Killing hippies( with disintegrators and zap-o-matics) never gets old. Neither does blowing up buildings with meteors.
1.) Of course it's got cheesy humor, IT'S DESTROY ALL HUMANS!! What the hell do you expect from a Destroy All Humans game? You kill hippies, ninjas, commies, aliens, astronauts, level buildings, crush tanks, oh and one more thing, DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
2.) Let's see. You're a highly advanced psychotic murderous alien dude with sweet weapons, a flying saucer, and telekinesis and you're enemies are well, hippies, ninjas, communists, ugly space dudes, godzilla, and a bunch of other idiots from the 70's. Who do you think is gonna win? Psychotic murderous alien with anal probes, a flying saucer, and telekinesis, or a bunch of hippies? I mean really, it's supposed to be easy. The game isn't called Destroy All Humans 2 for nothing...
3.) Ok, you're right. Crypto is much weaker in Destroy All Humans 2 and he can barely stand a chance against laser shooting super tanks or ninjas... Unless you find the upgrades throughout the game and actually Destroy All Humans. If you actually try to get more powerful, you could get like me. I can deploy a giant human eating plant that burrows and chases people and then eats them in one bite. I have a meteor strike with 3 meteorites and a small planetoid that can destroy a few city blocks. I can lift up a tank, throw it into an APC, then stop time and convert everything around me into ammunition for more meteor strikes. And the saucer is like so much stronger. I can create black holes that suck everything in and then explode. I can shoot little green balls that blow up in miniature nuclear explosions of death. I have a death ray that destroys a tank by touching it. I can destroy any enemy in about a second with my death ray, actually less. I can pick vehicles up and suck the energy out of them to regenerate life. I can become invisible and fly around the map blowing up buildings like god himself.
JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS AND TRY TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING!! Trust me, once you unlock everything, it's very rewarding. Cause killing hippies never gets old. Well, when you kill them with disintegrators, zap-o-matics, anal probes, Venus Human Traps, ion detonators, or meteor strikes. lulz