Christians, are you prepared for the great purgening?

Are you guys prepared for when Klendartharu, the great overlord of Sector 87.3 (the sector Earth is in), returns from his 64,000,000 year voyage to exact vengeance on the Earth from his defeat at the hands of the Dinosaurs during the Great Interstellar War of 63997987BCE?

who in their right mind would want to be raptured instead of fighting in a magical  blood drenched apocalypse alongside jesus for 7 years?

that's what you want to do? really? 

abandon jesus just when he needs you?

slackers.

I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns. 

In fairness, we all know it is gonna happen pretty soon. It has to. Christians have only been making this claim for a little over 2k years, now.Chemistian

[QUOTE="MrPraline"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Oddly enough Catholics don't dwell on Revelations.Holyspirit-Xbox

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Pope... I thought you resigned?

[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]No. You'd be wrong.LJS9502_basic

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Are you ready for the biblical great purge of all the sinners and demons of the world as foretold and ready to meet Jesus and the lord as they come back down to earth very soon? Do you believe in it?Holyspirit-Xbox

Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Spartan_N7

I would love to meet jebus and see some magic. KC_Hokie

Keep your expectations rather low, though. After all, the man's a level 9 cleric. 

I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns. 

LordQuorthon

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I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns. 

TheWalkingGhost

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I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns. 

Holyspirit-Xbox

I just started on The New Testiment and I really like to read the preachings of Christ. It is well writen and well versed. I like how the Old Testiment was worded maybe a little bit better though, still a good book.

I thought no man knew the hour or the day, so why would anyone ever prepare?

[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="TheWalkingGhost"]And unlike Jesus, he will let you have sex with anyone you want.TheWalkingGhost

I don't think so.

[QUOTE="Spartan_N7"]Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Holyspirit-Xbox

[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="Spartan_N7"]Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Spartan_N7

[QUOTE="Spartan_N7"][QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"] The chosen people will not be purged.Holyspirit-Xbox

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No, I desire that people across the world might know God as savior, not judge. For this reason I tell of the grace that is found in Christ.mindstorm

Are you ready for the biblical great purge of all the sinners and demons of the world as foretold and ready to meet Jesus and the lord as they come back down to earth very soon? Do you believe in it?Holyspirit-Xbox

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"] You are incorrect my child. They have done it many times of grat importance in Roman times.Holyspirit-Xbox

Come on this guy has you all fooled. He ain't no prophet or pope. He is just a normal man on this site that acts smart and thinks he knows what he is talking about the Bible says not to judge.Do you believe in the same one I do, or do you just pick pieces that benifit you? And don't play God man!

I say some gamespot user created an alt to dick around.  You guys really fall for this stuff dontcha?

I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns. 

LordQuorthon

Better music too.