Welcome to the latest edition of GameSpotting, where the GameSpot editors are the only hope against a rogue group of genetically enhanced soldiers with designs on world domination. As we crawl through ventilation ducts and try to avoid those pesky cameras, our minds keep on wandering--we keep on thinking about games. Sometimes it's about games that don't exist, sometimes it's about games that aren't out yet, but it's always games, all the time. So, hopefully we're on the right codec frequency, and all of this talk about games isn't going to waste. Feel free to discuss the situation at hand in our genetically enhanced forums, or report back with your own GuestSpotting column.

Previews of Games That Don't Exist #1
Justin Calvert/Associate Editor
"Grand Theft Auto meets Hitman meets Pokémon Snap meets The National Enquirer in Paparazzi: Celebrity Shooter--coming probably never to a console near you."

Stay Tuned for Scenes From Our Next Episode
Greg Kasavin/Executive Editor
"I think there's something to be said for the episodic model that most television shows follow, and I see it as an untapped opportunity for game designers and publishers."

You Win, Level 5
Bethany Massimilla/Community Manager
"The only ones who have a prayer of mastering every aspect of Dark Cloud 2 are bedridden with extended illnesses, and they also don't eat or sleep."

The Easy Road
Brad Shoemaker/Associate Editor
"It wasn't all that challenging, no, but it was something else: It was fun."

What's Left
Andrew Park/Senior Editor
"Fortunately, there are some very promising new games on the horizon that are coming out in the next few months."

PC Gaming Will Never Die
Jason Ocampo/Associate Editor
"First off, I don't think PC gaming will ever die, and if I had a dollar for every time someone said that it would, I'd be a very wealthy man."

When the Games Overshadow THE Game
Bob Colayco/Associate Editor
"How many more years will pass until these Super Bowl pregame tournaments end up being televised on MTV or ESPN2?"

Stop Ruining My Tender Moments
Michael Wood/GuestSpotter
"I've learned that unlike bad music, which can be turned down, bad voice acting can be really detrimental to the enjoyment of a game."

Gaming Is My Life!
John Q. Gamer/GuestSpotter
For many of us, video games are more than just a hobby. They're a fundamental part of our lifestyles. If you've got something to say about games, gamers, or anything related to electronic entertainment, read our GuestSpotting FAQ, and submit your own column.