can anyone get me a modded gun?

I've been playing this game on and off heavily for about a year now or so... Now that borderlands 2 is coming out, I think it's about time I ruin this game for myself and go out with a bang... I have 2 acccounts, a lvl 69 soldier and a lvl 65 siren. I collect atlas pearl brand weapons so there's a little background info about me. I typicaly use a pearl explosive revolver with sight and a pearl ogre explosive assault rifle. these two guns could be better however as I think they are still lvl 50 guns and outdated as far as stats go. I also use a sniper and an smg but these are always changing because i can never find the 'perfect' combination of physical atributes let alone stats. I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as a pearl smg but if there is something similar I have never seen it. I like my sniper rifles with long range scopes (cyclops?) and the barel that looks suppressed Atlas Pearls are always the best as far as brand but finding a beutiful pearl sniper with those other two atributes and good stats never seems to happen for me. I looked into the mod software for myself but i'm never good with moding and it seems gun moding requires access to a hard drive which i'm not sure I know how to access and might void my warrenty...

Can anyone hook me up? send me a message at K-OMG

other help such as using the software might be appreciated too

Topic closed. After receiving help with how modding works I learned it's much easier than I thought so I can do it myself :)