1/200 women claim virgin pregnancies. Similarly with Jesus?

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#1 Edited by MakeMeaSammitch (3917 posts) -

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/1-200-women-39-ve-had-39-virgin-194000952.html

"Of those, 31% had made a "chastity pledge" of the type popular among Christian groups. The research was published in the British Medical Journal."

basically means they were whores and won't fess up to it.

Serious question. Is it possible that all of Christianity is based upon adultery and lying?

#2 Edited by Master_Live (14673 posts) -

Or they got raped by the Ghostwriter.

#3 Edited by thegerg (15278 posts) -

Having sex =/= being a whore

#4 Posted by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

#5 Edited by the_bi99man (11047 posts) -

In a related story, 1 in 200 women are sexually active, but forced by their church groups into such deep levels of shame over their natural urges, that they would rather carry on their whole lives with a ridiculous and obvious lie than face their likely abusive fathers and "friends".

#6 Posted by ad1x2 (5628 posts) -

Wonder how many of them consider themselves "technical" virgins. Most are lying but some may just be complete morons.

#7 Edited by 4myAmuzumament (1750 posts) -

jesus lived a lie hinting his father was joseph when jesus was actually his own fatherself. and god watched.

#8 Posted by foxhound_fox (88439 posts) -

I'm really amazed that immaculate conception is still a belief these days. We understand how the reproductive process works and know that getting sperm on the vulva, even if there is no penetration, can lead to pregnancy.

#9 Posted by Nengo_Flow (9770 posts) -

girls can get pregnant without having sex.

For example, if shes bumping and grinding or sitting on a guys lap and he is so horny that he ejaculates right there even tho they are both still wearing clothes, becuz her vagina and just ejaculating penis are so close in proximity (by grinding/dry hopping/spooning/sitting on a guys laps thats way too excited) sperm could (and there are cases where it has) get through their clothes and into he vagina.

#10 Edited by thegerg (15278 posts) -
@foxhound_fox said:

I'm really amazed that immaculate conception is still a belief these days. We understand how the reproductive process works and know that getting sperm on the vulva, even if there is no penetration, can lead to pregnancy.


The immaculate conception really has nothing to do with virgin birth/virgin pregnancy or the biology of reproduction, but rather with beliefs of original sin.

#11 Posted by brucewayne69 (2861 posts) -

So much euphoria in this thread wow

#12 Posted by Iffy350 (8345 posts) -

1/200 women walked into a door.

#13 Posted by MakeMeaSammitch (3917 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

lying about having sex makes you a whore.

#14 Edited by Makhaidos (1614 posts) -

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

lying about having sex makes you a whore.

What if you lie about having more sex than you've actually had? Does that make you a hypothetical whore?

#15 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

#16 Edited by chessmaster1989 (29312 posts) -

Eh, it's hard to take survey data too seriously when there's no incentive for truthful response.

#17 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36805 posts) -

@Nengo_Flow said:

girls can get pregnant without having sex.

For example, if shes bumping and grinding or sitting on a guys lap and he is so horny that he ejaculates right there even tho they are both still wearing clothes, becuz her vagina and just ejaculating penis are so close in proximity (by grinding/dry hopping/spooning/sitting on a guys laps thats way too excited) sperm could (and there are cases where it has) get through their clothes and into he vagina.

hahahahahaha
That was sensational

#18 Edited by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

#19 Posted by Gargus (2147 posts) -

1 out of 200 women also are whores and when they get pregnant claim to be virgins so people don't think they are sex whores......only attention whores.

#20 Posted by moix123 (67 posts) -

there is no one to defend this :P so i believe whore is the correct word.

#21 Posted by wis3boi (31382 posts) -

#22 Posted by Iszdope (10015 posts) -

^

Dat's racist.

#23 Posted by Planeforger (15730 posts) -

I've never really understood the whole virgin birth thing.

Wouldn't it have been really weird back then for a Jewish couple to make no attempts to have children within a whole year of being married? I mean, I know hey would have barely been teenagers, but that didn't stop anyone 2000 years ago.

#24 Posted by playmynutz (5983 posts) -

@Planeforger: Not sure how was it 2000 years ago but I also wonder similar how the "whole virgin birth thing" would be in 2013

#25 Edited by -Renegade (8340 posts) -

Maybe they are really hermaphrodites

#26 Edited by ad1x2 (5628 posts) -

@moix123 said:

there is no one to defend this :P so i believe whore is the correct word.

Technically the right word would be slut. The word whore is another word for prostitute and implies that they were being paid for sexual services while slut means they are giving it up for free.

#27 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

Yeah, that would be a big deal. That doesn't mean that the girls are lying for that reason.

#28 Posted by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

Yeah, that would be a big deal. That doesn't mean that the girls are lying for that reason.

I suppose there is the whole "Our religious leader would kill us if he found out we had pre-marital sex"

#29 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

Yeah, that would be a big deal. That doesn't mean that the girls are lying for that reason.

I suppose there is the whole "Our religious leader would kill us if he found out we had pre-marital sex"

That, or maybe the fact that they'd be labeled a "whore" by ignorant assholes for participating in sexual activities.

#30 Posted by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

Yeah, that would be a big deal. That doesn't mean that the girls are lying for that reason.

I suppose there is the whole "Our religious leader would kill us if he found out we had pre-marital sex"

That, or maybe the fact that they'd be labeled a "whore" by ignorant assholes for participating in sexual activities.

Well, as someone said previously, having sex and lying about it, is very whore-like behavior.

So it's like convincing someone you're not a murderer, by murdering people.

#31 Posted by Shottayouth13- (6803 posts) -

1 in 200 women are fucking liars.

#32 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

I highly doubt that's the reason that they're lying.

If having a piece of toast with Jesus on it, makes you famous for 15 minutes.

Imagine giving birth to the messiah...

Yeah, that would be a big deal. That doesn't mean that the girls are lying for that reason.

I suppose there is the whole "Our religious leader would kill us if he found out we had pre-marital sex"

That, or maybe the fact that they'd be labeled a "whore" by ignorant assholes for participating in sexual activities.

Well, as someone said previously, having sex and lying about it, is very whore-like behavior.

So it's like convincing someone you're not a murderer, by murdering people.

Lying is liar-like behavior, not exactly whore-like.

#33 Posted by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

Well, as someone said previously, having sex and lying about it, is very whore-like behavior.

So it's like convincing someone you're not a murderer, by murdering people.

Lying is liar-like behavior, not exactly whore-like.

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

Having sex =/= being a whore

Having sex, and lying about it to become the famous "mother of the messiah"

Maybe not a whore, but a fraud.

lying about having sex makes you a whore.

I'm with Sammitch on this one.

#34 Edited by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420:

Then maybe y'all need to look up what the word "whore" means. It's got nothing to do with being a liar.

#35 Edited by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420:

Then maybe y'all need to look up what the word "whore" means. It's got nothing to do with being a liar.

Again, lying about having sex, is whorish behavior.

#36 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420:

Then maybe y'all need to look up what the word "whore" means. It's got nothing to do with being a liar.

Again, lying about having sex, is whorish behavior.

No. Look up what that word means.

#37 Edited by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420:

Then maybe y'all need to look up what the word "whore" means. It's got nothing to do with being a liar.

Again, lying about having sex, is whorish behavior.

No. Look up what that word means.

Denotation =/= Connotation

#38 Posted by thegerg (15278 posts) -

@Nibroc420: In what way is it whore-like to lie about having sex?

#39 Edited by Brain_Duster (404 posts) -

Jesus' parents both had visions from God.

I know what you're thinking: That's just how the story goes. Do you feel the need to point out that magic isn't real when you read a fantasy book?

#40 Edited by Nibroc420 (13567 posts) -

@Brain_Duster said:

Jesus' parents both had visions from God.

I know what you're thinking: That's just how the story goes. Do you feel the need to point out that magic isn't real when you read a fantasy book?

Jesus's Father was God.

God had a vision from God?

#41 Edited by Brain_Duster (404 posts) -

@Nibroc420 said:

@Brain_Duster said:

Jesus' parents both had visions from God.

I know what you're thinking: That's just how the story goes. Do you feel the need to point out that magic isn't real when you read a fantasy book?

Jesus's Father was God.

God had a vision from God?

lol oh yah.

Jesus' mother and adoptive father*

#42 Edited by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -

Invitro fertilization.

Also, what defines a female virgin? Penetration, or penile penetration?

I believe there's female toys that have can ejaculate, and you can load them with various liquids. Sperm could be one of them, thus a pregnant virgin.

#43 Posted by PernicioEnigma (5374 posts) -

@MakeMeaSammitch:

@Nibroc420 said:

@thegerg said:

@Nibroc420:

Then maybe y'all need to look up what the word "whore" means. It's got nothing to do with being a liar.

Again, lying about having sex, is whorish behavior.

It makes you a liar, plain and simple. "Whore" is just a word jealous people use to describe people who are having more sex than them.

#44 Posted by moix123 (67 posts) -

@ad1x2: not free actually, they want something in return, some sluts/whore target rich brats too and we all know the reason why.

#45 Posted by killerfist (19815 posts) -

so 1/200 women lies about having sex

#46 Edited by MakeMeaSammitch (3917 posts) -

Could this be the origin of Christianity? A woman lying about cheating on her husband.

#47 Posted by m0zart (11568 posts) -

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

Could this be the origin of Christianity? A woman lying about cheating on her husband.

Her betrothed. They weren't quite "married" yet when he found out.

Not that it matters, since betrothal was also binding.