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else i get banned from gamespot.com.so here i go with the
Sega CD government.its goverment classicgamejunk.you
spelled it wrong Government.so he will be driving.okay
so i have a retro mini that is a portable nes and lets play
Conan.now i love Conan.not talking about the talk show but
the Barbarian.i loved the first movie and i won all the books.
when i saw this in Nintendo power i almost fainted.well i
did faint when i got it but for a different reason.the game blew.
so the title screen is Grey and there is no press start.that is
okay.so i press the down button i jump forward and when i
press the down button i jump in place.so the first level we are
in a cave and when you get hit while jumping you freeze in
place.man that stinks.you don't fight anyone from the movies,
t.v. series or books.they slapped Conan on the cover.just
like back to the future on nes but that is worse.there is this big
thing in my way and i don't know i cant get past this.in the 2nd
level the sand level is weird.you walk past this woman and
she turns into a snake and you die?well some of the other
levels like ship level has dark bland graphics and the lighting
makes me wanna hurl.one of the levels has a dark background.
well that is it.time to throw this game out the car window.
wait what is up ahead.1 of DR.wily robots.crash man.
BOOM.okay i am goona shoot him.BOOM.take that no
boss in mega man 2 is hard.