Do you hate it when your zippers get stuck?

#1 Edited by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

do you hate it or are you just a shameless bastard who'll go out with his zippers open?

My zippers just got stuck and I was in a hurry. Damn, I was about to tear apart my pants when a miraclous idea popped up in my mind, "Change your pants!". Has it ever happened to you?

inb4 lock

#2 Edited by Iszdope (10310 posts) -

Did you manage to get the frank above the beans?

Edit: wait, should that be beans above the frank..? Hmm. I can't remember.

#3 Posted by Master_Live (15119 posts) -

No I love it.

#4 Edited by Iszdope (10310 posts) -

Frank n beans! Frank n beans!

#5 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@Iszdope said:

Did you manage to get the frank above the beans?

Edit: wait, should that be beans above the frank..? Hmm. I can't remember.

hardly.....

#6 Posted by Iszdope (10310 posts) -

@geniobastardo: Phew...no damage done then...

Alright.

#7 Posted by Korvus (4774 posts) -

Is this a common problem? Never happened to me...

#8 Posted by CyberLips (1824 posts) -

It used to happen when i was younger but not anymore. I think it's because i don't wear jeans as much.

#9 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@korvus said:

Is this a common problem? Never happened to me...

it's pretty common. You're lucky if that never happened to you. Sometimes it slightly scratches the highway in between.... ... and *shivers* that's really painful.

#10 Posted by Korvus (4774 posts) -

@geniobastardo: Well, I always make sure everything is properly out of the way before I zip up =P

#11 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@korvus: Well, good for you. I was about to peel it off once.

#12 Posted by Korvus (4774 posts) -

@geniobastardo: Doesn't sound like something I care to try. Doesn't sound like something you'd want to do again either =P

#13 Posted by one_plum (6360 posts) -

My pants zippers always drop down. Zippers hate me.

#14 Edited by johnd13 (8483 posts) -

It's happened to me. Here's sth worse: you REALLY need to use the toilet for number 2 and your pants' belt is stuck making you unable to take them off. That was not a fun experience...

#15 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@johnd13 said:

It's happened to me. Here's sth worse: you REALLY need to use the toilet for number 2 and your pants' belt is stuck making you unable to take them off. That was not a fun experience...

I like your experience.

#16 Posted by chaplainDMK (6861 posts) -

@one_plum said:

My pants zippers always drop down. Zippers hate me.

Don't be such a smooth operator and it might stay up

#17 Edited by SaintLeonidas (26476 posts) -

@Iszdope said:

Did you manage to get the frank above the beans?

Edit: wait, should that be beans above the frank..? Hmm. I can't remember.

#18 Posted by lamprey263 (24477 posts) -

He was masturbating!

#19 Posted by KiIIyou (27151 posts) -

One time it broke right off :o aint no fixin that easy

#20 Posted by sukraj (23243 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

He was masturbating!

rasta blasta

#21 Posted by indzman (18953 posts) -

Some times i forget to close my zipper and it gets embarrasing when someone points it out or chuckles staring down there. I'm sooo immature :(

#22 Posted by Darthkaiser (12447 posts) -

I've messed up a few pants for trying too hard to open the zipper, most of the times I've been in a hury

#23 Posted by delete-EasyComeEasyGo (585 posts) -

Yeah I hate it when I'm trying to get a quickie when the damn Zipper get's stuck. Man that sucks.

#24 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

He was masturbating!

WHO WAS WHAT??!!

#25 Posted by udUbdaWgz1 (631 posts) -

i hate stuck zippers, i find it disgraceful to the "inventors" of the world and i thank god i've never pulled a franks n beans on my johnnie. ca stan za and his... focused anger was deserved.

#26 Edited by lamprey263 (24477 posts) -

@geniobastardo said:

@lamprey263 said:

He was masturbating!

WHO WAS WHAT??!!

there's already a few Something About Mary quotes in here, "he was masturbating" was just another line from the zipper scene, got to 4:30 and pay attention to Mary's developmentally disabled brother...

#27 Posted by gamerguru100 (10762 posts) -

Not as bad as zipping up the zipper into your balls...

#28 Posted by hoosier7 (3887 posts) -

Not an issue for me, buttons are for real men.

#29 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -

@hoosier7 said:

Not an issue for me, buttons are for real men.

naaaa, I hate buttons. Your rocket takes the flight for a few seconds and the buttons are just about to explode. They carry a bigger danger: Embarrassment !

#30 Posted by konvikt_17 (22282 posts) -

never had that problem, i dont use my zippers.

i just push down on my waistband with my left hand and plop my dick over and aim with my right hand.