Indy = good, Bryant = no, just no..).

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#9 famicommander
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Holy crap, I think the Fedora just took a hit. Michael Jackson wears one, and that really sucks.
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#10 foxhound_fox
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One must be a badass in the first place before donning the hat in question. Thus it is not a question of whether or not the hat itself is awesome or lame but the one who wears it.

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#12 famicommander
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[QUOTE="Scarface_tm431"]

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]Lame on some, cool on very fewdreDREb13

QFT, kinda like kangols, except those are cool on even less people then fedoras

I still don't know what QFT means... But fedoras can look good on some.

QFT=quoted for truth.
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[QUOTE="famicommander"][QUOTE="dreDREb13"][QUOTE="Scarface_tm431"]

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]Lame on some, cool on very fewdreDREb13

QFT, kinda like kangols, except those are cool on even less people then fedoras

I still don't know what QFT means... But fedoras can look good on some.

QFT=quoted for truth.

Finally! I kept wondering if it was "quite ****ing true" or "quit ****ing talking". I was flabbergasted. :|

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#15 Buffalo_Soulja
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Only as awesome as the person wearing it. Case in point: Some douche from A7X.

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#16 CJL182
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Awesome on some, lame on others. It all depends on who they are and what they do lol. They tend to look better to me if I keep seeing them wear it lol.
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#17 Bloodaxe726
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Only as awesome as the person wearing it. Case in point: Some douche from A7X.

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Only as awesome as the person wearing it. Case in point: Some douche from A7X.  Buffalo_Soulja
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#20 cool_baller
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Fedoras are pimp
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I have been noticing more and more d-bags wearing theme as of late....some people can pull it off....but this one guy who came into my work....he is a known d-bag to me and it makes me sad as a fedora wearer to see him wear one :(
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#22 Planeforger
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A fedora by itself can be lame, but combine it with a trenchcoat and... :shock::o!

(That's "pure awesomeness", in case my emoticons were a bit vague.)