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More support conversations incoming.

MUxMaribelle C

U: Crepuscule... Crepuscule... What did that mean again?
M: Are you studying, MU?
U: Oh, hello, Maribelle. Just reading up a bit.
M: Reading up, how lovely. I hadn't realized the lowborn read at all!
U: Did you just drop by to look down your nose at me, or was there something else?
M: A noble's nose engages in no such activities! I was sincerely impressed. If my turn of phrase offended, I apologize. Forgive me?
U: Er, all right. I take it back. But was there something you needed?
M: Yes. I had hoped to learn more about you.
U: Me? Why me? I'm not that interesting, you know.
M: Can you fault me for being curious about an amnesiac with a genius for strategy? You've also earned quite a bit of trust from my dear friend Lissa. It's only natural that I'd want to learn more about the stranger in our midst. I suppose you might simply say that I hoped we could become...friends. Unless you object, of course.
U: No, I don't object, per se. But... weren't we already friends?
M: Oh, I'm pleased to hear you say that, MU!
U: Heh! You really can be sweet sometimes, Maribelle. Well then, ask away. If I know the answer, I'm happy to tell it.
M: Oh, lovely! That's very kind. Well, then... Tell me about the quaint customs of the unwashed masses from whence you come? I'm especially interested in this "slang" of which you brutes seem so fond...
U: ...I take back what I said, and then I take back the take-back before that.

Lon'quxMiriel B

L: I told you not to let this happen again!
M: You did.
L: So why is this your seventh brush with death in a week? The falling rocks and being swept off by the river I can perhaps understand... But you just stepped in front of a cart! A cart full of... of very loud minstrels!
M: Yes. But I saw you coming as well.
L: And you just assumed I'd save you?
M: That was my hypothesis, yes. The first few instances were accidents, but they raised a curious question. Was my attendant increase in heart rate purely the result of proximal danger?
L: Say that in words a human can understand.
M: A second situational cause could be postulated: proximity to you. Perhaps contact with someone unfamiliar was the cause of my momentary excitation. The only way to be sure was to collect data, which entailed replicating the experiment.
L: So you had to keep trying to die so I could keep saving you? What if I'd been too slow?
M: An incisive criticism. My methodology failed to prepare for that contingincy.
L: For a smart woman, you sure are dumb. So understand this- That was the last time I'm pulling you out of the fire! I'm uncomfortable enough around women as it is. I don't need you making it worse.
M: A categorical aversion to woment? Curious. Does this extend to, say, a female cat?
L: What? No. Cats all look the same to me.
M: What about primates? Statues of women? Perhaps a female cadaver?
L: I'm pretending you stopped at statues.
M: Is your reflec physical, or psychological? This merits a most rigorous investigation!
L: I'm starting to wish I'd let those minstrels run you down...
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SullyxStahl S

SU: *Pant, pant* All right! Enough... I.. I yield. *Wheeze* Gods, Stahl. You're a damn beast today.
ST: *Pant* It's all thanks to your training, Sully.
SU: No one made you strong. You were tought to begin with.
ST: So does this mark the end of Sully's regn of terror?
SU: For today. But there's always tomorrow.
ST: I knew you weren't going to give up quietly. You've always worked harder and aspired higher than anyone. You're amazing.
SU: yeah, well, I never could've done it without you around. It's easy to keep on the path when you've got someone walking beside you. You're about the best training partner I've ever had.
ST: Um, yeah. Well, maybe I could be more than just a... training partner?
SU: Wait, what are you... Stahl, are you giving me a ring?
ST: Yeah. It's a... wedding ring. I', still more Mouse than Panther most days. But with you at my side, I can become the man and knight I aspire to be. And I want to be there to spur you along, too. ...Not that you need it.
SU: That's a pretty bold offer, Mr. Mouse.
ST: Yeah, I may look confident, but I'm about to soil my good pair of trousers. If it weren't for you, I'd never be able to ask something like this. You're my courage, Sully.
SU: That's actually very sweet. ...You know what? I accept. We've got a long ways to go, but I'd have no other traveling companion. It's you and me to the end, Stahl.
ST: Then here's to the new Bull and Panther!


NowixGregor C

N: Heya, gramps!
G: "Gramps"? What is this "gramps"? If Gregor is "gramps," then little girl is great-great-great-great-granny.
N: So you know how old I am, huh? Weird. Most people can't stop talking about how young I look.
G: Is just, how you say, flatulence? No, wait. ...Flippery? ...Flatness? ...Gregor does not remember. Is that word when people say lies to make other person feel better.
N: No idea what you're talking about. Anyway, I have something to ask you.
G: If you want borrow money, answer is no. Gregor is poor like beggar.
N: Yes, I know that. That's why I want to give you something.
G: You give Gregor shiny gold coin?
N: No, Chrom doesn't let me have money. I always end up losing it.
G: Agreed. Gregor too is sooner trusting senile squirrel with life savings!
N: Hey, for your information, I happen to be quite smart! I just don't care about money, is all. Us manaketes don't use it much.
G: Ah, is very good. Money is root of evil. So then, what you give Gregor?
N: I knitted you a big, wooly sweater! See? It's got shoulder pads built in!
G: ...Now this looks like "gramps" clothing. Also, Gregor is no good in sweater. Is too hot, yes?
N: Yeah, but this one is really light. It really breathes! I lined it with manakete scales.
G: Scale of manakete? Gregor is stunned. How are you finding such priceless artifacts?
N: See? I thought you'd be impressed. I just had some lying around, so don't worry about it.
G: Then Gregor accepts wonderful gift, with much gratitude!
N: Hee hee! Glad you like it.

Still more to go. The character limit keeps getting in the way. Also, I get the feeling Gregor sounds just like TF2's Heavy Weapons Guy.
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VaikeXCordelia C

V: Chrom! Hey, CHROOOOOOM! Come out, come out, whereever you are!
C: Vaike.
V: Ah HA! Found ya!
C: Do I look like Chrom, you oaf?! I wish you'd stop chasing him around.
V: I ain't chasin, no one. We're archrivals! Our paths are destined to cross.
C: Destiny doesn't need your help, and Chrom doesn't need a rival. Stop bothering him. Let the man concetrate on winning this war.
V: Bothering him?! He loves sparrin' with ol' Teach! Ain't turned me down yet.
C: That's because you corner him and refuse to go away until he agrees. Hear me, Vaike. If you hold any love for Chrom, you will let this go.
V: Hmm... The Vaike is starting to think this ain't about Chrom at all-it's about YOU!
C: Oh, for the love of... Fine then. If it`s a duel you want, I accept your challenge.
V: ...YOU? Bwa ha ha ha ha!
C: That's right. If you want to fight Chrom, you have to go through me first.
V: Oh, I get it-you think you can weaken me so I'll lose when I take on Chrom after? Hah! I could take the two of you with both hands tied behind my back! Let's go, sister!


ChromxSumia S

C: Sumia?
S: Oh, hello, Chrom.
C: I... I was looking for you. Have you been here long?
S: Actually, I'd just finished baking a pie. I was about to go... look for you.
C: I don't deserve more of your pies, Sumia. You're being too kind to me.
S: Hee hee! Oh, not at all. I LIKE looking after you!
C: Not as much as looking after the pegasi, I wager.
S: No, not as much as... Wait! NO! I MUCH prefer looking after you!
C: Listen, Sumia. I was looking for you because... I have a favor to ask.
S: you don't have to ask for favors. I'll do anything your heart desires...
C: er, see, I was hoping... If you were willing... Maybe you might do me the honor... Um...
S: Do you want more pies? because I'll bake until my hands fall off!
C: P-pies? No, er, what I'm trying to say is... I'm thinking of the rest of our lives and...
S: You want pies every day until you die? Well, that's a tall order, but if you-
C: This is not about pies! Just listen!
S: ...Muh?
C: S-sorry, Sumia. This isn't how I thought... Oh, I'm ruining this whole thing! What I want to ask is... will you grant me the honor of... being my wife?
S: Chrom?! Are you... Proposing?
C: Yes! You've done so much for me... Your kindness has warmed my heart. And somewhere between the fifth and sixth pie I thought to myself... "Chrom, you must marry this woman and make her happy for the rest of her life!"
S: I... I don't know what to say. But in truth, I've felt the same way since the very first pie... before that, even. I've known from the start that nothing made me happier than... being with you. But, I never dreamed... Not in a thousand... I mean, me? Marry royalty?!
C: You shall be the finest royal bride the realm has ever seen! Er, that is... if you consent?
S: Of COURSE I'll marry you!
C: No words ever rang as sweet! But now we must make it official. Will you wear this for me?
S: B-but this ring bears the crest of the royal family of Ylisse! Are you sure I'm allowed to have such a treasure?
C: This was crafted to commemorate my birth, and later given to me by my father. Since my earliest dats I have planned to bestow it to the woman I would marry. It is yours now. A symbol of our everlasting love and affection.
S: Oh, Chrom, I'm... I'm so honored. I will treasure it all of my days.
C: Then our future is sure to be filled with happiness and pies, both!
S: Oh, yes! We shall have pies morning, noon, and night! ...Er, but would you mind terribly if we hired a cook?

That's all for now. Will post more if anything new comes up.
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