Louise-Cassidy Williams

When Funday Comes

Louise invites you over to her sister’s place and she’s rather depressed. The two of you bond over mutual problems. This blossoming friendship eventually leads to a date: quad bikes and boomshine. Sounds like a normal date, right? Get a car and drive Louise to the trailer park. Drive to Marty’s trailer park and find the marked location.

Who doesn’t love a good trailer park quad bike race? The goal, obviously, is to finish in first place. Although the quad is machinegun equipped, don’t kill other racers--that’s a big date downer and ends the race in failure. Check your mini-map to find the next two checkpoints to keep your quad pointed in the right direction. Try not to over steer and run into obstructions, which will put you far behind. Take corners carefully and don’t overdo the throttle. Be an observant driver through the trailer park especially and avoid poles. Win the race and receive a $500 reward.

Takin’ Out the White Trash

Louise left some of her things back at Marty’s place. In pure chivalry mode, you offer to go get them back. Take Louise to the trailer park. The equivalent of the white trash militia is waiting for your arrival. Assist Louise and her baseball bat in taking out the opposition. Target an enemy, whack him around with the baseball bat, and move on to the next unlucky guy.

A few guys with pistols show up near the end. Quickly charge them with your bat or retaliate with your own firearm. Look around for the health pick-up if needed. After the beatdown, return Louise to her sister’s house and collect a $200 reward.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

According to the sister, Marty has kidnapped Louise. Get the Marty’s place at the trailer park. As soon as you arrive, Marty drives off with Louise in his truck--he’s headed for the brothel. Eliminate a couple of Marty’s goons that he leaves behind then run to your car and follow Marty. To preserve health, just run to your car immediately and drive over the goons as you leave.

Follow Marty’s truck. If you aren’t behind Marty when he reaches the brothel, the mission ends in failure. To complicate matters, a few goons from Marty’s gang are in hot pursuit. When you reach the brothel, the objective quickly changes: kill Marty. Exit your car and shoot Marty with firearms or run him down in your vehicle. Beware of a couple other enemies hanging around. Get back into the truck and drive with Louise to a new safehouse. Pocket your $200 reward.

To Victor, the Spoils

Louise has a plan--you’ll take over Marty’s business. Put it this way, both you and Louise could use the cash. She suggests trying to find some muscle. Get a four-seater car and drive over to the marked location at Sunshine Autos. Exit the car and target each henchman and press up to recruit the men into your new gang.

With the gang all piled in, drive over the Marty’s loan shark business. Louise takes the car looking for more new members. Equip a weapon and eliminate Marty’s guards, approximately five in all, that are scattered outside Marty’s loan shark business.

After clearing the area, drive to the marked location on the map to wipe up the remnants of Marty’s protection racket. You can cut through Marty’s old trailer park. There are a bunch of guards here. Drive over them! Exit the car and enter the building. Ready a weapon and eliminate the two enemies; one is hiding behind the bar. The site now becomes part of your business empire. Look here for your gang members, which can be recruited. Collect a cool $1500 for completing the mission.

After this mission, a page arrives notifying you that someone is waiting for you at the airport. Drive a vehicle to the airport