Before I pull out my shotgun

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#2 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

Oh. Then go ahead and use the 12.GamerForca

Yeah, just waiting for my neighbor to wake up. I've lost enough sleep these past few nights, I don't get much as is. That damn bird has been going for the past 7 hours non-stop.

#3 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

Does anyone know how to get rid of a fvcking mockingbird?

#4 Posted by The_Lipscomb (2194 posts) -

No.

#5 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

No.

The_Lipscomb

Well I know one sure-fire way.

#6 Posted by The_Lipscomb (2194 posts) -

[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"]

No.

br0kenrabbit

Well I know one sure-fire way.

Sounds good.
#7 Posted by tenaka2 (17040 posts) -

Does anyone know how to get rid of a fvcking mockingbird?

br0kenrabbit

Mockingbirds have a natural fear of earplugs, get some and put them in your ears when you are certain the mockingbird can see you doing it.

 

The Mockingbird with then stop singing.

 

#8 Posted by indzman (18024 posts) -

shoo it away ?

#9 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

 

Mockingbirds have a natural fear of earplugs, get some and put them in your ears when you are certain the mockingbird can see you doing it.

 

The Mockingbird with then stop singing.

 

tenaka2

I can't wear earplugs (or headphones) because of a condition involving my ear canals.

 

#10 Posted by TheWalkingGhost (5419 posts) -
This may help. to-kill-a-mockingbird.jpg
#11 Posted by lamprey263 (24135 posts) -
teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoying
#12 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoyinglamprey263

Which song do you think it would enjoy more; 20 guage or 12?

#13 Posted by GamerForca (7095 posts) -

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoyingbr0kenrabbit

Which song do you think it would enjoy more; 20 guage or 12?

Don't know if a 12 is necessary. Just use the 20.
#14 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

Don't know if a 12 is necessary. Just use the 20.GamerForca

No birdshot for the 20, though. I've got some buckshot.

#15 Posted by GamerForca (7095 posts) -

[QUOTE="GamerForca"] Don't know if a 12 is necessary. Just use the 20.br0kenrabbit

No birdshot for the 20, though. I've got some buckshot.

Oh. Then go ahead and use the 12.
#16 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

shoo it away ?

indzman

Mockingbirds will attack your ass. They're mean bastards.

#17 Posted by sukraj (23040 posts) -

Get rid of it.

#19 Posted by DevilMightCry (3495 posts) -

[QUOTE="GamerForca"]Oh. Then go ahead and use the 12.br0kenrabbit

Yeah, just waiting for my neighbor to wake up. I've lost enough sleep these past few nights, I don't get much as is. That damn bird has been going for the past 7 hours non-stop.

They sell pest control shells for 12GA. Also check local ordinance laws regarding discharging firearms. Good luck. I have a silenced AR15, so no knows when I kill rodents/pests.
#20 Posted by bobbetybob (19287 posts) -
Set fire to the tree it's in
#21 Posted by Iceozo (6531 posts) -

[QUOTE="indzman"]

shoo it away ?

br0kenrabbit

Mockingbirds will attack your ass. They're mean bastards.



Then defeat it in hand to beak combat. 

#22 Posted by Rattlesnake_8 (18414 posts) -
No you are doomed forever.
#23 Posted by coasterguy65 (6013 posts) -

I'd pick up a good pellet gun. Pick that feathered bitch off and no one will know.

#24 Posted by kickingcarpet (440 posts) -

Why do you have to kill it? Why does every American have to shoot everything. geesh

#25 Posted by m0zart (11568 posts) -

Why do you have to kill it? Why does every American have to shoot everything. geeshkickingcarpet

We love the environment and work hard to end noise pollution.

#26 Posted by Sajo7 (14049 posts) -
Hope you don't live in a residential area.
#27 Posted by KiIIyou (27146 posts) -
It just wantsta sing wif ya :3
#28 Posted by airshocker (29870 posts) -

Well if you're going to shoot it make sure you can legally fire your weapon within city limits.

#29 Posted by iskeethunters (925 posts) -
Call Eminem. He's gonna break it's neck.
#30 Posted by whipassmt (14034 posts) -

[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"]

No.

br0kenrabbit

Well I know one sure-fire way.

It's a sin to kill a mockingbird. They don't harm anybody.

#31 Posted by whipassmt (14034 posts) -

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoyingbr0kenrabbit

Which song do you think it would enjoy more; 20 guage or 12?

Teach it the Thong Song.

#32 Posted by Shottayouth13- (6806 posts) -
Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. - Atticus Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird #SaveMockingBirds2013
#33 Posted by ghoklebutter (19327 posts) -

Scream at it and throw rocks in its general direction. Also, where exactly is it located?

#34 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

 

 lol ripMrPraline

Emphasis on 'peace'. :|

#35 Posted by wizzardjeff (6696 posts) -
Bird seed + snare Using a gun is lame.
#36 Posted by konvikt_17 (22248 posts) -

Flypaper

#37 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

Scream at it and throw rocks in its general direction. Also, where exactly is it located?

ghoklebutter

On the ground, now.

#38 Posted by MrPraline (21321 posts) -

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

Scream at it and throw rocks in its general direction. Also, where exactly is it located?

br0kenrabbit

On the ground, now.

lol rip
#39 Posted by GamerForca (7095 posts) -
Rest In Pieces?
#40 Posted by whipassmt (14034 posts) -

This may help. to-kill-a-mockingbird.jpgTheWalkingGhost
Gregory Peck was a good man, defending that poor falsely accused man, Tom Robinson, and saving all those Jews and POWs from the Nazis

#41 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

mm

comments made by you in the past seem to have made me think you are

something about blinking lights bothering you

could've been someone else tho

coolbeans90

That's a form of Synesthesia...I hear blinking lights.

OCD is like...keep getting up to make sure the stove is off.

#42 Posted by br0kenrabbit (13040 posts) -

Actually, you do. Depending on the state, you may not be required to have a license to hunt, but you still need to do it in season. It's considered poaching out of season, private property or not.

WiiCubeM1

That's exactly what I mean. Dude, I got no sleep last night. :| Check out my post times in this thread.

#43 Posted by worlock77 (22547 posts) -

In tomorrow's paper: "man charged with reckless discharge of a firearm".

#44 Posted by RickySandstorum (82 posts) -

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoyingbr0kenrabbit

Which song do you think it would enjoy more; 20 guage or 12?

so that explains the noise I heard.
#45 Posted by metroidprime55 (17657 posts) -
Try mocking the mockingbird.
#46 Posted by zenogandia (912 posts) -

Behind the computer screen everyones tough. Stop bullcraping, you won't do shit. 

#47 Posted by coolbeans90 (21305 posts) -

Glad I stopped by this thread.

#48 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

Learn to deal with it.  Jesus, man, it's a bird singing.  I literally can't think of anything more inconsequential to get worked up over.

#49 Posted by LordShockTitan (209 posts) -

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]teach it something new to sing so it's not so annoyingbr0kenrabbit

Which song do you think it would enjoy more; 20 guage or 12?

20 for sure. I would leave it alone, it will eventually go away

#50 Posted by coolbeans90 (21305 posts) -

Learn to deal with it.  Jesus, man, it's a bird singing.  I literally can't think of anything more inconsequential to get worked up over.

theone86

iirc this guy is basically OCD