DP fans should play Spy Fiction

You know, the game on the Greenvale license plates?

It has Forrest Kaysen as an evil scientist. You can disguise yourself as him and watch Kaysen perform spinning roundhouse kicks. You get to seduce him when playing as the female spy, and he gets his flesh melted into purple goo in an FMV cutscene.

Lysander shows up as a boss who frontflips around while dual wielding shotguns.

It's also a pretty good "poor man's Metal Gear Solid" otherwise, and has that same Access Games charm.

I don't get the joke.

Why did you spoil certain parts of Spyfiction that I'm sure are highlights of the game?

Because people won't be interested enough to play it if I don't. Trust me, I didn't ruin any of the impact, and the plot isn't good enough to worry about spoiling it anyway. As with anything, seeing it is entirely different from hearing a brief description of it.

One more thing I should mention: there is a very frustrating and confusing "dodge the lasers" sequence ripped off from Mission Impossible early on. Don't give up, because it's smooth sailing from there on out.

I am quite certain I did not ruin the effect of actually experiencing those parts. The plot itself is totally inconsequential.