chinese proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's lands will often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's lands will often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

DrDoomed

that was actually funny

Some of these are puns of the English language, and therefore cannot be Chinese Poverbs.

Some of these are puns one English language, and therefore cannot be Chinese Poverbs.

ChipsDubbo

OMG, I thought you were not a N00b. Why would you consider these to be real to begin with?

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Some of these are puns one English language, and therefore cannot be Chinese Poverbs.

Meroe

OMG, I thought you were not a N00b. Why would you consider these to be real to begin with?

I just felt the need to emphasize the fact that these are not real Chinese poverbs, and it would be an insult to mix these ones up with the real poverbs. I'm very nationalistic.