Accidently farted in a disabled woman's face :\

So I'm walking to the public toilets and am really in dire need to get there as fast as possible. As I'm walking to the toilets I am letting out little silent farts against my will. As I'm near the toilets there was a crowd of people in the way so I made my way through them, although they barely let me through so it took me a while. Eventually I got near the end of the crowd and within 30 feet of the public toilets but the last group of people in front of me refused to move. As you can imagine, I'm farting like crazy.

A woman in a wheel chair began making her way through the crowd and as you can imagine the people immediately let her through as she was disabled which is fair enough. But just as she wheeled past my backside, head height with my ass, I, at no fought of my own, let out a huge squeaky fart right into her face. Everyone heard it and stared at me. The girl in the wheel chair looked disgusted. I apologised to her and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. Due to everyone hearing me fart they now had no problem of getting the hell out of my way.

Easily the most embarrassing moment of my entire life:|

Whats the most embarrassing moment of your life?

As I'm walking to the toilets I am letting out little silent farts against my will.

The_Gaming_Baby

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

So you didn't even get to poop?chilly-chill

lol

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

bats94

.Mkavanaugh77

[QUOTE="Mkavanaugh77"].ZumaJones07

[QUOTE="bats94"]

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

Pirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="bats94"]

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

The_Gaming_Baby

I must be immature because at 26 I still find farts hilarious. :P

F*cking hell, now I'm definitely not going to get any sleep! :lol:

I sort of want to get this on a shirt.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="bats94"]

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

The_Gaming_Baby

That Basturd was threatening me with a dentention because I didn't have the ability to hold it in! (I was like 10 when this occurred; I was really scared of him, lol.) What's worse is that he done this infront of all the other kids in hall! (As if I wasn't embarrassed enough?) This high level of humiliality led to me just exploding in anger! Calling him every foul mouthed word I can think of and threatening him with all heaps of trouble (The sight of fear in this guy's eyes was hilarious. A 40+ year old man afraid of a little kid, lolololol.) before storming out of the hall in rage.

Apparently that ordeal has resulted in me becoming a legend at both the school and in the eyes of my friends. :lol:

I'm sorry but I don't think I had ever laughed so much reading a thread, but I imagine it must've been torture.Kaze_no_Mirai

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]This reminds me off one time in class when this chinese kid farted during silent reading hour. It was like a machine gun going off. I was in tears. I was laughing so hard the teacher threw me out of class though. :lol:

GamingGod999

That Basturd was threatening me with a dentention because I didn't have the ability to hold it in! (I was like 10 when this occurred; I was really scared of him, lol.) What's worse is that he done this infront of all the other kids in hall! (As if I wasn't embarrassed enough?) This high level of humiliality led to me just exploding in anger! Calling him every foul mouthed word I can think of and threatening him with all heaps of trouble (The sight of fear in this guy's eyes was hilarious. A 40+ year old man afraid of a little kid, lolololol.) before storming out of the hall in rage.

Apparently that ordeal has resulted in me becoming a legend at both the school and in the eyes of my friends. :lol:

I barfed during school once. It sucks that had to happen.

[QUOTE="GamingGod999"]

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"] haha I remember once in assembly we were all sitting on the floor listening to our head teacher. The kid two rows in front of me suddenly farted loud, his ass literally vibrated against the wooden floor. It was such an odd sound. I was in tears laughing my ass offbats94

That Basturd was threatening me with a dentention because I didn't have the ability to hold it in! (I was like 10 when this occurred; I was really scared of him, lol.) What's worse is that he done this infront of all the other kids in hall! (As if I wasn't embarrassed enough?) This high level of humiliality led to me just exploding in anger! Calling him every foul mouthed word I can think of and threatening him with all heaps of trouble (The sight of fear in this guy's eyes was hilarious. A 40+ year old man afraid of a little kid, lolololol.) before storming out of the hall in rage.

Apparently that ordeal has resulted in me becoming a legend at both the school and in the eyes of my friends. :lol:

[QUOTE="GamingGod999"]

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"] haha I remember once in assembly we were all sitting on the floor listening to our head teacher. The kid two rows in front of me suddenly farted loud, his ass literally vibrated against the wooden floor. It was such an odd sound. I was in tears laughing my ass offbats94

That Basturd was threatening me with a dentention because I didn't have the ability to hold it in! (I was like 10 when this occurred; I was really scared of him, lol.) What's worse is that he done this infront of all the other kids in hall! (As if I wasn't embarrassed enough?) This high level of humiliality led to me just exploding in anger! Calling him every foul mouthed word I can think of and threatening him with all heaps of trouble (The sight of fear in this guy's eyes was hilarious. A 40+ year old man afraid of a little kid, lolololol.) before storming out of the hall in rage.

Apparently that ordeal has resulted in me becoming a legend at both the school and in the eyes of my friends. :lol:

[QUOTE="TAMKFan"]

I barfed during school once. It sucks that had to happen.

Mkavanaugh77

[QUOTE="bats94"][QUOTE="GamingGod999"] When I was at Juniors school we had a music assembly every Thursday, where all the years would come into the hall and meet to sing songs/hymns together. However, in one of these assemblies I had been dealing with a really bad stomache ache throughout the day, which led to me farting uncontrollably throughout the ceremony. Once this had happened me and my friends began to laugh ferociously, capturing the headteacher's attention and landing us in trouble for "inappropiate behaviour".

That Basturd was threatening me with a dentention because I didn't have the ability to hold it in! (I was like 10 when this occurred; I was really scared of him, lol.) What's worse is that he done this infront of all the other kids in hall! (As if I wasn't embarrassed enough?) This high level of humiliality led to me just exploding in anger! Calling him every foul mouthed word I can think of and threatening him with all heaps of trouble (The sight of fear in this guy's eyes was hilarious. A 40+ year old man afraid of a little kid, lolololol.) before storming out of the hall in rage.

Apparently that ordeal has resulted in me becoming a legend at both the school and in the eyes of my friends. :lol:

Pirate700

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"]

As I'm walking to the toilets I am letting out little silent farts against my will.

Pirate700

So I'm walking to the public toilets and am really in dire need to get there as fast as possible. As I'm walking to the toilets I am letting out little silent farts against my will. As I'm near the toilets there was a crowd of people in the way so I made my way through them, although they barely let me through so it took me a while. Eventually I got near the end of the crowd and within 30 feet of the public toilets but the last group of people in front of me refused to move. As you can imagine, I'm farting like crazy.

A woman in a wheel chair began making her way through the crowd and as you can imagine the people immediatelylet her through as he was disabled which is fair enough. But just as she wheeled past my backside, head height with my ass, I, at no fought of my own, let out a huge squeaky fart right into her face. Everyone heard it and stared at me. The girl in the wheel chair looked disgusted. I apologised to her and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. Due to everyone hearing me fart they now had no problem of getting the hell out of my way.

Easily the most embarrassing moment of my entire life:|

Whats the most embarrassing moment of your life?

The_Gaming_Baby

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]This reminds me off one time in class when this chinese kid farted during silent reading hour. It was like a machine gun going off. I was in tears. I was laughing so hard the teacher threw me out of class though. :lol:

Pirate700

I must be immature because at 26 I still find farts hilarious. :P

Should have slapped her with your sausage tooKiIIyou

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="bats94"]

Farting? Happens to me quite a bit during classes. When I let one out the whole class breaks down in laughter (usually), but one time my History teacher was laughing as well. It's fun to break the silence with one.

The_Gaming_Baby

Lol I have many hilarious and embarrassing moments from my school days concerning farting, whether it was me or someone else. Perhaps the most embarrassing for me was in an assembly where I desperately needed the toilet. I was hanging on extremely well under the circumstances lol, but started to build up a sweat from all my effort to hold on. Needing a pee so badly unfortunately was an untimely distraction from other "areas", and uncontrollably let loose a devastating fart that attracted everyones attention. Without thinking, I immediately ignored everyone's glare and turned to the person behind me in a laughable attempt to place the blame of them, all the while my face went horribly red with embarrassment. I may have got away with it (apart from my friends who knew soon after) but one of the most awkward moments of my school life without a doubt lol :lol:

Should have slapped her with your sausage tooKiIIyou

LMAO! :lol:

Just remember that she's sitting low. Much easier to punch you in the stones, especially when bending over to sound off.

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Should have slapped her with your sausage tooheartless4ever

haha:lol:

That was funny as **** :lol:

Reminds me of the times when kids would fart super loud when we did sit ups in PE and everyone would be laughing and denying who did it.

Most embarrassing moment of my life was earlier I was when riding my wheelchair (I'm disabled) through a crowd of people. Just as I was about to get through this jackass guy farted right in my face. Everyone saw and I was so embarrassed. Luckily for him, he got the hell out of there before I could retaliate.

Most embarrassing moment of my life was earlier I was when riding my wheelchair (I'm disabled) through a crowd of people. Just as I was about to get through this jackass guy farted right in my face. Everyone saw and I was so embarrassed. Luckily for him, he got the hell out of there before I could retaliate.

BPoole96

[QUOTE="BPoole96"]

Most embarrassing moment of my life was earlier I was when riding my wheelchair (I'm disabled) through a crowd of people. Just as I was about to get through this jackass guy farted right in my face. Everyone saw and I was so embarrassed. Luckily for him, he got the hell out of there before I could retaliate.

Heisenburg-DEA

No but that would have made it up to me

That sir is gold.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"]

As I'm walking to the toilets I am letting out little silent farts against my will.

Hexagon_777

This =P

the OP made me laugh so unbelievably hard.. am I a bad person?001011000101101

[QUOTE="001011000101101"]the OP made me laugh so unbelievably hard.. am I a bad person?The_Gaming_Baby