Its like a bunch of second graders throw lollypops at you until you die

User Rating: 6 | Bullet Witch X360
Ok first of all Bullet witch is a low budget game by a small developer , so I went to it without much expectations.
Heres what I got : You play as that chick Alicia (with slavic pronunciation ) Not much is know about her other than that she is a witch of the bullet kind and is bound on saving humanity for some weird reason .
Armed with her trusty shapeshifting weapon she vanquishes hordes of undead (or whatever) mumbling soldiers wearing tasteful garments made of human skin.
The already mentioned manga oversized weapon has a few modes ,shotgun being the most useless ,seeing how most shootouts are from a far and you have a melee function on your gun.

The thing about Bullet Witch is that the game tries too hard.If the developers had gone with a more witty and comedic approach it might have worked but instead they tried to make a Devil May Cry game with emphasis on shooting rather than slashing, and a female heroine with luscious buttocks.
Ahh the luscious buttocks from which the camera does not seem to stray too far off. You know how in most third person shooters the camera is positioned above the head or over the shoulder? Well the good people at Cavia decided that we dont need to see where we are shooting so they put the camera over Alicia's hip forcing us to stare at her booty.I can see how this is a seller for nerds such as myself, but come on thats a little too much dont you think.
The camera problem is as big as the enemies freakishly enlarged organs *wink wink*
Man when you see an enemy with a pulsing heart or brain you know " I gots to snipe that sh#t " Speaking of sniping - snipers kill you in just one shot ,which would be fine with any game claiming to be " realistic " but wait wasnt I playing Bullet Witch where I can cast spells to electrocute tanks and push cars around with the power of my mind? Shouldnt I survive a little lead in the forehead or a slight impact with a flying truck. NO!

I think I wouldnt get so mad each time I die if the enemies werent so easy to kill. Its like a bunch of second graders throw lollypops at you until the second grader wunderkind comes along behind your back and hits you in the back of the head with a shovel. Sure you could grab the shovel off his hands and slap him around , but only if you see him in time...

Overall its not a bad game if you get into it and dont mind being punished for even a second of inadvertence.