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2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines

Two Russian tourists who challengedaFloridalaw prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in theUnited States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

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I especially love the last part about the racoon... oh god :lol:

hahaha you americans cant be toohappy with all those russians raping your animals, i guess :P

I also once read about a farmer in the middle east who was caught having sex with one of his sheeps by one of his neighbours... and later, he had to marry it :lol: serves him right!

Opinions?

Why, of all animals, would you pick a porcupine? That's just asking for trouble. :lol:

*Literal facepalm* I mean seriously, why? Incidently what is this with all these news stories with Russians having sex and causing great harm or death to themselves?

in america, you **** porcupine

in mother russia, porcupine ****s you!

lol, you know what the saddest part of the story is? The fact that such a law even exists. Its sad when people need to be told not to have sex with the spiky animal in the woods. :lol:II_Seraphim_II

To be honest I think they just made the law so something like this would happen, just for a laugh.

Why do people always want sex with animals? Don't they know that's how STIs started? AIDS came from a guy bangin' a monkey for crying out loud!Pyro767

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]lol, you know what the saddest part of the story is? The fact that such a law even exists. Its sad when people need to be told not to have sex with the spiky animal in the woods. :lol:Ek-Andy

To be honest I think they just made the law so something like this would happen, just for a laugh.

um.. stupid people is stupid.. :|

[QUOTE="Ek-Andy"]

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]lol, you know what the saddest part of the story is? The fact that such a law even exists. Its sad when people need to be told not to have sex with the spiky animal in the woods. :lol:II_Seraphim_II

To be honest I think they just made the law so something like this would happen, just for a laugh.

:lol: thats the worst case of beer (whiskey?) goggles ive ever heard.

:lol: thats the worst case of beer (whiskey?) goggles ive ever heard.

LoG-Sacrament

[QUOTE="Ek-Andy"]

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]lol, you know what the saddest part of the story is? The fact that such a law even exists. Its sad when people need to be told not to have sex with the spiky animal in the woods. :lol:II_Seraphim_II

To be honest I think they just made the law so something like this would happen, just for a laugh.

:lol: thats the worst case of beer (whiskey?) goggles ive ever heard.

They went from Florida to L.A. with porcupine needles in their genetalia?

When most people see a law that prohibits sex with porcupines, they don't wonder why.

Obviously, these guys aren't like most people.

I especially love the last part about the racoon... oh god :lol:

hahaha you americans cant be toohappy with all those russians raping your animals, i guess :P

I also once read about a farmer in the middle east who was caught having sex with one of his sheeps by one of his neighbours... and later, he had to marry it :lol: serves him right!

Opinions?

escapeoftheape

Ah Russia, good old Russia. ;)

ummmmm WTF ?:

I really laughed hard, Im a law school student and I had no idea that such a regulation could exist :lol: ? whats the value or the principle behind a legal regulation that prohibits people to have sexual intercourse with either porcupines or raccoons?

Inflammed penises... *shudder*