Ok, this has been a terrible year for us Splinter Cell fans. Not only the new game looks like a third person Call of Duty, not only they replaced 10 years-running Sam Fisher's voice Michael Ironside with some bland nobody half the required age, but now they announced the actor chosen to play Sam in the upcoming movie is this f*ckface:
Does he look like a rugged 50 years old veteran? No. He looks like some 35 years old assh*le you would see in a Gucci commercial. Oh and the icing on the cake: the script is being written by the guy who wrote AEon Flux. Beautiful, simply f*cking beautiful.