Create a Caption!! 3-25-07 (Winner Announced)

The game is simple... create a caption for this picture and teh winner gets a prize!
-You can make as many captions as you want... just as long as they are gathered up in one post (so edit accordingly).
-Winner to be annouced an hour from now... :)
Here is your picture for today... (Special thanks to Mattjs95 for today's pic! 8) )



Thanks for participating you guys, your captions were awesome... Now to select the winner! :D
The winner is...

GreaseMonkey - "The joke's on them, I just soiled myself." :lol:

Congrats, you just won a pet dinosaur! :o

Previous winners:
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6icks_tea_4hoar
aaaaarrrrggggg (4)
AgostonF
AmericanSk8land
andyxm
Carlos_Santana
CHAOSWEAV3R
CJL13
CrystalFox
Cyrax-Sektor
dahwnpapaya
DaveGamer_05
disneydude35
FinneyCalc
GiygasFanima
Here-John-E
HillyBilly
inyourface_12
J-Man725
kolobus11
Koolsen
Lemon-Demon35
liamabob
Media_geek20
mumotuma_man
nickmag
Omni-Slash
RPG-er (2)
Sim_genius
someotherguy654
Stupid-Bastard (2)
tequilasunriser (2)
the_foreign_guy
whos_next000
Zap-O-Matic (2)
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"The audience watches in awe . . . as they wait for lunch."

"Talk about dinner and a show!"

"The guy was better off becoming a human pancake than alligator food."

"Homemade versions of Xtreme Stunts leave something to be expected."

 "Croc landing!"

"The next Crocodile Hunter wasn't too bright."

"Now i'm gone with the wind.....wait......no.......NOOOOO......other direction, other direction!!!!!!!"

"Tell them the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have back up......ALOT of backup!"

"This is the most disturbing orgy i've ever seen"

"I told you Britney Spears had a death wish"

"Oh damnit! I told you they looked like lizards from the plane!"

"You want a piece of me ya damn alligators!? Wait...don't answer that question."

"Travel to Australia! Skydive from our excellent sky's, observe our marvelling alligators, as  you  are  being  devoured  by  them." 

"Man - *Sheds pants* "I'm ready for the REAL strippers in Australia!".......his remains were later found scattered along the beach-side. That must've been some rough sex" 

its March... not February....Magna_Man109

Well at least there's no Dharma Corporation on this island

Reverse damn you! REVERSE!

'Operation: Crocodile Eater' didn't go as well as 'Operation: Snake Eater' for our hero

I knew I should've taken that right turn at the gas station...

Are those alligators or crocodiles? I've always wondered what the difference is, if I get closer I might be able to seAAAAHHHHH!!!

They don't look as innocent as on the Lacoste logo...

D-day reenactment gone bad.

"I wonder if I ask those aligators nicely to start blowing at me will they do it ?"

 " Watch out I know Steve Irwin ...Oh , crap. "

"Good thing alligators can't swim. Wait...."

"I wonder what those are... Mabey they're some nice herbavors..."

 "I need a drink...."

 "The whole THIS IS SPARTA bit doesn't work too well when you forget your sword..."

"Geico sure has gotten aggressive....."

"But I thought a compass measured the wind too!!!"

"Are those my keys?!?!"

"The joke's on them, I just soiled myself"GreaseMonkey

(thats seriously one scary pic for me, considering my husbands a paratrooper x_x and i HATE crocodiles and alligators both..they are ssssataannnnnnnnssss  o_o ive got more then an abnormal fear of them. BUT on with the caption contest)

WHERE THE HELL IS STEVE IRWIN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!!!??!!??!!!

Lucky for me, I ate TWO MREs lastnight, I got enough gas to get to Baghdad! -pfft-

Oh why did I have to rub barbeque sauce all over myself lastnight? Damn E co. and their hellacious dares :(

Now really...I wont argue that you always gotta be trained and prepared for the worst possible circumstances, but really...did they have to add the crock pit to training?!

OK! Remember! Look forward at the horison, Feet together...keep it loose and let it roll!.... -oh sh** crocks!!!!!!

What really happened to Amelia Earhart

It seems Steve's crocs never got the message that he was dead

Ah crap I landed in Freaky's backyard

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

I hope they didn't notice my fly is down

Skydivers attempts to attract new audiences were met with mixed results

When Freaky didn't acknowlege the fact that CJL13 won his caption contest twice, Freaky had a little "Accident"

Alligator: "Dibs on stomach!"

What really happened to Amelia Earhart

It seems Steve's crocs never got the message that he was dead

Ah crap I landed in Freaky's backyard

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

I hope they didn't notice my fly is down

Skydivers attempts to attract new audiences were met with mixed results

When Freaky didn't acknowlege the fact that CJL13 won his caption contest twice, Freaky had a little "Accident"

CJL13

Good one!

Plane ticket to Australia- $600

Sky diving lessons- $250

Parachute rental- $100

Watching your Mother-in-law be ripped to shreds by alligators after she just insulted your taste in Movies- Priceless

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard

Plane ticket to Australia- $600

Sky diving lessons- $250

Parachute rental- $100

Watching your Mother-in-law be ripped to shreds by alligators after she just insulted your taste in Movies- Priceless

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard

PercivalCox

"The joke's on them, I just soiled myself"GreaseMonkey

[QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"]Winner Announced! :DPercivalCox

*claps*A very original submission. :DCyrax-Sektor