Animal Behavior, Are you picky where you take a dump

You know how some dogs you have to walk for blocks until they find that perfect spot to drop their load. Most people I know are the same way.

I am one for sure. I would never want to drop a load in a friends house or anyone else's house for that matter. If it's an emergency then there' not much choice.

Public bathrooms are the worse. I work in a grocery store and I see the disgusting people who go in there. People pee on the seats, don't flush, don't wash their hands, etc. On top of that they are often crowed and you hear weird noises like a guy sitting in a stool yapping on his phone, or just machine gun farts in another.

Are you picky?

I am physically unable to use the restroom in unfamiliar locations. I have no clue why but whenever I am in an unfamiliar place I have no urge to go, at all. My dogs have specific areas where they go to the bathroom too. They only go in a certain area in the backyard. :P

You know how some dogs you have to walk for blocks until they find that perfect spot to drop their load. Most people I know are the same way.

I am one for sure. I would never want to drop a load in a friends house or anyone else's house for that matter. If it's an emergency then there' not much choice.

Public bathrooms are the worse. I work in a grocery store and I see the disgusting people who go in there. People pee on the seats, don't flush, don't wash their hands, etc. On top of that they are often crowed and you hear weird noises like a guy sitting in a stool yapping on his phone, or just machine gun farts in another.

Are you picky?

Gamelova79

What always gets me is employee-only restrooms. Places where ONLY employees have access to the restrooms, and where that's the ONLY restroom that employees can use if they need to take a leak or a dump. And yet, you STILL see those toilets being covered with urine, or with feces smeared all across the seat.

And like, WHY?!

Firstly, if that's the only restroom that you're using, isn't it in your best interests to not pee and poop all over the seats, so that you don't have to sit on that **** the next time you need to use the restroom? I mean, it's bad enough to visit someone's home who you're never expeting to see again, and then urinate on that person's bed. But you wouldn't piss on your OWN bed, or smear boogers all over your OWN furniture.

And secondly, there's at least a decent chance that someone is going to be entering the employee restroom as soon as you leave the employee restroom. If they see diarhea sprayed all over the toilet and the mirror, then they are going to KNOW that YOU did it. And they're damn sure gonna tell all of your coworkers that you don't even know how to properly take a dump without ****ing that up. How does a person not even feel the least bit embarassed about that?

I can pee in public restrooms normally. If it's too disgusting though I just leave and hold it. #2, home bathroom/very familiar bathrooms only. :P

If I gotta go, I gotta go.

If I gotta go, I gotta go.

SgtKevali

If I have to drop the little un's off at the pool, I'd rather do it privately and comfortably perched on my own well-worn toilet seat.

well... for me I'm not quite as picky as some people do tend to be, but I have my preferences. If i absolutely have to go i'll use a public restroom although i prefer not to and I also prefer if it's reasonably clean. I try to avoid laying a load at a friends house, it's just kinda awkward when other people use your toilet to drop their loads.

Although I will say this, some people who use public restrooms do not seem to believe in courtesy flushing...which makes it even more unappealing to use one LOL.

I was at the gym not long ago and i had to go, wasn't an emergency but i felt it was important enough... Now i regret it, the seat was all sticky... ughh... :cry:Faber_Fighter

That's why you use TP on the seat before you sit down, or failing that just do it while standing over it.

I'd probably take a dump anywhere if I had to, and I have.

I cant use anyones toilet but my own,when i was in hospital last year for lung surgery i went 18 days without taking a dump,when i came out of hospital i was on toilet for hours and i had still had a tube stuck in my chest so everytime i squeezed i'd feel this 18cm tube stabbing me in the chest,also on tons of opiates so i was struggling anyway without the days build up and tube :)

[QUOTE="Faber_Fighter"]I was at the gym not long ago and i had to go, wasn't an emergency but i felt it was important enough... Now i regret it, the seat was all sticky... ughh... :cry:Sigh_han

Ewwww! Why didn't you wipe it with toilet paper first?

I would've scrubbed layers of skin off in the shower if i went through that.

[QUOTE="Faber_Fighter"]I was at the gym not long ago and i had to go, wasn't an emergency but i felt it was important enough... Now i regret it, the seat was all sticky... ughh... :cry:Tangmashi

That's why you use TP on the seat before you sit down, or failing that just do it while standing over it.

I'd probably take a dump anywhere if I had to, and I have.

thats been proven to only work if you wet the toilet paper,so either way it going to feel disgusting,then again placebo effect is better than no effect at all in that situations :)

I don't drop a big turd if i'm at a friends houses.

sometimes they don't flush down, plus I don't wanna stink up their house.

public toilet I don't care about taking a piss at a urinal, you don't have to touch anything if you're a dude.

I hate taking a dump though in a public toilet, you feel so exposed, if other people are in the cubicles next to you. Will only take a dump if i'm dying to go and can't wait to go home.

If it's an absolute emergency i'll go at a Friends house or in Public, but i try my best to only go #2 at home. :) plus the public TP is usually hard and thin and it takes a lot to get the job done. also i like to wet the TP to be clean which you can't do in a normal multiple stall bathroom. :P

If it's an absolute emergency i'll go at a Friends house or in Public, but i try my best to only go #2 at home. :) plus the public TP is usually hard and thin and it takes a lot to get the job done. also i like to wet the TP to be clean which you can't do in a normal multiple stall bathroom. :P

Starstatus

Wow wow wow how do you guys go weeks without pooping :o That's pretty epic i didn't know it was possible..sure you're not a bear?X360PS3AMD05

Morphine and will power is how i did it :) if you saw the sight of some of the people on that hospital ward you'd do the same,im 22 and second youngest person on my ward of 40 was in their 60's

I will not use public restrooms unless I aboslutely have to and at a friends house I will only pee.

Yeah I only go #2 in my own house. It's awkward to do it at a friend's place, or in a public restroom. Only if I REALLY need to will I use a public restroom

You know how some dogs you have to walk for blocks until they find that perfect spot to drop their load. Most people I know are the same way.

I am one for sure. I would never want to drop a load in a friends house or anyone else's house for that matter. If it's an emergency then there' not much choice.

Public bathrooms are the worse. I work in a grocery store and I see the disgusting people who go in there. People pee on the seats, don't flush, don't wash their hands, etc. On top of that they are often crowed and you hear weird noises like a guy sitting in a stool yapping on his phone, or just machine gun farts in another.

Are you picky?

Gamelova79

No, not really. I've dropped plenty of deuces in the woods.

When I gotta go, I gotta go even if it means taking a shovel and digging a hole. So long as I have some water to wash with afterwards. I've been to some really nasty places. So I'm not too picky.

But, I do have favorites though. My least favorite is a Turkish toilet with looked more like a shower stall with a hole in the middle instead of a drain. My second least favorite is the traditional Japanese toilet. In both, I have to squat instead of sitting down. That means I can't really stay too long. With modern western-style toilets, I can sit down for an hour and not get tired.

For those of you who avoid public restrooms, you could always crap while hovering over the seat, thats only if you have mad skills like me though8)

What about dumping a load in a stall, running out of toilet paper and realizing the guy who used the stall last smeared crap on the exiting stall handle?

I don't get those european toilets either. It would take getting use to water splashing up my butt to clean.

i'll take a dump in most places, unless it's disgusting looking. i wish the store i work at had an employee bathroom, but unfortunately it doesn't, so i gotta poop in the same bathroom as the commoners.

My first choice is to always do #2 at home, but every now and then I have no choice. There's a continuum of desperation needed to use a certain type of bathroom. A real nice, clean public restroom needs a low level of desperation to use. A port-o-let is at the other end, I would have to have absolutely no other recourse before I would sit down in one of those.