Do You Often Lie?!

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#51 Cyrax-Sektor
Member since 2006 • 12060 Posts
If I told you 'no', I'd be lying. So yes.
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#52 AARONRULZ1
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I lie a lot.
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#53 belinchu
Member since 2004 • 988 Posts

This thread is a trap, really. ^.-

 

Anyway, I think I lie just about as much as the average human. Just to save my ass from some minor annoyance.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" -reading a magazine- "Far from it." 

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#54 metallica_fan42
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I'm a chronic liar. I lie everyday to as many people as I can.
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#55 AngelB1ack
Member since 2005 • 7936 Posts
NO! erm yes.....I mean no!
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#56 MagnumPI
Member since 2002 • 9617 Posts
  One of my adolescent friends is a pathological liar. He would bring up wierd stuff for no reason and lie about it.. for no reason.
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#57 Jhonie_Fklits25
Member since 2005 • 671 Posts
I rarely ever lie.
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#58 -InsrtNameHere-
Member since 2005 • 2981 Posts
Besides sarcasm, I only lie when others shouldn't know, I made a promise, or the person asking is really annoying (I.E. Parents with my homework)
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#59 Ashley_wwe
Member since 2003 • 13412 Posts
I lie a lot, but at the moment I am sitting up, so I will vote #2, except it's for the good of me. ;)
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#60 Account_27
Member since 2005 • 13426 Posts
Yes. A lie to get people to leave me alone a lot. That's usually the only reason I lie.
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#61 TitusAndronicus
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Once, while hunting bunnies in the backwoods of Mother Russia, I came across a Mexican conquistador who asked me the very same question.  He had gotten quite lost, and was apparently confused as to which century this was, as he was mumbling about the Spanish Inquisition.  He had been drinking the local well vodka, which actually was three parts turpentine to one part battery acid.  He stared just above my right shoulder and asked how often I lied.

The conquistador, whose name (if I recall correctly) was Joe Bob Burrito Gorganzola McGillicutty, repeated his question.  I answered truthfully, and he pointed a finger in the vicinity of my stomach.  He screamed, "Prepare to die, you lying gringo macho combo taquito hombre!"

The poor drunk sod never stood a chance.  I gave him the Salmayek Knucklebuster Grindbreaker of Illustrious Weeping and Calm.  Chunks of him flew as far as Moscow.

Of course I was a liar.  I'd just told him I was liar, now didn't I?

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#62 jm4847
Member since 2006 • 3535 Posts
I lie to protect myself and my privacy :P
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#63 Fortier
Member since 2004 • 7728 Posts
I have a serious problem with telling lies...As in, I lie way too much.