Alright boys, you can learn from my mistake. Every word of this is true.
When dating a woman, never under any circumstances take her to a buffet.
She's going to get the salad.
You're going to get the steak and mashed potatoes smothered in fried chicken.
She's going to get dessert.
You're going to get 4 plates of meat.
There is going to be a massive amount of time where she is just sitting there watching you eat bbq'd ribs like a barbarian.
So folks, don't make the same mistake I did and take a girl to a buffet.
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