Today at 12:33 PM, a bee decided to ambush me at my computer. The events that ensued will be remembered forever. I was hearing a buzzing noise at my computer. I then looked to my right and saw a WILD BEEDRILL. I picked up the book next to my computer and engaged in battle with this foe. He landed the curtain of my window, and I moved in to engage. I hit him, but it was simply not enough to kill a skilled adversary such as this one. He fell to the floor, and I dropped my weapon, thinking this **** was dead. He wasnt. He took flight once more, this time, I was unarmed. I picked up a lighter magazine and started to swing at it as it was flying at me. I nearly hit him, but he flew back and landed in my Paper Shredder. **** I kicked at it. I shook it. Nothing. I finallty knocked it over, shredded paper was now all over my floor, but there he was. Crawling out of the wreckage was Beedrill. I walked over and struck the deathblow. It was over. I had slain him.
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