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Feb 4, 2013 5:25 am GMT
You know what's better than playing Borderlands?Not being a woman.
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Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!!
Feb 4, 2013 5:33 am GMT
DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN’T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? WE THINK THAT’S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!
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Crazy? Crazy with low prices on Wind Brahmin. You buy one!!
Feb 4, 2013 5:38 am GMT
Argyle_Gargoyle posted...DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN’T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? WE THINK THAT’S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!
That made me laugh.
Isn't Dave supposed to be a reference of an interent troll?
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Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!!
Feb 4, 2013 7:13 am GMT
HA! Double signature!
Statistics show that 1 in every 2 smokers dies, this suggests that 1 in those 2 will always survive, implying immortality. I should take up smoking.
Feb 4, 2013 7:21 am GMT
diamond horsey
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not changing my sig until Shenmue 3 is officially announced.
Feb 4, 2013 8:18 am GMT
Sarcastic slab, nuff said
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GT- Innersmoke
Feb 4, 2013 1:33 pm GMT
One of my favorite ones:
YOU'RE IN THE TORGUE ZONE, BABY! IF YOU AREN'T MADE OF GASOLINE, METAL, OR BACON, GET THE **** OUT!
Feb 4, 2013 1:34 pm GMT
Actually, the one where Torgue explains his company's board of directors physically wired up his voice box to bleep out every swear word he says was pretty funny too.
Feb 4, 2013 1:39 pm GMT
Jokes or Quotes?...
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XBL GT/PSN: Tsuruke.
Feb 4, 2013 2:38 pm GMT
All things Mal.
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It's raining
luggage and babies and limbs and Daddy doesn't come home.
Feb 4, 2013 3:06 pm GMT
All of the weapons manufacturers' commercials are pretty hilarious.
I'm also a big fan of anything Clappy says.
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XBOX GT: illbzo1
Currently playing: Borderlands 2, The Cave, Paper Mario: Sticker Star
BioShock Infinite (X360)
DmC (X360)
Resident Evil 6 (X360)
Borderlands: GOTY (X360)
Assassin's Creed III (X360)
Far Cry 3 (X360)
