Final fantasy jokes!

I just recently found out that exsist Final Fantasy jokes. So Im making this topic so we laugh a little about waht we love the most. So please If you find a funny joke please post it here:D

Like I will:

I have one:D

Why is FFVI afraid of FFVII?

Because FFVII VIII FFIX:lol:

Yah, sorry.... I just had to say it:P

why is FF(6) afraid of FF(7)>? because 7 8(ate) 9. lol. that's what chaosmaker was joking about.Akbip

Yah, thats what I meant:P

[QUOTE="Akbip"]why is FF(6) afraid of FF(7)>? because 7 8(ate) 9. lol. that's what chaosmaker was joking about.chaosmakerX

Yah, thats what I meant:P

:lol: Now, I got it. Silly me. :P

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176

This may not be an FF joke, but here goes.

Why does Light from Death Note like Christmas so much?

No L! :lol:

ha ha ha!!!

nice jokes!!!:D

Ok another one, maybe some of you know the original version but whatever:

While working on a cruise ship, a magician performed the same tricks each week since he always had a new audience. Problem was, the captain had a chocobo who saw each show and figured out how the magician did his tricks.
"Wark, it's in the hat!" The chocobo would yell.
or
"Wark! All the cards are the ace of spades."

The audience would roar with laughter, angering the magician, but he couldn't do anything since it was the captain's priced chocobo. One day, however, the ship hit some foul weather and sank. The mage survived-but he found himself adrift on a piece of wreckage with the chocobo. They floated for days without uttering a word until finally the chocobo turned to the mage.

"Wark! Okay! I GIVE UP,"he said. "What did u do with the ship?"

Dont talk like that or someone may use chocobo as living buoy for his boat:D:P

Got another one:

FFX:

Lulu: Wakka, what kind of an idiot are you?!?

Wakka: Uh, Lulu I dont know what kinds are there?

Lulu:!?...

LOL I'm full of them, another:

FFVII:

(Yuffie is holding a PSP in her hand and watching a movie)

RedXIII: Yuff what do you have there???

Yuffie: Oh man its a PSP, duh! Where were you born? In a cave?!

RedXIII: Yea, how do you know?(answers happy)

ha ha ha !!:P

nice!!

I think RedXIII actually took that as a compliment. :lol:frostbourne

Well yeah that's the point of the joke, he didn't sense any sarcasm:D He actually thought she guessed:lol:

I just thought of this one the other day...

Q: What do you call Sephiroth when he comes to your door wearing a suit and handing out pamphlets?

A: A Jenova's Witness

Whenever someone asks my religion I always say Jenovas witness because FF is all i really care about. And then they always say I said it wrong and then I have to explain it and then its just annoying.

funy joke though