Best Non-Racist Jokes

My best joke is from another person who posted here.

There are two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins says to the other one " Hey, this ovens pretty hot huh?" and then the other muffin screams "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A talking muffin!".

Who will replace the boogeyman when he retires?

[spoiler] Omni-Slash :shock: [/spoiler]

Who will replace the boogeyman when he retires?

[spoiler] Omni-Slash :shock: [/spoiler]

double_decker

Is that becuase he's so ugly or just bald?

Who will replace the boogeyman when he retires?

[spoiler] Omni-Slash :shock: [/spoiler]

double_decker

Panda walks into the bar, orders some food, eats it, shoots the waiter, then leaves the bar.  a guy in the bar goes, what was up with that!?  and another guy goes,  "hes a panda, look it up in the dictionary"

so he does     Panda:  Eats shoots and leaves.
FancyKetchup25

Is that becuase he's so ugly or just bald?GiygasFanima

Nope, it's because he's always lurking... sees everything and his ban hammer is more scary than the boogeyman will ever be:P

:P Omni is always the target for jokes. Poor Omnixwolfghost

Yeah, but knows it's all out of love 8) and I've been good I haven't picked on him in a week or so, he was due:)

What do you call a black pilot?

[spoiler] A pilot, you racist!!!! [/spoiler]
Def_Jef88

Is that because they have a ban hammer or just bald?

instead of making a new topic you shoudve just bumped the one from earlier in the day hoping for new onesnickmag

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]What do you call a black pilot?

[spoiler] A pilot, you racist!!!! [/spoiler]
GiygasFanima

Is that because they have a ban hammer or just bald?

why did the emo walk into a bar?

he was looking for a new way to kill himself:lol: yeah i just mad that one up

why did the emo walk into a bar?

he was looking for a new way to kill himself:lol: yeah i just mad that one up

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