Hail to the king, baby.

User Rating: 8.5 | Duke Nukem 3D X360
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!! FINALLY, OH MY SWEET JESUS IT'S HERE!!!

... eh, not quite. It's a re-release of the same Duke Nukem we saw about 12 years ago. And it's just as badass.

The game is essentially the same, with a few minor add ons. There's Dukematches over Xbox Live, as well as some fancy 8 player co-op for you and your friends. Not bad, not bad.

Achievements are a nice addition, and each one carries the same brand of humor that we know the Duke Nukem series for. It only took me about 2 days to get the full 200 gamerscore, but the rewards are more than you'd think... you get...

Duke Nukem Forever screenshots. Shake it baby.

Of course, there are other nice little pics to unlock besides the DNF screens, which require you to get every achievement. Unlockable art, although kind of cheesy as far as rewards go, will keep you playing.

Honestly, I can't say much for replay value... if you're a Duke Nukem veteran, you will conquer the achievements in no time at all... leaving you with not much to do besides compete on the leaderboards.

Still, Duke Nukem's first XBLA appearance is one that lives up to its expectations. It's fun, badass, and all out of bubble gum.