Best insults without swearing

I have a challenge for you people: What is the most devastating insult you can think off without swearing, this is not directed to anyone i just want to see how creative you can get!

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@Iszdope: would've thought you were going for the monty python insult >w<

You are literally too stupid to insult. [from Due Date]

You're a pimple on the ass of society. [from Futurama]

Of all the sperm that could have made it to your mother's egg, yours had to be the first.

If I were told to choose between chewing glass all the days of my life, hell, or you, I'd pick hell and chew glass as a bonus, any time of the day.

I thought life was a bitch. And then I met you.

When you walk into a room, I'd know because the need arises for me to ask myself, "Did it get stupider in here?"

Just because you are verbose, it doesn't make you intelligent.

@davillain-: How's that an insult? .w.

To contribute to the topic myself: to wrongs don't make a right, take your parents for example!

@dylandr: Disregard that post. Posted that in the wrong thread.

@davillain-: lol!

so what is your best insult without swearing, i want to know how creative you can be?

I got nothing.

@davillain-: release your inner teenager man!

@dylandr: And the the heck your gonna do about it PUNK? [See what I did there]

@davillain-: you are going to beat up a bully?

@dylandr: No.

@davillain-: then explain xD

Dont have a cow, man.

Thats what she said.

@GTR12: wait, who are you calling a cow now? or did you execute it wrong? >w<

He thinks you own a PS4 which is why he call you a Cow.

@davillain-: oh, he wants to die?

LMAO, its from The Simpsons, its what Bart says.

The 2nd one is a weird kind of insult.

@GTR12: What about this: "Who is that clown?"

1) You are calling him a clown

2) You say he isn't even a famous/well known clown!

You ain't half the man your mother is.

@brimmul777: hehehe, jacksfilms?

btw how're ya mate?

I wanted to make a dirty joke, but your parents already did that *insert your age here* years ago.

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

im going to use that one for sure!

"Awwww. He thinks he's all grown up because he can cuss....BWAAA!"

@jun_aka_pekto: Thats a real subtle way of calling someone immature

my personal favorite "that woman throws her vag around like a football"

Yo mama jokes always crack me up.

@thegerg: but what about one that REALLY stings

@thegerg: they don't hit hard enough, i want one that just hurts without swearing, come on get more creative greg!

Yo mama so fat she's the source of all gravity.

"How do you live like this?"

"It must be fun to have so much vast space between your ears"

"If i say i feel sorry , it means i care."

LMAO ! Good one, that was crackin !

He He. Works for me. ☺

Some more 'yo mama' jokes I came up with while pooping. You may or may not have heard of them before but I assure you, on my part they're original.

1. Yo mama so fat, avogadro's constant was derived from her mass.
2. Yo mama so fat, she went up in the space and the space came down with her.
3. Yo mama so fat, even Phileas Fogg couldn't travel around her in eighty days.
4. Yo mama so fat, her mass-energy equivalence is infinity.

I'm lost now, what clown?

Not my line, but it's definitely the best..

"you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" (Star Wars obviously).

"You spoony bard!"

You're explosive diarrhea from an elephant!

+1 internet if you know where this originated from.

@PsychoLemons: WHY YOU LITTLE!

You know where I got that reference from? ;)

@PsychoLemons: sounds like monty python

Not quite.=p

Keep trying.

You're so ugly you could be a modern art master piece.

@PsychoLemons: potato?