A girl help thread: 4 YOU!

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#1 Posted by TheHighWind (3764 posts) -

Alright boys, you can learn from my mistake. Every word of this is true.

When dating a woman, never under any circumstances take her to a buffet.

 

Here's why:

She's going to get the salad.

You're going to get the steak and mashed potatoes smothered in fried chicken.

She's going to get dessert.

You're going to get 4 plates of meat.

There is going to be a massive amount of time where she is just sitting there watching you eat bbq'd ribs like a barbarian.

 

So folks, don't make the same mistake I did and take a girl to a buffet.

 

Similar experiences, in other words:

 

You, OT?

#2 Posted by Kats_RK (2079 posts) -

I ended up puking sushi in front of the person i like.My advice...try not to puke sushi.

#3 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -

I can think of better, simpler reasons to avoid buffets, date or otherwise.

#4 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14360 posts) -

When I hear buffets, I think of stale, lukewarm food that people sneezed by, coughed on, or touched. Yuk!

#5 Posted by LJS9502_basic (150066 posts) -
Ah generalizations. Everyone is different though why anyone would want to eat food the general public has been slobbering around is beyond me. Never eat at a buffet.
#6 Posted by TheHighWind (3764 posts) -

I didn't realize we had blue bloods up in here..

 

lol

#7 Posted by gamah_killah (13020 posts) -
Took a friend out to the buffet. Couldn't even get to those mistakes because she fell and broke her ankle before we could even sit down.
#8 Posted by sonicare (53448 posts) -

I think there are other obvious reasons not to take your date to the buffet.  Seems kind of cheap and tasteless.

#9 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14360 posts) -

I didn't realize we had blue bloods up in here..

 

lol

TheHighWind

I eat bad food just as much as the next person--maybe even more--but there's some things where you gotta draw the line, man.  :P

 

BTW: I think it's amusing how this thread goes from a potential girl help thread to a discussion about the downsides of buffet style eating estaablishments.  

#10 Posted by br0kenrabbit (12795 posts) -

Alright boys, you can learn from my mistake. Every word of this is true.

When dating a woman, never under any circumstances take her to a buffet.

 

Here's why:

She's going to get the salad.

You're going to get the steak and mashed potatoes smothered in fried chicken.

She's going to get dessert.

You're going to get 4 plates of meat.

There is going to be a massive amount of time where she is just sitting there watching you eat bbq'd ribs like a barbarian.

 

So folks, don't make the same mistake I did and take a girl to a buffet.

 

Similar experiences, in other words:

 

You, OT?

TheHighWind

But a salad is the most delicious thing on your list. Why I gotta eat BBQ? :(

#11 Posted by Explosive_Bagel (156 posts) -
What about Swiss Chalet or something?
#12 Posted by LeBump (88 posts) -
I dont think a girl is going to want a second date after taking her to a buffet...lol.
#13 Posted by binpink (9095 posts) -

The salad's probably the least germed up stuff on the buffet.  And if the buffet isn't too expensive then at least you paid less for a salad there than you would at an expensive restaurant.