This game is a combination of sleazy pornography and ghetto kung-fu.

User Rating: 3.6 | Charlie's Angels GC
Oh boy, this game makes Bad Boys look like Jesus Christ in his purest form. If you think video games hotties are totally sweet and in, you might want to check this game out. On second thought, no! With the terrible graphics your “Sugar Muffin” will look more like Clay Aiken.

I’m serious this game’s graphics are so bad the angels **** are square. And considering they walk around and beat up the bad guy in as little clothes as possible you’ll bound to be disgusted. Again all the voices are not of the Hollywood stars. Instead you have some B-class voice actors whose last leading role was probably a tree in a middle school play.

They throw in the occasional one-liners that’ll probably leave you angry or make you want to hurt women for their cheap over the top sassiness.

The combat system in this game is sad. And I’m being generous when I say that. All the combos are just arms and legs wind milling in with absolutely no mo-cap or collision detection. You’ll just end up mashing buttons with no real action happening on the screen, which leaves this whole experience worthless and uneventful. You’ll never have a moment where you say, “hey, did you see that move!” it’ll sound more like, “I think my guy has MS!”

What’s even worse is the script writing. It actually, kind of, just might make you somewhat appreciate the movie. As this game is a combination of sleazy pornography and ghetto kung-fu.