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ChromxSumia B

S: Chrom? Where are you? Hel-LOOOOO?
C: ...I'm right here, Sumia.
S: Oh! there you are. Um, so... here. I baked you a pie.
C: Really? Well, this is a surprise. ...Mmm! It smells amazing!
S: You've been working so hard recently, I thought you must be tired... My mother used to bake me rhubarb-and-fiddlehead pie, and it always perked me up.
C: Rhubarb and...fiddleheads? No mutton? Or goat? ...Or bear? I usually prefer a bit of meat in my pies.
S: Absolutley not! Meat is the last thing you need when your body's worn out! A stick of rhubarb will clear your bowels and get you right as rain in no time. That's what my mother used to say anyway-and she was always right!
C: Heh. Old Nurse Nan used to say the same thing when I was young.
S: See? They can't both be wrong. Now eat your pie while I go clean your smallclothes. I see quite a pile forming on the far side of your cot there! ...Well? Go on! Don't mind me now- just eat your pie!
C: Er, well, if you insist. ...Gods, I HATE rhubarb. But if Sumia thinks it'll make me feel better, I suppose I should force it down... Mmm? Hey, this isn't bad... In fact, it's delicious! ...Well, that was about the best pie I've ever had.
S: ...Hel-LOOOOO? Chrom? I'm baaaaack! Oh, have you finished already?
C: I did, and it was amazing! Usually rhubarb makes me queasy, but not this time! What's your secret?
S: Oh, nothing special. Just a bit of spice here and a pinch of herb there... You can make something taste like anything if you know the tricks.
C: Well, Sumia, I'm more than impressed. You're a true wizard of the kitchen.
S: Oh, I'm so glad you liked it. Now then! How about a cup of elderbaerry tea?
C: Hold on! You made me a pie, so I should be making YOU tea. Just let me boil some water here...
S: Oh, Chrom... This is too much. Really. Hee hee! I knew he'd love the pie! Especially since it took me 15 tries to get it right...

ChromxSumia A

S: Chrom! Hel-LOOOOOO?!
C: Oh, hey, Sumia.
S: Look! I baked you another pie.
C: Sumia, you are too much. Where do you find all the time and energy for this?
S: Oh, it's nothing. Really! Hardly any trouble at all. Except for finding veggies. ...And grinding flour. ...Oh, and kneading dough. But apart from THAT, it's easy as... well, pie! I like doing it. Really. Honest.
C: Well, if you say so.
S: Oh, I do say so! And today I made an extra big one so we can eat it together!
C: A pie shared with friends is twice as tasty. Or so my old Nurse Nan said. ...Listen, Sumia. I'm...I'm sorry. About bringing you into all this, I mean. You deserve better than a battlefield, but right now that's where I need you.
S: Oh, Chrom... It's an honour and a privelege to serve you. Besides, serving as a soldier isn't all bad. There are lots of things I like about it.
C: Truly? Like what?
S: Well, the horses are fun!
C: You mean the pegasus? Er, pegasuses? ...Pegasi?
S: Those too! I just love swooping through the sky-it's so exhilarating. But I like looking after them even more. Combing manes, brushing teeth...
C: You do spend a lot of time in the stables, now that I think about it.
S: I do hate that they have to fight. When I see them in the thick of battle... I know we need them if we're to win this war. It can't be helped. But, it makes my heart ache every time I see such a beautiful creature hurt.
C: I don't know what to say, Sumia. Except to thank you again. Thank you for all the sacrifices you're making for my sake. I swear that I will do everything in my power to end this war quickly. And I promise to build a peace that will endure for generations.
S: I know you will, Chrom. And I'm going to help you do it!
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Typical quest with a Pr0 Hunter

SullyxStahl B

T: ...Enough! I yield!
U: Oh, come on. You're better than this! Now you're just letting me win.
T: No one LETS you win anything, Sully. You take victories by force.
U: Pfft. That's your excuse?
T: Hey, you know what I'm like.
U: You lack the confidence because you don't know yourself well enough. Here, shake my hand. ...Go on! Shake the damn thing!
T: Er, all right.
U: Well? What do you feel? Tell me how my hand and yours are different.
T: Well, yours is smaller than I would have thought. ...And really soft! It's kind of nice, actually.
U: You're getting distracted. Focus on the first thing you said. You're bigger than me, and you've got more muscle. Also, you're a better rider. So explain how it is that I keep kicking your arse all over the battlefield.
T: I don't know! I guess you just project this...aura. Like you're going to eat me for breakfast, you know?
U: All in your head! CHange your attitude, and you'll be a better fighter overnight.
T: You really think so? Hmm... Wait! Now you're just pushing me around in a different way.
U: Except that I'm right. And if you're smart, you'll listen to me. So what do you say? Another round?
T: You're on. And I'm standing my ground this time.

SullyxStahl A

U: Oof! ...Yeah, I'll feel that one tomorrow.
T: Heh heh! Stahl the Panther strikes again! Still, I think I finally understand what you were getting at. The right attitude really does make a difference.
U: Well, don't think you'll ever be better than me. Because you won't.
T: Ha! I wouldn't dare suggest it.
U: But you know the others expect you to show me up someday.
T: ...Huh?
U: It's okay. I'm used to it.
T: ...Er, Sully? is everything all right? You're getting weird on me.
U: It's just... People look at me and all they see is a damn woman!
T: Um, okay? Not sure where this is coming from, but if I implied-
U: Not you, idiot. You treat me as an equal, and I've always respected that. I just worry that... Well, what happens if you do surpass me someday? People won't think it's because of hard work or skill or any of that. It'll just be another damn man beating a woman to the finish line again.
T: Now who's being wishy-washy?
U: Hey! Don't you lecture me, chump! I'll kick you right in the-
T: Ha ha! Now that's the Sully I know. A mighty Bull in the making! ..Or is it a mewling Sheep? We'd better go another round and find out.
U: Oh, I am so going to hand you your lunch in a second. Come on, touhg guy! Show me what you're really made of!
T: Eep! M-maybe this was a bad idea...

Lon'quxMiriel C

M: The moon is illuminated by the sun? A most curious claim. And yet...
L: Hey.
M: The sun's light dims and is extinguished as it falls below the horizon. How, then, can-
L: Hey! Watch OUT.
M: Ack!
L: Do you have a death wish, woman? You nearly walked off a cliff! ...Gods. I grabbed a woman's arm.
M: Apologies. I was lost in my reading.
L: Maybe sit down next time if you aim to stay alive.
M: My heart is racing. An atonomic response to danger, I assume? Very intersting. I must make a note of this...
L: Just close the book.
M: I am conducting a thought experiment and would prefer not to interrupt it.
L: You'd be interrupted permanently if I hadn't stopped you. Don't let it happen again.
M: Assuming the sun does somehow continue to shine from beyond the horizon... Bah. It's no use. My focus is lost.
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Typical quest with a Pr0 Hunter

MUxLissa B

M: Phew! I am beat...
L: All tuckered out, MU? How about a quick, refreshing shoulder rub?
M: ...What are you plotting now?
L: Oh, please. One little joke, one little time and you get all paranoid. This isn't about pranking anybody. I figure I owe you...
M: How do you figure?
L: Because you've taken a huge weight off my brother's shoulders, silly! You know what Chrom's like. He never asks for help, even when he needs it. But he trusts you, MU. Enough to rely on you. He's not the type to come out and say it, but I know he's grateful.
M: You... think so?
L: I know so! Nobody knows my big brother like me.
M: Well, that is nice to hear...
L: So, what do you say? Free massage? Going once... Gooooooing twiiice...
M: Okay, I accept! I accept! ...Thanks, Lissa.
L: Okay then... Urgh! Geez, your muscles are just one big knot back here...
M: ...Aaaaaah, yes, right there... Oooh, that feels amazing...
L: How about...this?
M: WhaAAAAGH! Cold! Cold and slimy and coooooold! AUGH! IT MOVED! WHAT DID YOU DO, LISSA? WHAT IN BLAZES WAS THAT?!
L: Teee hee hee hee! Oh, relax. It's just a frog. You were so perfectly calm, tee hee. I couldn't resist! It had to be done!
M: I'm pretty sure it did NOT! And weren't you just saying yesterday that frogs make you "all pukey"?
L: I'm willing to put up with a lot for the sake of comedy.
M: Well, that makes one of us!

Those are all at the moment.
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http://i.imgur.com/TRbMB.jpg
Typical quest with a Pr0 Hunter