Death Row - What would your last meal be???

So you have been on death row eating prison food for 15 years. Appeals have been exhausted, and today is the day to visit old sparky. The good news is...you get to enjoy one last meal. Whatever your heart desires!!!

I would go for a huge sirloin steak with thick cut chips (fries) and a disgusting amount of peppercorn sauce.

What would your last meal be??

Beef Curry in chips.

Chinese Food

Correction, Purple Drank

$3.95 million Strawberries Arnaud

The last meal is kind of a weird honour I've never really understood. I'd just order my favourite pizza; ham bacon and mushroom.

Cooked human brain with roasted toes and a nice chianti on the side bones.

@vl4d_l3nin: @vl4d_l3nin:

Well, even if they're scum, it's the last thing they get to experience... and What they choose sort of adds a personality to them that is otherwise unknown. Funny, the timing of this thread. I actually just read an article about this very subject. A photo artist took pictures of the meals, and texas apparently threw the last meal thing out the window not too long ago. On another note, every area has a different policy regarding the last meal with budget and food options. As for me, If I was trying to be witty, I'd ask for a Monster energy drink, and a steak done bloody rare. Though my realistic choice would be a turkey leg, buttered lumpy mashed potatos, a couple pieces of bacon, cheesy broccoli, and a can of coke.

That article: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/death-row-inmates-meals-prove-morbidly-fascinating-meals-project-article-1.1312217

I wish I could stand behind the stance of letting them eat slop for their last meal, but I can't. Plus, as the article describes it, it's a morbid fascination for me.

Cyanide. That'd show 'em!

A cake filled with weed.

So I can die laughing.

Nothing, cause if I've been on death row and are going to die then some food ain't gonna make a single difference in how I feel.

@Treflis:

My thoughts exactly. It's a pointless honour. Makes more sense to buy the dude a hooker.

$20 is the limit so lobster is out of the question. so

fried chicken thighs, vanilla bean ice cream homemade brand. peanut butter snickers bars

Probably a big plate of Spaghetti, with plenty of sauce and hamburger meat.

And some orange soda to drink.

New york strip cooked medium, fried potatoes, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and a glass of nice wine.

chicken, i'll miss it the most

could i possibly eat myself to death, a ton of popeyes lol? if not give me a bunch of booze so i am drunk before it happens.

I'd be too depressed to eat. Why would I care about food when I'm about to be murdered?

my last meal would be the executioner's penis ..... and until I didn't get what I want , I would be kept alive

So morbid.

Nothing, just get over with my execution already.I'll lose enjoyment from any kind of food nor i'll have any last wish for pleasure. Nothing will matter anymore :)

I don't know what I would eat.

tacos, lots of tacos till the point where i'm bursting.

That way they have a big mess to clean up when I'm dead.

@always_explicit: Your Mum's arsehole.

didn't u just said

nice hole

A huge burger from jack in the box and fries and large coke

Chicken Spaghetti cooked with THC butter with ecstasy in my Koolaid.

WAIT STAHP

My last meal would not be spaghetti

It would be TACOS!!!

A bunch of tacos.

I would demand enormous amounts of beans and fudge. I would eat until my stomach was literally bursting, and then I would let them kill me. After I died, I would release my bowels, and a torrential rain of beans and fudge would come rocketing forth from my asshole.

I'd be too depressed about dying to think about what my last meal would be.

Life Savers

Like a million gummy bears!

I always wanted to try a fully loaded machine gun.

Probably a Prime rib-eye steak, medium rare, and a nice wheat beer to wash it down.

A single strawberry