Courupt a wish!: Cause darth vader told me to edition!

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#1 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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you should know how this goes.

you wish for somthing and the poster below you has to give it some huge drawback or flaw.

i wish to be able to change my gender back and forth at will :D

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#2 ps3wizard45
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you should know how this goes.

you wish for somthing and the poster below you has to give it some huge drawback or flaw.

i wish to be able to change my gender back and forth at will :D

darkspineslayer

yeah but both genders genitels hav yeais infections , crabs,and herpes

i wish i had a fully functioning iron man suit :D

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(to anything) It will explode.

I wish I wish for no more wishes.

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#4 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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[QUOTE="darkspineslayer"]

you should know how this goes.

you wish for somthing and the poster below you has to give it some huge drawback or flaw.

i wish to be able to change my gender back and forth at will :D

ps3wizard45

yeah but both genders genitels hav yeais infections , crabs,and herpes

i wish i had a fully functioning iron man suit :D

ooh...thats harsh there...

anyways to...

(to anything) It will explode.

I wish I wish for no more wishes.

Hewkii

ok but only you can never wish for anything again, and then everybody starts getting what they wished for without corruption.

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#6 smallcaplegend
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i wish i had a straw
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#7 borgmaster
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i wish i had a strawsmallcaplegend

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

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i wish i had a strawsmallcaplegend
straw in a cup of cyanide (poisioin)
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#9 tzar3
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i wish i had a strawsmallcaplegend

Granted, but your gonna have to eat with it in every meal you wanna eat.

I wish I was an all powerful sith lord.

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[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawtzar3

Granted, but your gonna have to eat with it in every meal you wanna eat.

I wish I was an all powerful sith lord.

But you have to be openly homosexual.

I wish I was immortal.

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#11 Omega_Zero69
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[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawborgmaster

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

granted but getting it was a problem

i wish to have eternal life

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#12 hydralisk86
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[QUOTE="borgmaster"]

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawleonard88

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

granted but getting it was a problem

i wish to have eternal life

Tough one...Umm...You might get bored of life after living forever?

I wish to be able to fly.

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#13 markop2003
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[QUOTE="leonard88"][QUOTE="borgmaster"]

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawhydralisk86

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

granted but getting it was a problem

i wish to have eternal life

Tough one...Umm...You might get bored of life after living forever?

I wish to be able to fly.

discriminated for being a freak

wish i had some KFC

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#14 smallcaplegend
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[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="leonard88"][QUOTE="borgmaster"]

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawmarkop2003

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

granted but getting it was a problem

i wish to have eternal life

Tough one...Umm...You might get bored of life after living forever?

I wish to be able to fly.

discriminated for being a freak

wish i had some KFC

granted but its Kentucky fried cashews

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[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="leonard88"][QUOTE="borgmaster"]

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i wish i had a strawmarkop2003

the straw is broken

i wish that money would never be a problem or me

granted but getting it was a problem

i wish to have eternal life

Tough one...Umm...You might get bored of life after living forever?

I wish to be able to fly.

discriminated for being a freak

wish i had some KFC

ok, but intead of the resturaunt KFC you have a copule of ketchup flipping crows
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i wish i could bang all the hot chicks in the world with no stds
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i wish i could bang all the hot chicks in the world with no stds Decko5
ok, but 60% turn out to be men
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i wish i could bang all the hot chicks in the world with no stds Decko5

wish granted, have fun banging flaming baby chickens.

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#19 deactivated-619c4c1a1a382
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World Peace
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World Peacewdave92

All the humans die your the only one left, therefore you are at peace

I wish I had flying powers

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[QUOTE="wdave92"]World PeaceMeriMorganov

All the humans die your the only one left, therefore you are at peace

I wish I had flying powers

would have never thought of that lol

Wish granted but you will be hunted after always

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#22 south411
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i wish for more wishes
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#23 IgNIght
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i wish for more wishessouth411

Granted, but I'm the genie and I thought you said "fishes". Therefore you are suffocating in a room filled with fish.

I wish for a new PC and a 360 with a life-time subscribtion to Microsofts present and future online gaming programs...

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Granted, but you have no internet service and the RROD everytime the 360 turns on, and all 360's you ever own.

I wish my twins would hurry up and be potty trained, sick of diapers.

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#25 DragonTamer80
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Granted, but you have no internet service and the RROD everytime the 360 turns on, and all 360's you ever own.

I wish my twins would hurry up and be potty trained, sick of diapers.

btaylor2404

Granted but they are lousy at aiming and get all over the place

I wish I owned a tank

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#26 markop2003
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[QUOTE="btaylor2404"]

Granted, but you have no internet service and the RROD everytime the 360 turns on, and all 360's you ever own.

I wish my twins would hurry up and be potty trained, sick of diapers.

MeriMorganov

Granted but they are lousy at aiming and get all over the place

I wish I owned a tank

fuel prices mean you can't move anywhere

i wwish i had chicken

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#27 Mr_sprinkles
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[QUOTE="MeriMorganov"][QUOTE="btaylor2404"]

Granted, but you have no internet service and the RROD everytime the 360 turns on, and all 360's you ever own.

I wish my twins would hurry up and be potty trained, sick of diapers.

markop2003

Granted but they are lousy at aiming and get all over the place

I wish I owned a tank

fuel prices mean you can't move anywhere

i wwish i had chicken

it knows kung-fu, and it hates you with a passion.

#edit# I wish I could read peoples thoughts

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#28 DragonTamer80
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="MeriMorganov"][QUOTE="btaylor2404"]

Granted, but you have no internet service and the RROD everytime the 360 turns on, and all 360's you ever own.

I wish my twins would hurry up and be potty trained, sick of diapers.

Mr_sprinkles

Granted but they are lousy at aiming and get all over the place

I wish I owned a tank

fuel prices mean you can't move anywhere

i wwish i had chicken

it knows kung-fu, and it hates you with a passion.

#edit# I wish I could read peoples thoughts

You do but you hear mean things about you and you are depressed but addicted to hear more.

I wish I had a gun

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#29 Video_Game_King
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Fine, but it backfires and you end up dying because it shoots you.

I wish I had a crossaw, like this one:

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#30 Mr_sprinkles
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Fine, but it backfires and you end up dying because it shoots you.

I wish I had a crossaw, like this one:

Video_Game_King

purely ornamental :(

I wish I had more cake.

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#31 colonicjas2
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Granted, but you will suffocate because the cake will be shoved down your throat endlessly

I wish for Megan Fox

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#32 Bloodbath_87
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Granted, but you will suffocate because the cake will be shoved down your throat endlessly

I wish for Megan Fox

colonicjas2
Granted, but she's just been in an awful car accident that deformed her entire body. I wish everything was free.
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#33 IgNIght
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Aight, but it turns out there's this 400lb man in Wisconsin that goes by the same name. You get him.

I want the ability to browse the web with my mind.

EDIT: errr, for the other guy - it turns out everything is free but explodes on contact.

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#34 tehfireballer
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granted, but it crashes a lot.

I wish for a ton of money

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#36 IgNIght
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granted, but it crashes a lot.

I wish for a ton of money

tehfireballer

You get a ton of pennies; 363,000 pennies to be exact is worth $3,630. (lol, i had to do this one)

I want the ability to split into two people.

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#37 cold_skull
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[QUOTE="tehfireballer"]

granted, but it crashes a lot.

I wish for a ton of money

IgNIght

You get a ton of pennies; 363,000 pennies to be exact is worth $3,630. (lol, i had to do this one)

I want the ability to split into two people.

When u split u will get into fights with ur self

I wish i could shapeshift into other people

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#38 DOS4dinner
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[QUOTE="cold_skull"

When u split u will get into fights with ur self

I wish i could shapeshift into other people

You shapshift into klaus nomi.

I wish I could go into other people's minds, Psychonauts st yle.

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#39 x2926014
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I wish this thread would end!:twisted:
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#40 stedtfeld
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I wish this thread would end!:twisted:x2926014
The thread goes on. I wish I could do anything I wanted with my mind and was invincible.
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#41 IgNIght
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I wish that everyone in the whole entire world would look at this guys sig on the left for infinite lolz.

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#42 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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I wish this thread would end!:twisted:x2926014

ok, but the wish granter thinks your talkign about a thread on your shoe

[QUOTE="x2926014"]I wish this thread would end!:twisted:stedtfeld
The thread goes on. I wish I could do anything I wanted with my mind and was invincible.

ok, but your dead and in the reapers game in shibuya

i wish my DS lite L button worked again :(

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#43 juicetino
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Ok but the R button stops working

I wish the new Slipknot album was out already.

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#44 cold_skull
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[QUOTE="cold_skull"]IgNIght

I wish that everyone in the whole entire world would look at this guys sig on the left for infinite lolz.

thankeee