Did your parents ever give you "The Talk"?

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#1 Capitan_Kid
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I never received such an honor. I learned the glorious P+V=B equation from friends and the internet. 9th grade health class taught me the complexities of it.
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#2 Nibroc420
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I never received such an honor. I learned the glorious P+V=B equation from friends and the internet. 9th grade health class taught me the complexities of it.Capitan_Kid
Wow, 9th grade? Back in 4th grade we got little goodie bags with condoms and lube, and they explained everything. Never had a talk from the parents though.
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#3 Kats_RK
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Nope.Never.

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#4 sexyweapons
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Yes and they told us in school in the 5th grade.

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#5 johnd13
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No. I found out all by myself.

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#6 nooblet69
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Yeah, and also learned in about 6th or 7th grade in middle school.  Was very uncomfortable talking to my parents about that when I was that age.

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#7 SoNin360
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No, we had a little lesson in 5th grade where the boys and girls were separated and we watched some fun videos. I knew the gist of everything by then though.
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#8 ghoklebutter
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My siblings told me, not my parents.
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#9 Niff_T
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Nope.Never.

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#10 Allicrombie
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I learned everything from HBO After Dark at age 5. TV was so much more informative back then.
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#11 wis3boi
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Nah

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#12 fastesttruck
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Yeah. stay away from those that smell
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#13 BossPerson
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No, we had a little lesson in 5th grade where the boys and girls were separated and we watched some fun videos. I knew the gist of everything by then though.SoNin360
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#14 konvikt_17
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Nope never got the talk.

mom asked me if i knew what sex was and such, told her yes.

and that was that.

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#15 MrPraline
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Yeah.
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#16 Zeviander
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I got books. And later found Sue Johanson and her Sunday Night Sex Show. The latter of which should be mandatory for children who are in puberty to watch. Sex ed these days just goes over the mechanics, it doesn't ever talk about the emotional side of sex, which is as equally important.
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#17 PernicioEnigma
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No. I learnt about it from friends and my friends (older) sister, heh.
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#18 br0kenrabbit
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I grew up around livestock, so...

...those bastards are animals, I tell ya. I learned a lot from them.

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#19 applesxc47
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My parents never really told me the schematics, they left that up to the primary school I was in when I was in grade 6. The thing they really told me is that they're not gonna be bothered by me having sex as long as I'm responsible.

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#20 BossPerson
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Although I did talk with my dad about sex and stuff when I was 14 and such.

Thanfully my mother never approached me about such stuff, that would have been fvcking awkward

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#21 organic_machine
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I asked my mother what sex was when I was in Kindergarten.

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#22 IdioticIcarus
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No. Obviously there is no reason to ever acknowledge sex exists until I am married.
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#23 Riadon2
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I asked my mom what fvck meant when I was 5 or 6.  I had no idea what she was talking about, but i guess it was technically a "talk".

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#24 Celldrax
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Nah, don't recall any such talks. But I somehow always understood the whole 'P goes into V. And that's how babies are made' side of things.

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#25 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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I learned everything from HBO After Dark at age 5. TV was so much more informative back then.Allicrombie
That's higher learning...we learned it from being on the streets.

Literally--we found old discarded adult magazines on the street. The pages were so damaged, it was hard to tell if we were looking at a boob, butt, or elbow.

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#26 br0kenrabbit
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That's higher learning...we learned it from being on the streets.

Literally--we found old discarded adult magazines on the street. The pages were so damaged, it was hard to tell if we were looking at a boob, butt, or elbow.

Hallenbeck77

Did you blow up the old discarded balloons that were laying around it and make balloon doggies and giraffes?

 

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#27 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"]

That's higher learning...we learned it from being on the streets.

Literally--we found old discarded adult magazines on the street. The pages were so damaged, it was hard to tell if we were looking at a boob, butt, or elbow.

br0kenrabbit

Did you blow up the old discarded balloons that were laying around it and make balloon doggies and giraffes?

 

No balloons--our neighborhood wasn't quite that festive.  :P

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#28 JigglyWiggly_
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no i learned in 6th grade or something then i realized why connectors are called male and female
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#29 Wolf-Man2006
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Nope, I had to figure out everything by myself

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#30 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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Nope, I had to figure out everything by myself

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With or without the instruction manual? :P

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#31 WSGRandomPerson
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Nope.
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#32 Floridaman46
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I was never told either. My dad did not know how to go about telling me. I just figured things out myself.

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#33 J-man45
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Yes I did.

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#34 Rhazakna
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They tried, but quickly found out that the playground taught me everything I needed to know, really.
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#35 BenedictArnold7
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My mom told me to use two condoms. My father told me that I should masturbate if I can't get a girl and to not believe guys who say they don't masturbate That's it.
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#36 deactivated-5a9b3f32ef4e9
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Nope, never.

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#37 ROFLCOPTER603
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No, we had a little lesson in 5th grade where the boys and girls were separated and we watched some fun videos. I knew the gist of everything by then though.SoNin360

Lol the same thing happened at my school. And of course we all shared what the videos were about with each other...

My parents never gave me the talk. I learned about it on my own, probably in 4th grade.

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#38 Fightingfan
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No.
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#39 Capitan_Kid
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[QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"]I never received such an honor. I learned the glorious P+V=B equation from friends and the internet. 9th grade health class taught me the complexities of it.Nibroc420
Wow, 9th grade? Back in 4th grade we got little goodie bags with condoms and lube, and they explained everything. Never had a talk from the parents though.

Holy crap 4th grade? Thats super young. I was 13 when I figured out P+V. I'm surprised your school did that. Especially lube and condoms....
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#40 Wolf-Man2006
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[QUOTE="Wolf-Man2006"]

Nope, I had to figure out everything by myself

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With or without the instruction manual? :P

Well, I had to break the man-code by looking up instructions. Or else, I would just be terrible at my job, now would I? :cool:

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#41 lightleggy
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No, when I was like 15 my father told me that he didnt know if I had a girlfriend but that if I did, he expected me to treat her well and be smart around her. and thats about it.
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#42 awesome3496
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Nope. I learned about it in school.

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#43 klusps
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Nope, never. 

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#44 whiskeystrike
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nah, figured out by trial and error

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#45 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"]

[QUOTE="Wolf-Man2006"]

Nope, I had to figure out everything by myself

Wolf-Man2006

With or without the instruction manual? :P

Well, I had to break the man-code by looking up instructions. Or else, I would just be terrible at my job, now would I? :cool:

Could be worse--you could have gotten a foreign set of instructions:

"Registerkarte Einfügen A in den Schlitz B...?*  Why the fvck are these instructions in German?!"

*Translated: Insert tab A into slot B.

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#46 maddog281
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Nope.

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#47 -Renegade
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Nope my parents never told me sh!t, I wouldn't make the same mistake if I ever had kids though. I am not dumb though so I never needed it.
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#48 22Toothpicks
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Yes. My father is much like me in his belief about being straight forward with other people and he explained it without censorship when I was about 14 after finding a condom wrapper in my room. I was...erm...experimenting. >_>

I knew pretty much everything prior to this conversation.  I just let him talk as if it was the first time hearing any of it.

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#49 deactivated-61cc564148ef4
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it doesn't ever talk about the emotional side of sex, which is as equally important.Zeviander

It does though

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#50 GreekGameManiac
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Lol.mine were idiots.

I probably learned about sex when i was like 7? from guys at school.