Death Rally and the Death of 3 Days

User Rating: 5.5 | Death Rally PC
Here's a game that can hook a scumbag to a hooker who's already hooked on hookers. Yes I'm referring to me. Maybe I've been away from the gaming industry for too long to realize what a garbling mess this game was, but call me a dunce, because I drank it up!!!

We all have those guilty pleasure games. I recently reviewed Cave Story, which I also consider to be guilty pleasure. And I don't really know how to review titles like this, because it totally skews the idea of reviewing a game objectively. So I'll just call the game brilliant and leave it at that.

Almost at that and then say...not even close.

There's like 8 different race tracks, cars and bosses pretty much. Actually everything almost came in eights or nines. The game is extremely repetitive and the only thing to keep you pushing forward is the dream of one day maxing out all your cars and weapons till they're at their fullest upgrade capacity. Then at that point you can rampage around the circuits like your Grave Digger racing against 6 mini coopers that each have one flat tire.

Play if you ain't got a life!!!!