I give this trolling attempt a 5 out of 10. It sure is an ambitious attempt, but it's too easy for anyone with half a brain to put 2 and 2 together and see why it can't be true.
Mario Kart > Burnout Paradise.
Final Fantasy 7 > Final Fantasy XIII
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory > Splinter Cell Conviction
GTA Vice City > GTA 4
Quite simple really...
Here's a very simple way to see it: would GTA Vice City be possible on the SNES, with super super super downgraded graphics, without sacrificing gameplay?
No, but there are better, more fun games on the SNES than were on last generation...